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showrunners will consistently write men who are five seconds from sucking another man's tit like a raw egg from the shell and go "this is a father son relationship"

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This game is going to make me sob

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Plot twist: Ed Sheeran has been Sir Leon this entire time

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Charlie Day Luigi: HERES A-MY BROTHER MARIO NOW TO TELL YOU A WHOLE-A HEAPING SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMATIONI!!! Chris Pratt Mario: Hello Luigi.

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They finally did it. They whitewashed a white guy

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People should stop asking who my hero is and start asking who my enemy is. What is encouragement for improvement if not striving to never be like someone?

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Lately I have been all Shits and no Giggles and it's really taking a toll on me

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Headcanon time. What if when the Madrigals die, their gifts sort of go back to the encanto? Like they continue to serve their community even after death.

Imagine when Pepa dies the weather becomes more favourable all around: less droughts or storms, more rain or sun when needed for crops, etc. Or the weather better reflects the mood of the town as a whole: celebrations will always be sunny, funerals will be gloomy, etc.

When Julieta dies the food of cooks becomes more filling, or warming, or tastes better. Baker's bread will be fluffier, the food of a mother feeding an entire family will be more filling.

When Luisa dies labour becomes less draining, people will have more energy throughout the day and not get exhausted as quickly.

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Yes :( it is why I must wear a fancy hat whenever I go outside

Nah, fuck socialising. I want to hangout in my bedroom which has a light level low enough for mobs to spawn all day

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Nah, fuck socialising. I want to hangout in my bedroom which has a light level low enough for mobs to spawn all day

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Stressed potatoes will increase their glycoalkaloid levels. Now, if I could produce a poison from being stressed, I could make a killing on the black market.

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My life is being held together with glittery washi tape and I'm too lazy to find a better alternative

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On a scale of Death Cap to Morel, how are you feeling today?

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Time to subject my followers to my mc yt obsession

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Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia

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Colours of the alphabet, as decided by my friends and I. Feel free to dispute, your opinions will not be taken into consideration. Thank you

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Is Clara as bad at Spanish as we are?

Shout out to my art teacher who made a typo on my report card and made me think I got 0% on my prelim :')