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Making new content: ❌

Giggling at my own posts from 2019 and re-blogging them: ✅

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Tony: What do you want for dinner, kid?

Peter: A gun.

Tony: nO-

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Summary: Peter grows anxious as he notices Tony becoming more distant, oblivious to what the man has planned for him.

Requested by @howtolaundermoneyorg

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TW: Dark humor.(But isn't my whole blog?)

✨Holiday addition✨

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Tony: Are you excited for Christmas?

Peter: Fuck yeah,

Peter: Cause if things keep going the way they are I'm hanging a lot more than Christmas ornaments.

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Tony: Hey underoos, are you prepared for a New Years' kiss?

Peter: Yeah I've got a couple things in mind.

Tony: Things-?

Peter: A train...

Tony: Oh-

Peter: A telephone pole at 90 mph...

Tony: Kid, that's kinda-

Peter: A bus...

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Peter: One more minor inconvenience and Santa won't be the only fat fuck flying off the roof this year.

Tony: Where the fuck do you come up with this stuff-

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Tony: Happy New Year Peter!

Tony: Do you think this year is gonna be your year?

Peter: It fucking better be or it's gonna be my last.

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: Why can't you just let me have this?

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Peter: Hi, i'd like to return this.

Nurse:

Peter:

Nurse: Sir, this is your birth certificate.

Peter: I don't need you to tell me what it is.

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Sooo do all of us have issues and project onto peter when reading irondad stuff or is it just me?

Um, it's definitely all of us 🧍‍♀️

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I fucking love you guys

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What if Tony seemed a bit distant for a couple of days and Peter gets a bit anxious about it. But then it's revealed that Tony's been planning his birthday party the entire time

That's such a sweet scenario, and perfect timing as my birthday is tomorrow! I'll have to message you for details but this is for sure going in the works. <3

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Tony: Happy New Year Peter!

Tony: Do you think this year is gonna be your year?

Peter: It fucking better be or it's gonna be my last.

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: Why can't you just let me have this?

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The porn bots have found me 🧍🏼‍♀️

If I wanted your home videos I would have politely asked already.

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Steve: *coughing*

Steve: I'm dying

Tony: Can you do it a little quieter? It's fucking annoying.

Steve: I-

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If you're still taking prompts, 5+1 fic 5 times peter made dark jokes and 1 time someone addressed it (sorry I'd its vague it's just a random idea I just thought of)

This is a pretty good idea actually! Could you possibly give me a few more details on what you would like to see specifically?

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Do you have a favorite animal?

Of course! I'm obsessed with red pandas! Thank you for asking me about myself, even if it's kinda small <3 🥺

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Tony: If you could be anything you wanted what would it be?

Peter: Probably dead lol

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: Why do I even still talk to you?

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Tony with Peter vs. Tony with any other Avenger:

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Summary: Peter has been acting strange and, when he is confronted, he and Tony learn new things about each other.

Or, Peter struggles to come out but finds out Tony is Bisexual.

Requested by @dangerouspersonaexpertvoid : Peter being all anxious trying to come out to Tony and Tony just comforting him being like, “I’m (bi/gay) too, kiddo”

This is a prompt very close to my heart and I'm very honored to be chosen to write it. Personally, I have yet to come out so if it isn't relatable I sincerely apologize, but when I do come out I wouldn't mind it going something like this.

(I'm so sorry this took so long cause it's not even that long of a story tbh 😅)