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love castiel as a character because he feels no emotions for the first kajilion years of his existence and all of a sudden he can feel things now and his first two emotions are queer longing and catholic guilt. literally who else is doing it like him
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And thank FUCK for alcohol on new years eve
Thank whatever deity exists for alcohol tbh
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Why do the "let dudes be friends" ppl only ever say that about the gayest motherfuckers who have ever walked the earth??? So many good examples and good representation of dudes being pals, but you have to say this shit about the two men who stare at each other's lips for a living and clearly dream about each other at night???
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“THERE IS ANOTHER UNIVERSE WHERE CAS AND DEAN HAVE A HAPPY ENDING AND GET MARRIED” i yell as they drag me to the asylum
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ELEVEN FUCKING SEASONS AND DEAN FUCKASS NO MIDDLE NAME WINCHESTER IS STILL NOT OUT OF THE CLOSET?!?!?!??!?!? THATS WHAT IM WASTING MY LIFE ON?!??!?!? FUCK YOU DEAN!!!!!
bigger lies were never spoken
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Agatha x Male Reader headcanons!
• She leaves you for a woman.
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agathario but it's a cowboy!au where agatha hires rio to work at her ranch and rio's a sexy annoying little shit (they want each other so bad and occasionally have hate sex until they inevitably fall in love)
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You don't understand i need him so bad
#I would let this elf ruin me#and then I’d make him dinner and wrap him in a cozy blanket#elrond peredhel#rings of power#< prev#EXACTLY#YOU GET IT#also this worsened with his long hair holy moly
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why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language
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ao3 baby come back please i made the mistake of having a thought accidentally :/
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