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for once in my life i have never felt more useful. i just tracked down a TUMBLR FIC. for smone else. and i happened to know it... im. i feel so smart
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Hi okay feel free to ignore this but I'm desperately looking for a fic and you're one of the only authors that I follow that might know what I'm talking about. It was a yandere batfam fic (I believe platonic) that starts with the reader working in a call center and the computer spitting out Bruce's number which shouldn't be possible because it was wiped from databases to avoid security breaches. Reader freaks out and promises not to call again but then Bruce ends up calling them everyday for the next little while until they run into each other in the wild(?) And Bruce strong arms them into going for coffee. While out the boys crash their meeting and reader starts to get overwhelmed. I'm missing some in between details but I know that Bruce pretended to be waaaaayyy less rich than he is and hid his name, the reader lived in kind of a shitty area of town and everyone hated it except them. There was a scene with them where Damian texts them from someone else's phone to lure them to the apartment because they had been avoiding everyone.
It's been so long since I read it and I could have sworn I had reblogged it but I can't find it in my records!! If this breaks a rule I missed somewhere or is too weird of a request that you share the author if you know it I totally get it I just am at a loss for what to do đđ
I have not read that fic but now I want to read it!!! Before I go on break I hope we both can find this fic!!! Chestnuts, I seek your knowledge!!
#fanfic search#possibly fanfic found#man i hope im right thtis was so specific#cant believe i forgot the Dwayne family lmao
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âTim literally has beef with a 10-year-old. Heâs ten, a teenager shouldnât have beef with him.â
Have you met a ten-year-old? As someone who has three brothers who have all been ten-year-olds, itâs difficult not to have beef with your ten-year-old siblings. Even if you love them.
They look sweet, but theyâre old enough to weaponize that. In truth, many ten-year-olds are demonic gremlins, assassin training or not. They have a concept of personal spaceâŠbut they donât care about yours. They thrive on attention, and often negative attention from siblings is entertaining to them. You try not to have beef against someone who knows you hate being touched, especially without warning, but will still sneak up on you and poke you in the back. Because you not feeling safe is funny.
Demonic. Gremlins.
(This is mostly a joke, butâŠyeah. Having beef with your ten-year-old gremlin of a brother is totally normal, even if he didnât try to murder you. You can love a sibling and still have beef with them.)
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I canât remember which fic it was but there was this timkon fic that had a part in Dicks pov and was something like
âIn some fucked up way Dick was glad that kon was the one to die not Tim because looking at how kon was reacting to him missing if Tim died in his grief Superboy would have destroyed a large part if not most of the planet because of his despairâ
And ever since ive needed a fic like this but thereâs a lack of dark timkon fics that are based around grief where kons the fucked up one but like guys i need this so bad
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^my take on the tommyinnit french hating discourse
#tommyinnit#dsmp#im not gonna lie itd be funny if tommy started making solo lore#but like not in a way that he as a person looks forcedd or smth
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You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong
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Would love for pops to tear into Bruce. Absolutely destroy any shred of confidence. Also him withholding info and pictures of reader from fam.
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Reader doesnât have any of their pictures or documentation in the manor, Pops has all of our baby pics, our childhood art, documentation, everything is stored at Popsâ house. He has this picture of reader on their 3rd birthday covered in cake bc little reader was left unsupervised around the cake for 5 minutes.
Itâs his prized possession
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Danny has been cornered by the justice League who have finally learned about a teenage hero operating unmonitored in a small town. They want him to join young Justice or Teen titans or some other group and they want to assign him a mentor to learn from and Dannyâs confused
âI already have a mentor,â he tells them. But they donât believe him. They think heâs lying so theyâll go away.
Eventually after some back and forth he huffs and says. âFine Iâll ask if I can join your little club or not.â Not even a second later a green sticky note pops into existence and flutters down before Danny snatches it from the air.
A quick laugh before he flips it over âClocky says no. Sorry. Now kindly get out of my city before someone thinks it would be âcute. To possess you and attack me.â
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Also, the fact that Bruce is trying to make himself be appealing to MC only for it to not work. Especially, when he starts to look like her ideal guy, making MC sus.
