hi. I once found a rat swimming in the toilet at work. |rat▪︎he/they| •memes, pets, shitposts• asks: #rat answers I work at an exotic petstore and I like to post abt it maybe just a little too much...
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C’mon, babey… you be The Tunes and I’ll be Neil
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Penis fly trap
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he sat like this....for several minutes....
[ coral glow albino redtail boa ]
#also!! i got a new snake today!!#my boss gave me a baby 1ft normal ball python bc she has a kink at the bottom of her body#so shes unsellable bc customers will claim we did sumn to her 🙄🙄#kinks are a birth defect btw#shes fine though.#i absolutely LOVE her ive been intching to get a second snake and!! a female!!#boa#red tail boa#snake#reptiblr#albino snake
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Seamless repeating background of my pride planets! Use with credit; don’t delete my caption <3 Redbubble - Society6
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so I caved and got a new betta today...
hes even prettier in person! hes black, white and his body scales are silver! hes sooooo pretty I couldnt resist getting him
[ black dragonscale halfmoon, possibly butterfly]
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slimy babies
[ slimy salamanders ]
yes that's what they're called sjjjdkdj
my pictures, pls do not remove caption
#i accidentally dropped my phone face first onto the floor#and now its shattered#yay cant wait to get chewed out when i get home#ugh why did i have to be stupid AND clumsy#i used to be really bad about throwing my phone when i was younger but i dont do that anymore#yet people love to bring it up and get mad at me when my phone is cracked even if it was by accident#ngl sometimes i really hate myself#reptiblr#salamanders
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WHICH ONE OF YALL MADE THIS 😂😂😂
#she#im only out as trans-masc/nonbinary to one of my coworkers#whos trans#after i asked him what his preferred pronouns are bc everyone else keeps calling him#as suspected i didnt need to explain myself at all#he said to let him know if i ever decide to go by a new name and i almost cried
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breaking theme to say:
please tag your posts correctly
put tw tags for common triggers.
as someone who deals with creepy and weird shit, is it so important to tag your stuff correctly! i have seen stuff that has sent me into full on mental spirals because they didn’t have a tw tag.
Mention of potentially triggering topics below
if you’re going to go any warning tags, atleast do the basics. things like su*cide s*lf-h*rm, r*pe.
Please just tag your stuff correctly. I really don’t want to see anyone get hurt because they saw something they didn’t want to see
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my queue is currently empty so I'm sorry if posts slow down or come to a halt for a couple days!
[ Brazilian rainbow boa ]
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mans was enjoying his bath
[ Asian water monitor ]
my photo, please do not remove caption
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Mr. Loverman
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I successfully made cupcakes for the first time today! (last time was a huge fail) I'm vv proud of myself uwu
they're yellow with strawberry whipped icing and chocolate Pearl's
#cottagecore#baking#cupcakes#tbh i did burn the tops of them which where huge and almost toppled over bc i used too much batter but#i just cut the tops off and they're fine
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