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Being on the Cap Squad is serious business
#look at these fools#i love them#sam wilson#bucky barnes#steve rogers#cap quaret#almost#sam wilson fanart#mcu fanart#mcu#marvel
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finally gonna start uploading my marvel month pieces here! starting with falcon ☆
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Special Poster ''Captain America - The First Avenger''!
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The Captain America Trilogy in a Nutshell
Steve: I have an unyielding sense of justice and want to do what’s right. I have to do this— waitwhat Bucky
#Steve's moral duty is to serve those in need and Bucky Barnes#is the latter loyalty? lust? longing? an unwavering sense of devotion that transcends all logic and reason? yes#the captain america trilogy in a nutshell#steve rogers incorrect quotes#stucky incorrect quotes#mcu incorrect quotes#stucky
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Steve: Buck, are you seeing anyone?
Bucky, flirtatiously: No, why?
Steve: I just think maybe seeing a therapist would be good for you.
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How would you rank the marvel movies?
like a top eight or something?
1. captain america: the winter soldier
2. captain america two
3. the second captain america film
4. the winter soldier
5. cap 2
6. steve rogers: bucky barnes
7. ca: tws
8. that one where steve rogers tries to save his brainwashed old flame bucky barnes
#Real#also the “steve rogers: bucky barnes” one killed me#catws#steve rogers fandom#bucky barnes fandom
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What if Bucky hadn’t been captured?
#i'm dying#man Bucky would be so pissed#he'd 100% chew Steve out publically#stevebucky incorrect quotes#this isn't an incorrect quote im just putting it under so i can find it again- sue me#catfa
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Real
why the fuck would bucky want to be a congressman in a government that was full of hydra and has done nothing but treat him like shit, who would even vote for the guy they all treat like a villain, is there a single functioning brain cell in that writers room
#I'll probably follow in your footsteps#it's honestly not worth my time to be this pissed off over this nonsense#someone call me when the mcu collapses so i can convince my bestie to film her mcu fanfics and fix-its
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On the verge of blocking Thunderbolts in my tags so I can save myself the headache from multi-billion dollar entertainment coorperation who refuses to acknowledge a vital part of a character's history and identity because it's not publically attractive
why the fuck would bucky want to be a congressman in a government that was full of hydra and has done nothing but treat him like shit, who would even vote for the guy they all treat like a villain, is there a single functioning brain cell in that writers room
#sick and tired of the mcu writers and directors treating Bucky like a plot device and not a character who has so much to offer narratively#am also sick and tired how the mcu writers and directors are repulsed by the trauma history and vicitimhood of a character that THEY WROTE#bucky barnes is a victim#literally get the moon knight writers on this they can help lessen the damage#and to answer op's last question: unlikely#anti thunderbolts#anti mcu#anti marvel#fight me marvel studios#thunderbolts critical
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Sam: how do we tell the good guys from the bad guys?
Steve: if they’re shooting at you, they’re bad
Steve:…except Bucky who has never done anything wrong in his life and is in fact an angel
#accurate#stevebucky incorrect quotes#stucky incorrect quotes#sam wilson god’s strongest soldier#sam did not ask for this shit LMAO
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Bucky: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Steve, smiles softly: I saw you.
Bucky: Honestly you're so cute and wholesome but it makes this a little awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Sam in a black widow costume.
Steve:
Steve: What did Nat say?
Bucky, grinning: She's the one who took the picture
Steve: He's in the infirmary?
Bucky: Obviously.
#rip Sam#cap quartet incorrect quotes#mcu incorrect quotes#using the incorrect quotes tags so i can find this post again#cap quartet
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Bucky: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Steve: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Bucky: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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Natasha: so what do you think?
Bucky: sorry I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Sam
Steve:
Steve: he’s not even here
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#steve is a little shit#and i love him for it#steve rogers incorrect quotes#natasha romanoff incorrect quotes#natasha romanov incorrect quotes
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Captain America: The First Avenger Audio Commentary:
“This scene was added in [post-production] just to have him change his attitude and be determined. That was always the thing we were trying to balance. He gets activated by hearing about Bucky, that’s the thing that really makes him realize that it’s time to take a stand and contribute in a way that’s more than just doing the show. Bucky has got to be the only reason that he would go AWOL for. It becomes personal.”
#Marvel Studios dug themselves into this grave but didn't have the decency to lie in it smh#fight me marvel studios#stucky#catfa#captain america the first avenger#catfa meta#mcu#marvel
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Natasha: What is love?
Tony: An emotional minefield.
Bruce: A neurochemical reaction.
Clint: Baby don't hurt me.
#cackling over this#clint no#natasha romanoff incorrect quotes#tony stark incorrect quotes#bruce banner incorrect quotes#clint barton incorrect quotes#avengers incorrect quotes#mcu incorrect quotes#bruce banner#clint barton#natasha romanoff#tony stark#avengers
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omg #22
#busted#also why is Clint keeping track?? and how does he know Bucky would want this information????#i've been asking myself this for like 5 minutes and i figured it out#Clint learned in school that Bucky and Steve were bffs since they were kids#(they were both big historical figures there's no way that wasn't taught in schools)#so ofc Bucky would want to know what dumb shit Steve got into in the future#and naturally Clint printed out a list for Bucky bc Clint wants payback for all the times he had to deal w/ Steve's wreckless ass#SteveBucky#Clint Barton
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