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text to dustin

Ophelia: well xan said it was a mathews boy and i figured he was more likely to be into xander than will or jackson

Ophelia: well maybe not more likely than will but i knew it wasnt will

Ophelia: i don’t know if thats the best idea

Ophelia: but you could text her just to be a friend

Dustin: why did he tell you it was a mathews?

Dustin: also I would have never guessed that but you the queen of gaydar so

Dustin: that's so much less fun thooooo

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text to dustin

Ophelia: no they eloped

Ophelia: well xan said he was back with his ex and i guessed who it was and then xan said he was married so i put it together

Ophelia: but juliets acting like xander told me and not her on purpose because shes a child and she likes to throw temper tantrums

Dustin: you guessed Bryce was into dudes?

Dustin: interesting

Dustin: I could text her about it

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text to dustin

Ophelia: xander married bryce. i knew. none of us told her.

Ophelia: well xander told her just not that it was bryce.

Ophelia: so i think shes more mad that she wasnt invited to the wedding and then shes mad i knew and she didnt and shes mad at bryce by extension

Dustin: well damn

Dustin: but like was anyone invited?

Dustin: how did you know without her knowing?

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text to dustin

Ophelia: she does

Ophelia: it currently consists of me bryce and xander

Ophelia: though its really more of a list of people shes ignoring

Ophelia: in which case i think it also includes will but i dont think hes noticed yet

Dustin: can I ask why?

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text to dustin

Ophelia: i’d suggest you delete it before she puts you on her Hate List

Dustin: does she have one of those?

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@nearlyophelia: @parkeralltheway being single is an art

@parkeralltheway: @nearlyophelia damn I always knew I had something in me... now I know

@parkeralltheway: @nearlyophelia what's wrong with your sister tho

@parkeralltheway: -deletes last tweet-

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text to dustin

Ophelia: what do you mean whats wrong with my sister

Dustin: I think I'm going crazy because I swore you mentioned her in your first tweet series and like she had something to do with ppl thinking you weren't single

Dustin: fuck I should really delete that before she sees it lol

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@nearlyophelia: @parkeralltheway being single is an art

@parkeralltheway: @nearlyophelia damn I always knew I had something in me... now I know

@parkeralltheway: @nearlyophelia what's wrong with your sister tho

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@nearlyophelia: @parkeralltheway i mean its basically my only talent

@parkeralltheway: @nearlyophelia you're literally like an artist

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@nearlyophelia: @parkeralltheway u’ve always believed in me

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@nearlyophelia: and there it is

@nearlyophelia: NOW people are asking about my relationship status

@nearlyophelia: i’m VERY single thank u v much

@parkeralltheway: @nearlyophelia I never doubted this

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@parkeralltheway: life is hard. that's all.

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GET TO KNOW.... Dustin Parker

is emotional

not a teenager but experiences teenage angst

was raised in a single parent household, has one sister

recently went through a break up

working as a cop

staying at Jack’s lakehouse

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@jacksimpson: @parkeralltheway I dont get it

@parkeralltheway: @jacksimpston ... yeah

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@jacksimpson: @parkeralltheway but like what? Should I come to your room

@parkeralltheway: @jacksimpston no I was joking

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@jacksimpson: @parkeralltheway no my nose

@parkeralltheway: @jacksimpston okay but like

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@jacksimpson: @parkeralltheway I dont think so

@parkeralltheway:@jacksimpston: are you saying you want me to sit on your face lol