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The only thing I learnt from socials is that I dont have one original experience. Every single one of my experiences, even those everyday tidbits, is already experienced or being experienced in the exact same way that I did. It became quite clear that I'm not unique or original in anyway. It makes me happy and sad at the same time.

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You know that feeling of intense joy you get when you're eating from a bag of chips and you thought you finished but then you find one last chip ? I found 2 chips today and I'm ecstatic. I wish you'll this feeling every moment. Everyday.

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Saying "oh my gods" instead of "oh my god" is a flex only one thirds or so of world could claim.

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I hope everything is ..less often.

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90% of bookstagram and booktok recommendations are shit.

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You know what? I'm done. I'm gonna go off to the north pole and live on reindeer piss. Adios bitches!

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If I were to be presented with a chance to rob anything, I would rob a bookstore. You know how damn costly books are these days ? I will just take one of each and I'm pretty sure they wouldnt even notice.

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Percy Jackson losing his entire memory but remembering annabeth is top tier romantic. No one can convince me otherwise.

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I will be happily going on about my life when, sometimes, the thought that if Aaron warner were to be real, he would still not choose me creeps into my mind and I'm wrecked for the rest of the day.

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The only time I found henry wotton relatable is when he said he would do anything in the world to get back his youth except take exercise, get up early, or be reasonable.

Honestly? Same bro.

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I know god exists because when I do something embarrassing, even when I'm alone, I have this distinct feeling of someone laughing at me.

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We all gotta thank David mech for providing the authors with enough ammo to write good werewolf fiction.

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IVY league universities going woke is directly associated with the NASA'S warning about extreme solar storms during solar maxima in 2023. No one can convince me otherwise.

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It just hit me that mammoths are extinct.

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"Participation awards" did us all wrong.

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Due to the reasons fairly explicable only through entropy, my life is a mess.

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There are days when pinterest and tumblr simply keep me alive