16 notes
·
View notes
justcaptures:
li0ns-roar:
jfizzdabaddest:
justify-sexy:
hotphotography:
(via simplypi)
Balls deep
321 notes
·
View notes
Can this just be filled with trophy wives making sammiches?
0 notes
So in the bathroom at smokey bones today this guy goes to help his son wash his hands. In his thick southern drawl he says "here's a trick son, if ya just touch yer wiener with one hand then ya only have one to wash." and as the kid reaches for some paper towels "Son just dry yer hands on yer shirt." later my dad says "That begs the question, how do you just wash one hand?" I don't know, but I think I have to assume some people are just more skilled. Or more gross.
2 notes
·
View notes
Curry chicken I made
0 notes
Made rice pudding a couple days ago, and look at my tea leaves! Apparently a straight line means progress or moving in the right direction. I guess going to uncw was the right choice :)
2 notes
·
View notes
99 notes
·
View notes
nakedhermione:
#DIRTY BABE YOU SEE THESE SHACKLES BABY I’M YOUR SLAVE I’LL LET YOU WHIP ME IF I MISBEHAVE IT’S JUST THAT NO ONE MAKES ME FEEL THIS WAAAAY
#I BEEN REALLY TRYIN’ BABY TRYIN’ TO HOLD BACK THIS FEELING FOR SO LONG AND IF YOU REALLY FEEL LIKE I’M FEELIN’ THEN COME ON OH COME ON LET’S GET IT OOOON
#I FOUND YOU MISS NEW BOOTY
my blog needs more of this.
1K notes
·
View notes
buy the iPhone and get someone to push you down some stairs. because I REALLY hope people like this aren't multiplying.
21K notes
·
View notes
16K notes
·
View notes
I love this app. Don't ask what mood I was in because I have absolutely no idea, but I love this :D
0 notes
bornawkwardly:
Successful troll is successful.
So I was looking at Rebecca Black's page on Facebook and this came out.
7 notes
·
View notes
8K notes
·
View notes
fouryearsofhighschool:
but i’ll shave it fo’ later ;3
6K notes
·
View notes
fouryearsofhighschool:
Reblog this if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the fucking face. People who need a punch in the fucking face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for people who need a punch in the fucking face, except a punch in the fucking face. 93% of people won't reblog this.. Why? Because.. they probably need a punch in the fucking face.
93K notes
·
View notes
Brosilis
Brosbian
Angelina Brolie
11K notes
·
View notes