Oh definitely, MC feels like heâs lying to their face each time he tries to make himself more appealing to them, like bro, I know you donât style your hair like that, your face has been on the front page of the newspaper and multiple magazines for years, donât lie to me
Mc starts lying to him in return,
âI love guys who dye their hair Fanta orangeâ
âIdk, something about bald guys, you know?â
âIf he doesnât have an eyepatch I donât want himâ
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Well it's a bit late, but here are the 2024 Tumblr memes as per usual
We have to kill this guy
Ever since I was a little girl
Tumblr Live's beautiful death
Car hammer explosion
Walrus or Fairy
Oobh I got Planty off time
Tumblr Brackets again (hot vintage poll, 60s/70s/90s/2000s music tourney)
Boop war
Friendpilled Visitmaxxer
I don't know/I'm bald
King Charles Portrait
The White Pharoah
Hey Girl, I mean They
Dashconiversary
Trump got shot
Cloudstrike
I guess we're making factory
Mikus of the world
Moo Deng
Making my bf as a cookie
Za/um break up
Boop War 2
The Healthcare CEO Assassination
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JL meets the Batfam AU
Thinking nightwing and the bat are together addition:
Okay so there are a few fics out there where the Justice League think that Nightwing and Batman are together. There are sum where they play into for kicks and giggles and some where once the bat fam find out they put stop to it.
Okay but what about one where once the JL finally confront them about it the bat fam just kinda sits there and stares at them with a mixture of shock and discuss. The JL continues to talk about their theory about the two being together until Nightwing whines â⊠Daaaaaaaad make them stopâ with some amount of horror mixed into his voice
This gets the JL to finally stop and look at the two people and really look at them.
Cue the chaos and rapid fire apologies before an angry bat gives them a well deserved lecturer
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I believe. I. A.E. has been so invested in Talia Al Ghul so I will submit my own What if :33
What if Talia met reader and became very fond of reader enough that she secretly and oftenly looks/seeks out reader as she is in the care of bruce. Talia essentially becoming and gaining the title of 'Mom' from reader <33
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I don't want to go too deep into my response because something like this happens in the original timeline of UnFair.
Buuut I canât help but laugh at the idea of Talia appearing in random shadowy spots around the mansion.
Like when Tim goes to grab his third cup of coffee for the night and suddenly notices a pair of eyes staring at him from the darkness. He turns on the light, and nothingâs there. He turns it off, and there they are again. Turns it back onâpoof, gone. My boy decides he's had enough coffee for today.
Or Steph spending time in the backyard, only to start hearing rustling sounds coming from random, far-apart spots in the bushes. Then, when a shadow darts dangerously close to her at lightning speed, she bolts straight to Cass.
Or Jason, casually walking through the mansion halls, when he spots Talia holding you in her arms like a baby. He steps back to make sure heâs not hallucinating, but when he checks again, youâre already in your bed, doing something entirely unrelated. Internally, he makes a mental note to stop taking weed from Roy.
For her part, Talia finds it hilarious to mess with everyone and drive them paranoid, but she always makes sure to do it far from Bruce, Cass, or Damian. They're far more perceptive than the others, so the risk of being caught is much higher.
As for you, sheâs thrilled to monopolize most of your affection. Your familyâs neglect benefits her in many ways, and she has no problem intervening to make sure it stays that way. If, in the original timeline, Alfred is the one subtly sabotaging your attempts to get noticed, in this timeline, itâs Talia doing all of thatâbut on a much larger scale. Enough to keep things as they are until your new living arrangements in her home are ready.
She canât wait to take you far away from the family that ignored you and shower you with all kinds of luxury and love.
Damian still has a lot to learn from his father, so heâll join them later.
Sheâs certain youâll make an excellent Al Ghul. â€ïž
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I did this to help illustrate a point I'm making in a different post, but I feel it's relevant above and beyond that specific context.
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My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting
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Everyone Wants to Be Tim Drakeâs Favorite Brother
Being Tim Drakeâs favorite isnât just about bragging rightsâitâs about power, perks, and an almost supernatural level of protection.
It starts with the little things. Tim isnât one for grand gestures, but when he cares about someone, itâs obvious. He listensâreally listensâto the small comments, the things others might forget. That offhand remark about a snack you miss? Timâs already on his way to get it for you. Complaining that your suitâs not fitting quite right? Timâs hands-on with upgrades by morning. If you're Timâs favorite, itâs a constant stream of thoughtful gestures. Gear gets upgraded, favorite books and gadgets mysteriously show up, and Timâs always thinking of how he can make your life easier.
But being Timâs favorite is more than just gifts. Itâs the way Tim treats you, the way he prioritizes you over everything else. Tim listens when you vent, has your back during arguments, even when youâre wrong, and somehowâsomehowâhe gets Bruce to listen to you more than anyone else.
Bruce listens to everyone, of course. Heâs the Bat. But when Tim speaks, itâs different. Bruce doesnât just hear Timâhe acts. Whether itâs adjusting mission plans, reevaluating tactics, or considering Gothamâs crime trends. Heâll mention something, and suddenly, Bruce is shifting his approach. No one else seems to have that pull over him. Tim has a way of cutting through Bruceâs stubbornness that no one else can match. Itâs not lost on anyone that when youâre Timâs favorite, Bruce seems to listen to you more, too.
