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I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

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Cheese

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USE YOUR MANGA ,CHILD!!!

**MANNERS NOT MANGA DO NOT USE YOUR MANGA

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me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

me 1 hr after working out: every muscle of my body is ruptured. i should have never worked out. i shall die right here right now.

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djisjustmysirname:

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zombaygal:

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teanovelist:

tinkerphil:

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frecklesandcupcakes:

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I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

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142 *whispers to @fandomsandanythingelse * No one shall ever know…

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My goodness, is it 4:30? I am supposed to be having a back, sack, and crack!

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I’m B33

Tag yourself I’m D36

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My friends(don't have tumblr): have u seen this meme lol, it was on the 'best of tumblr' facebook page, tumblr is so funny

Me, a tumblr gremlin: haha yeah lol, think i've seen that one before lol

Me (what i really mean): you fools. I am plugged into the mainframe, wired to the primary source. Of course have seen that meme, and all 5000 of it's variants, 3 and a half months ago. I have seen the rise and fall of that meme, the boom and bust, the drama, the pain, the shitposting, oh god, the shitposting. I have seen this meme in it's rawest, freshest, unpasturised, most primal state. Do not insult me with these rank, stale puddles, that sit at the very base of the meme trickle down economy.

My friends: oh have you seen this one? (shows r/tumblr meme)

Me: Yeah!

What I actually mean: you stupid fools I am a tumblr gremlin and tumblr is at the top of the meme hierarchy and I make the memes for everyone to see

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I’m at my dad’s house and he won’t let me go to the arena so his house WILL be the arena

Self help tip: If u feel hate in ur heart, let it out in the arena

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the demon: haiiiiiii biaatch <3

Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!

White ppl:

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RFOILKYUFRI&FIJ&DIM*YGFI&T%ED&TFOUKIYRF*&NTIFVUK

can’t believe he said this

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am i supposed to waste a whole day doing the sims 4 only for my game to crash and lose a day of work 🥰

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The snapchat stories are basically screen recorded lol

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FFS KYT P*O

I*RUYGFIKJYR%GUDBKJU&TRU^%HGE&%TUHJUT%JUYNFCV OMG A MILLIPEDE IS IN MY ROOM JUTYSWFHDBUGDVSYZTRDVSBUYTFNJKUFTRCDKUJGCTKDYXRDMJJMYFKYFHGIF RDNY HELP

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omfg i cant

In retrospect I’d like to now declare this the funniest fucking Tweet of all time 

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So, like.

Why

the FUCK

am I the moron now?