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(I feel better! Throat still hurts, but I feel better!)

Raph: Toss me my keys!

Donnie: *throws a scrub daddy*

Raph: I said keys!

Donnie: I thought you said scrub daddy!

Raph: Why the fuck would I say scrub daddy!?

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Raph: donnie pass me my keys

Donnie: *throws usagi at him*

Raph: I SAID MY- . . . Where did he come from?!?

Donnie backing away into a shadow: leos room

Raph looking at a gay rabbit: wtf????

I have never laughed at a suggested quote so hard until now!! That shit is hilarious!!

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Raph: Toss me my keys!

Donnie: *throws a whole ass country*

Raph: I said keys Donnie!!

Donnie: I thought you said Puerto Rico!

Raph: ...¿¡Por qué carajo diría Puerto Rico!?

(Why the fuck would I say Puerto Rico!?)

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Raph: toss me my keys

Donnie: *Throws Jhanna*

Raph: I said my keys

Donnie: I thought you said my girlfriend

Raph: why the fu- WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Donnie, you got some explaining to do.

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*the boys went bowling*

Raph: *scores a strike*

Mikey: Hey you actually got one.

Raph: Shut the fuck up, Mikey.

Mikey: *laughing*

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Mikey: *sad sigh*

Raph: What's wrong, Mike?

Mikey: Someone called me a "gay f*g" online.

Raph: .........

Leo: What?

*sometime later*

Leo: Did you do it, Donnie?

Donnie: Yep! Just convince his entire family that he's gay.

Raph: Nice work.

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Donnie: Name something a burglar would not want to see when breaking into a house.

*buzzer*

Donnie: Mikey?

Mikey: Naked grandma!

Donnie: Naked huh!?

*Raph laughs uncontrollably*

Leo: .....I don't wanna see that either.

*ding*

Mikey: WOOOOOO!! Grandma!! Woooo!!

Donnie: ಠ_ಠ

Source

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Raph: Have at thee!

*pow*

Raph: Ah-! My fucking knee!

Leo: *kinda drunk* Get crowbar'd bitch! Thanks for the crowbar Mikey.

Raph: Mikey! What the fuck!

Mikey: I don't know I'm bored!

Source

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Raph: Son of a-

Leo: Watch your language.

Raph: -fun.

Leo: *Sigh* You were close.

Raph: Frick!

Leo: Don't test me.

Donnie: Shoot, dang it!

Leo: Oh my God.

Raph: ...

Donnie: ...

Leo: ...

Mikey: ...Ass.

Leo: *Mom gasp*!

Sorry for it being so long, I just thought it was funny. This is from Markiplier's Raft video titled "are we safe...?".

Made that quote a long time ago, darling. Find it here.

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Alrigh' Bish

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Mikey: Hey Raph, since this is the end-

Raph: If you’re about to say “I love you” I swear to god.

Mikey: Actually, I was gonna say that you’re the biggest asshole I know.

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Leo: I'm Batman.

Mikey: Leo please stop.

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Mikey: Fight me!

Raph: (Right behind him) Fight him and I’ll make sure you regret it.

Leo: (Behind both of them) Touch either one of them and you will never walk again.

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Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles [2005]

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TMNT 2003: No love interests for the turtles

Also TMNT 2003: Still manages to make Raphael's type known anyway.

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*Leo and Raph arguing again*

Leo: I'm getting real tired of you, Raph. Anytime I try to make something fun, you make it not fun. Y'know what, I'm going home and playing games with Mikey.

Raph: Uhhhh...maybe uhh don't.

Leo: Why not?

Raph: He thought he saw a ghost or something, and he just freaked out and he uh....jumped off a building.

Leo: You let our little brother jump off a building!?

Raph: We can hatch and mutate another one!

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Context: Splinter is punishing Raphael for something

Splinter: Just so you know, this is gonna hurt me more than this is gonna hurt you.

Raph: How is that possible when I'm getting hit!?

Splinter: You know what I mean!

Raph: I really don't!

Splinter: It's hurting my insides!

Raph: Fuck your insides!

Source: CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT! >:(