And then, thereâs the most dangerous perk of all: Timâs wrath.
Everyone in Gotham has learned to fear the consequences of hurting anyone Tim cares about. They all remember how Janet Drake, Timâs mother, was exactly the same. Janet didnât just love fiercely; she made people fear the consequences of betraying her affection. Sheâd build strong alliances and maintain an iron grip on them, ensuring no one dared to harm those she called her own. She had a reputation for turning the tables in ways that left lasting marks on Gothamâs criminals, so itâs no surprise that Tim inherited the same instincts. The last time one of his favorites got hurt in Gotham, the Rogue responsible learned the hard way that crossing a Drake isnât something you do lightly. That night, the Rogue barely escaped with his life, and the damage he caused was felt across Gotham for weeks.
The rumors from that time still make the rounds. Red Robin hunted that Rogue down, dismantling supply lines and ruining their operations in ways no one else could, using connections no one could have anticipated for him to have. He sent a messageâa warningâone that still echoes through Gothamâs criminal world. After that, the Rogues were far more cautious when it came to hurting anyone Red Robin seemed particularly attached to.
These days, the Rogues are more careful. If they can see who Timâs favorite is, they back off. Patrols get easier. The punches are pulled. The threats donât carry the same weight. It's almost comical. Once, Jason caught Riddler mid-riddle and swore he saw him glance over his shoulder like he was checking for somethingâand then mutter, âNot worth it,â before retreating.
Of course, everyoneâs gotten a taste of these perks at some point.
Jason remembers his time as Timâs favorite. When he first came back, Tim went above and beyond. His gear was upgraded constantly, his safehouses were restocked with his favorite things, and there were custom modifications to everything. Tim even managed to reclaim all his old safehouses from the GCPD archives with no problem. Jason never openly admitted it, but he savored every moment. It felt good to be cared for like that.
Cass had it too when she struggled to reconnect with the family. Tim stuck close, quietly offering his supportâwhether it was with training or just sitting together. She didnât ask for a suit upgrade, just mentioned how bulky it was in passing, and Tim designed a new one for her the following week, fitting it perfectly to her style. And as for the Rogues? They couldn't run away fast enough when she showed up.
Right now, they all suspect Duke to be the favorite. Timâs always inviting him to collaborate on tech projects or sharing valuable intel. And Duke has started receiving gifts that seem to show up at just the right momentâbooks, custom gadgets, and even the occasional throwback cereal he mentioned in passing. Timâs also been there for him every step of the way, making sure heâs always in the loop, collaborating on projects, and taking the time to make Duke feel seen.
âYou know,â Duke said one night, stirring his soup casually, âScarecrowâs been weirdly quiet lately.â
âYeah, I noticed,â Jason said with a raised eyebrow. âWhat did you do?â
Duke blinked. âNothing.â
Jason shot Tim a look. âWhat did you do?â
Timâs smirk was all the answer Jason needed.
And thatâs the thingâbeing Timâs favorite isnât just about attention or gear. Itâs about something more. Itâs about protection. Once youâre Timâs favorite, the world seems like it canât touch you. And everyone knows it.
Theyâve all had their time as Timâs favorite. Jason, Cass, even Damian had his moment. But once youâre no longer the favorite, itâs hard not to crave it again.
Jason lingers in the Batcave, pretending to talk about his gear but subtly hinting at upgrades Tim could add to it.
Damian scoffs at the idea of being prioritized, but Tim catches him comparing his gear to Dukeâs own, new and improved gear, muttering to himself, âItâs adequate,â like itâs an insult.
Dick tries to remain above it allâheâs the eldest, after all. He doesnât need Timâs attention. But when he sees Tim working behind the scenes, tinkering with Dukeâs gear or offering an unexpected assist to Jason, thereâs that ache of longing for when he was the center of Timâs world.
In the end, theyâll never say it, but every single one of them secretly wants to be Timâs favorite. Because when Tim Drake decides youâre his favorite, youâre not just cared forâyouâre protected and given an unwavering loyalty that makes you feel untouchable in Gotham.
And in Gotham, where danger is always close, nothing is more powerful than the protection and devotion of a Drake.
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next week being christmas feels fake but okay
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Dick: You have a brother?? Is he Talia and Bruceâs too?
Damian: Of course, we share the same parentage after all.
Tim: How old is he?
Damian: He says it reset after he went into the Lazarus pit. So heâs 3.
(Bruce is in the background blue screening that he has another child with Talia that he didnât know about.)
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3 years ago
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Damian: How old are you?
Jason, unsure if he can count those 6 months in the ground: Iâm a few days, cause I went into the Lazarus pit and it went back to 0.
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