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I had a dream last night about a new pseudo-legendary pokemon who's gimmick was that it changed it's plumage to mimic other pseudo-legendaries and only other pseudo-legendaries. It's name was Illumizard and in my dream specifically it mimicked a Hydreigon and I was jokingly angry at it for trying to copy my favorite pokemon but it looked too cool for me to actually hate it. (unlike a certain robot fuck you Iron Jugulis) I'll try my best to sketch one out and I'll see if I can get one of my artist oomfs to actually make a clean version for the interwebs to enjoy.
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Did you know? Skates walk along the seafloor using little feet!
The ‘walking’ fins are known as the anterior pelvic lobes, and they use them to propel themselves along the sand. They do this because it is a more energy-efficient way to move short distances than swimming.
Skate walk!
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Alligator gar, starry sturgeon, lyretail balloon molly, and australian ghost shark for fishuary days 1-4
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they went to the juice zone. i kinda have a style now so i might draw more members of the cast.
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I completely flooded the back of house today and everyone failed to react like a human. The person who noticed tried to alert me by standing directly behind me, pointing at the floor, and going ‘water’. And when I turned and looked, all I could muster was ‘oh thats cool.’ Really calmly.
And then my manager darted for the mop bucket like CAN YOU TWO DO SOMETHJNG PLEASE STOP JUST WATCHING IT
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Nature valentines.
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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead
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shattering a decades long dissociation sure is one heck of a whiplash
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The main USA currency was cheese after eggs broke the economy.
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The main USA currency was cheese after eggs broke the economy.
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i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful
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