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born to swing on a swing set holding hands forced to be online friends :/

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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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catching a block because i didn’t reply fast enough is crazy

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HALLOWEEN PLOTS I REALLY NEED !

HAUNTED HOUSE ! one of the muses gets scared while the other does their best to comfort them through the ride

TRICK OR TREATING ! giving out candy to all the kids and rating which one had the best costume once the front door is closed

CORN MAZE ! getting lost in the maze for hours ( bonus points if they just give up and end up making out or maybe even smutty times ? )

COSTUME PARTY ! going as matching costumes or just meeting there, two bonus points if they sneak off to have their own fun !

SERIAL KILLER AU ! think of the movie friday the 13th. what was supposed to be a relaxing camping trip between a group of friends suddenly turns deadly when a serial killer threatens their safety. 

GHOSTS ! honestly just think of ryan and shane ghost hunting , i want it !

PUMPKIN CARVING ! pretty self-explanatory but imagine if they got into a cute little pumpkin fight ? ? throwing the insides at each other until their entire apartment is a mess !

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this is a social experiment reblog this if u were rping on tumblr before 2016

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if  anyone  is  interested  in  joining  a  super  lax,  canon  divergent  twilight  discord  server  lmk!!

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*retaining nothing you just said* got it

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if you give me a ship with an emotionally distant older man and a lively young woman who brings out the playfulness in him i swear to god i will ship it until my dying day

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do u rp?

sometimes i wish i didnt

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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

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he wants me so bad (he’s fictional and i read a fanfic about him)

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not horny anymore. seeking vengeance

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―    SOFT    INTERACTIONS    I’M    A    SUCKER    FOR.

you’re    reading    a    book,    naked,    and    i’m    absentmindedly    running    my    fingertips    across    your    skin.    you’re    warning    me    that    if    i    continue,    you’ll    have    to    pin    me    down    but    i    continue    because    you’re    just    fucking    breath - taking,    the    way    you    lounge    on    the    bed    and    the    sun    kisses    your    skin…    i    feel    like    i    could    worship    you    all    day.

i’ve    had    a    rough    day    and    i    come    home    to    you    having    prepared    a    hot    bubble    bath.    you    welcome    me    with    a    bottle    of    wine    in    the    one    hand,    and    a    pint    of    ice-cream    in    the    other.    we    spend    the    rest    of    the    evening    in    the    bath    tub,    watching    a    movie    that    i    love    and    you    washing    my    hair.

work    is    killing    you    and    you’ve    been    exhausted    for    the    whole    week    so    i’ve    decided    to    pick    you    up    from    your    office,    wearing    your    favourite    clothes    and    perfume,    and    we’re    heading    to    your    favourite    diner,    slow    dancing    in    spite    of    the    curious    looks    that    we’re    given.

we’re    on    a    nightly    walk,    you’re    showing    me    the    school    you    went    to    and    where    you    used    to    work.    we    buy    a    bottle    of    cheap    liquor    and    sit    down    on    the    pavement,    surrounded    by    cars    and    street    lights    and    the    occasional    passer - by    that    immediately    sees    just    how    in    love    we    are;    we    get    drunk    and    philosophise    about    life    –    i    think    i    want    to    spend    the    rest    of    my    life    with    you.

we’re    at    a    party    with    friends    that    don’t    know    about    us.    they    suspect    it,    everyone    who    has    two    eyes    can    see    how    i    look    at    you    and    how    you    look    at    me.    it’s    getting    late,    a    few    people    decide    to    stay    because    the    buses    don’t    drive    this    late    and    it’s    cold    outside    anyway.    i    sleep    on    the    couch    and    you    sleep    in    a    sleeping    bag    on    the    ground    and    in    the    middle    of    the    night,    i    get    up    to    join    you.    you    smell    like    home    and    i    can    immediately    sleep.

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MADISON BEER as JENNIFER CHECK for Make You Mine music video (2024)

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a plot inspired by "too sweet" by hozier where the sweet, innocent girl is desperately in love with the jaded, brooding bad boy who loves her just as much but doesn't want to have to be the one to be the first to break her heart and so instead he promises to wait for her to gain more experience 👀 plus points if they make a bucket list of things for her to try and he becomes some sort of like a ~guide~ to her

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i really want a plot where a prince is in love with a maid. maybe they’ve been best friends since they were kids, her growing up in the palace with him. maybe he’s betrothed so she tries to keep her distance, maybe he’s normally a playboy prince but she’s his weakness. gimme !!