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Guys….i know tumblr adds have fallen off, but this YouTube add is given me big children’s hospital vibes.
Tell me you don’t look at this kid and see an immortal vampire child attempting to portray regret to his sire after eating the local magistrates children.
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#literally did this to an ex#drove to her work to pick her up smoking a joint#got too high#and drove home
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Reblog with the best caption for these pics!
The best ones will get a surprise in their DMs ☺️
Check out my other socials here
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some days I really can’t handle being alive hahaha not even on a depressive level, i’m just like ….this is what i’m living for? GULF OF AMERICA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
#golf of America#I used to think swiftes were cringe (positive)#till maga got a round two and changed what the meaning of cringe (negative)#like you wanna drill for oil so bad it makes you look like a silly little slut#so pathetic#but not in the cute way
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wow i’m actually happy. that’s weird
#da na#daaa naaa#daaaa naa daa na daaa na da na da na#tfw you can hear the theme music but haven’t spotted the fin#this is for me personally#I’m very happy for you being happy
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I love it when dudes are like "question everything. Be critical about the world" and what they mean is "I think politics is controlled by evil wizards"
#just one space away from this being about yoda in attack of the clownes#evil SPACE wizards#Star Wars#yoda
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objectively the funniest hatemail ive ever gotten. hysterical even
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"I do like to be worshipped"
So should we start working in building a temple for you?
No a small shrine in your home is more than enough
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With osha in the chopping block, how long till they axe the Hippocratic oath.
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i love when boys cry🥰
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I don't want a boyfriend but I do want a pet boy
#yes please miss#I’ll be such a good boy for you#watch as I wag my tail for you#panting from the excitement
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I want an excuse to start posting more regularly 🥰 and I thought what better idea than to start a pic of the day?
#Sundress Sunday#Misstress/master monday#titty Tuesday#hump day or wet Wednesday#tushy Thursdays#fishnet fridays#Sleepy Saturdays
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Post hole.
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I'm on that good kush and alcohol
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i feel like people dont think im serious when i say "death to America" but like my ultimate dream is for the USA to no longer exist like of course i dont respect politicians or cops or the law i dont want a "better America" i quite literally do not want the entity known as the United States of America to outlive me
#so true bestie#given the fact that the United States has 300 or whatever million people#and only 150 million vote#and of those that vote I’d wager that 30 percent do it apathetivally enough to feel the same way#that’s what I’d wager#it’s probably higher#I’d say America probably agrees with you#the next time I’m in court I’ll be held in contempt when I can’t stop being sassy with the judge
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wild how we have a medication that is super effective at treating a debilitating disability but its controlled to hell and back because What If Someone Takes It For Fun like i have an idea who gives a shit
#why dont we try quitting gas for a week#and then tell me this entire fucking country isn’t addicted to it#lol risk of addiction and abuse#get the fuck out of here with that shit#go fucking drive into a brick wall#go suck on a doornob#fucking dirty little nob sucker
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