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very big fan of when shows put wigs on actors and say ‘yeah. That’s him when he was younger fuck you’. No anti aging ai, no teen actor hired. Just. The same guy with a fuckass wig
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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse
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“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles
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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese
“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”
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dramatically and violently turns into a werewolf and then continues doing the same thing I was doing before
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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that
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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
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my favorite video of all time ever
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