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Marvel shenanigans
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this blog is supposed to be funny posts about Marvel characters (esp Clint Barton) but Stucky brainrot has me in a chokehold so it's mostly that rn
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parkour-and-coffee · 14 days ago
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Being on the Cap Squad is serious business
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parkour-and-coffee · 14 days ago
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finally gonna start uploading my marvel month pieces here! starting with falcon  ☆
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parkour-and-coffee · 14 days ago
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Special Poster ''Captain America - The First Avenger''!
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parkour-and-coffee · 3 months ago
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The Captain America Trilogy in a Nutshell
Steve: I have an unyielding sense of justice and want to do what’s right. I have to do this— waitwhat Bucky
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parkour-and-coffee · 3 months ago
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Steve: Buck, are you seeing anyone?
Bucky, flirtatiously: No, why?
Steve: I just think maybe seeing a therapist would be good for you.
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parkour-and-coffee · 3 months ago
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How would you rank the marvel movies?
like a top eight or something?
1. captain america: the winter soldier
2. captain america two
3. the second captain america film
4. the winter soldier
5. cap 2
6. steve rogers: bucky barnes
7. ca: tws
8. that one where steve rogers tries to save his brainwashed old flame bucky barnes
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parkour-and-coffee · 4 months ago
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What if Bucky hadn’t been captured?
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parkour-and-coffee · 4 months ago
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Real
why the fuck would bucky want to be a congressman in a government that was full of hydra and has done nothing but treat him like shit, who would even vote for the guy they all treat like a villain, is there a single functioning brain cell in that writers room
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parkour-and-coffee · 4 months ago
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On the verge of blocking Thunderbolts in my tags so I can save myself the headache from multi-billion dollar entertainment coorperation who refuses to acknowledge a vital part of a character's history and identity because it's not publically attractive
why the fuck would bucky want to be a congressman in a government that was full of hydra and has done nothing but treat him like shit, who would even vote for the guy they all treat like a villain, is there a single functioning brain cell in that writers room
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parkour-and-coffee · 4 months ago
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Sam: how do we tell the good guys from the bad guys?
Steve: if they’re shooting at you, they’re bad
Steve:…except Bucky who has never done anything wrong in his life and is in fact an angel
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parkour-and-coffee · 4 months ago
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Bucky: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Steve, smiles softly: I saw you.
Bucky: Honestly you're so cute and wholesome but it makes this a little awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Sam in a black widow costume.
Steve:
Steve: What did Nat say?
Bucky, grinning: She's the one who took the picture
Steve: He's in the infirmary?
Bucky: Obviously.
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parkour-and-coffee · 4 months ago
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Bucky: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Steve: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Bucky: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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parkour-and-coffee · 4 months ago
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Natasha: so what do you think?
Bucky: sorry I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Sam
Steve:
Steve: he’s not even here
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parkour-and-coffee · 4 months ago
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parkour-and-coffee · 4 months ago
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Captain America: The First Avenger Audio Commentary:
“This scene was added in [post-production] just to have him change his attitude and be determined. That was always the thing we were trying to balance. He gets activated by hearing about Bucky, that’s the thing that really makes him realize that it’s time to take a stand and contribute in a way that’s more than just doing the show. Bucky has got to be the only reason that he would go AWOL for. It becomes personal.”
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parkour-and-coffee · 4 months ago
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Natasha: What is love?
Tony: An emotional minefield.
Bruce: A neurochemical reaction.
Clint: Baby don't hurt me.
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parkour-and-coffee · 4 months ago
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omg #22
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