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".....Sorry I asked, me."

"...On second thought.."

"O-oh, no…Let’s..Let’s not talk about the rubber chicken incident. It..Ah..It’s really not—not worth mentioning."

First of all, I was building a bonfire and he tripped. That’s his fault for not seeing me. Secondly, yes. It’s actually in the folder of ‘Traumatic Experiences Never to Be Relived’ but if you want any sort of indication as to what the future holds…Well, I can find the folder!

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    " Ok, to put it simply- "

                         " --I've not had a companion since I changed face. Tha's actually a bloody long time f'r me. So,

                                                        ------Who'd like ta travel? "

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"On fire?!'

"Fire is dangerous to regeneration's, thank ya very much. And... rubber.. chicken?"

"I-if you wouldn’t..If you wouldn’t mind. I…Ah…I’d rather not go through such a traumatic experience with the mun. Last time, she..She lit me on fire."

You WALKED into the fire. That’s on you. And, you know, I’d be really offended at how suddenly eager you both are, but I know how terrifying I can be. Doctor, darling, shall we tell Trisky about the rubber chicken incident?

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I could always direct ya to a few people who'd make great companions, if you want. People I personally've let down...:

"........Doctor, go find someone. Now."

"I’ve—uh, I’ve tried, but, ah…It always ends up working badly. So…Eventually, I just…Well, I just got tired."

OKAY LISTEN HERE, YOU ADORABLE BUTTFACES. When you travel alone..Well…NEED I REMIND YOU OF TEN? HOW HE BASICALLY ENDED? That’ll happen to both of you, so, basically, even though your companions end up leaving…YOU CAN’T BE ALONE. Or you’ll find ME in your TARDIS, bossing you around. You really wanna see how that works out?

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"Oh believe me, I know..."

"Eh. Whelp, she does have a point.."

"Oh, ah, no. No..No more companions for me. They—ah…They all end up…Well..You know."

I have plenty of virtues, but I’m not sure patience is a strong one on the list. Aww, babyyyyyyy, you know traveling alone only makes things worrrssseeee!

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Based on what you know about me, who do you think should be my mun FC?

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"Ah, I see. Well, hope you didn't get too lonely. Have ya taken to traveling with anyone yet? That normally helps."

"Patience is a virtue, darling."

"Oh, I’m..I’m fine. Just..Ah…Haven’t..Haven’t talked to anyone—much less a past version of myself—in a very long time…"

Meaning he has no clue how to talk. But I guess I just have to be PATIENT. *huffs*

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"Ya alright, there, mate?"

"Eh, give 'im time. I was quiet at first."

"Ri-right. Of course. How..How silly of me."

…You’d think with how old he is, he wouldn’t be as fidgety, though.

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"Well a'course I do, you're the only other good lookin' Time Lord than me here."

"It does indeed pass, Miss Mun. Unfortunately, I turn into the Raxifloarin snas'ti by the time I get to Sixteen."

  "O-oh, you—you mean me. I—I’m fine. Lovely. Wonderful. More—ah, more words that mean ‘generally well’, I suppose."

Doctorrrr you’re so freaking awkward. ISN’T THAT SUPPOSED TO PASS?  I MEAN, LOOK AT SEVENTEEN. HE’S PRETTY DARN CONFIDENT.

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First character to put a collar in my inbox owns mine as a pet.

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"Oh that's alright, I get that a lot. Well then, how're you?"

*squeals loudly* dfklghxdflkghxdfjkghxdfjkghxkdfghjzsdkjhflzsdgh

"I….Forgive—Forgive her. She..She tends to get, ah, overly…excited."

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"Mun said there was a Doctor palooza again. Well then. Alright."

"I can do this."

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Reblog if you can speak, read, or at least kinda communicate in more than one language.

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No life

who sent a two part message to both my accounts.

Check.

Mate.

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Oops did I open up tumblr in IE so I could do the palooza here?

yup

sorry followers

expect no actual threads today

eheh

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This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

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He was genuinely puzzled when she laughed. Of course, he had thought she wouldn't believe him, but to laugh? At his Tardis? 

It almost offended him.

                 " That she does. Oh believe me, she's much bigger on the inside. If ya don't believe me, go take a look. "

Smirking, he leaned forward ever so slightly.

            " I dare you. Go look at it first, then I'll go for a coffee. "

Well Hello Then [Closed- tasersandcoffee]

Darcy raised an eyebrow up at him. He wasn’t drunk but he had a time machine? Darcy nodded for a moment as she started at him then started to laugh.

            “She travels through time and space? Somehow I don’t believe that…it’s a tiny blue box.” 

Looking over his shoulder she stared at the blue box then looked back at him. Clearly the man was mental.

          “Alright sir how about we get you a cup of coffee so you can sober up.”