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Can this just be filled with trophy wives making sammiches?
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So in the bathroom at smokey bones today this guy goes to help his son wash his hands. In his thick southern drawl he says "here's a trick son, if ya just touch yer wiener with one hand then ya only have one to wash." and as the kid reaches for some paper towels "Son just dry yer hands on yer shirt." later my dad says "That begs the question, how do you just wash one hand?" I don't know, but I think I have to assume some people are just more skilled. Or more gross.
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Curry chicken I made
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Made rice pudding a couple days ago, and look at my tea leaves! Apparently a straight line means progress or moving in the right direction. I guess going to uncw was the right choice :)
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nakedhermione:
#DIRTY BABE YOU SEE THESE SHACKLES BABY I’M YOUR SLAVE I’LL LET YOU WHIP ME IF I MISBEHAVE IT’S JUST THAT NO ONE MAKES ME FEEL THIS WAAAAY
#I BEEN REALLY TRYIN’ BABY TRYIN’ TO HOLD BACK THIS FEELING FOR SO LONG AND IF YOU REALLY FEEL LIKE I’M FEELIN’ THEN COME ON OH COME ON LET’S GET IT OOOON
#I FOUND YOU MISS NEW BOOTY
my blog needs more of this.
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buy the iPhone and get someone to push you down some stairs. because I REALLY hope people like this aren't multiplying.
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I love this app. Don't ask what mood I was in because I have absolutely no idea, but I love this :D
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Successful troll is successful.
So I was looking at Rebecca Black's page on Facebook and this came out.
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but i’ll shave it fo’ later ;3 
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Reblog this if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the fucking face. People who need a punch in the fucking face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a punch in the fucking face, except a punch in the fucking face. 93% of people won't reblog this.. Why? Because.. they probably need a punch in the fucking face.
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