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soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren't ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably
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Beware!
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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
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Just an extremely Normal thing to say
Reminder they want to increase the budget for ICE from 3.5 to 45 billion dollars.
Reminder the majority of that will be for building new detention centers.
Reminder ICE are *currently* detaining tourists who can pay for a plane ticket home and people with visa issues that were already resolved, because they have to make quota so Trump can brag about the numbers going up.
Reminder most of these people were already in the immigration system - that's why they were easy to detain.
Reminder this is all at taxpayer expense.
Reminder these are people.
#america#us politics#i fucking hate it here#if i wrote the amazon line for a political cartoon or satire i would be fired for heavyhanded shitty writing#what the fuck
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Hey y'all. Here's something for you.
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#humor#things that make me happy#i love how batshit crazy (affectionate) is just like a core personality trait for some people. i love and envy you
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This is a really good thread.
#humor#ethics and morality#like the big benefit of being sentient is having the capacity to Know Better. idk maybe we should try that#internet meta
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If you want to help diabetics in Gaza, please donate or boost
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#humor#america#crapitalism#us politics#mcarthyism is a neurotoxin istg. these ppl are mad about Being Outdoors. pack it up everyone touching grass is for commies#i would take cobblestones and communism over infinite suburban sprawl food deserts and and strip mall hell literally any day#sitting outside is nice when all your options for doing so aren't limited to concrete and asphalt#i fucking hate it here
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thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers
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Got “sir ma’am whatever”ed at the DMV and I’m to tired to complain. I just want a god damn real ID. I got all my papers together. I found them all. Only to the told that system is down and I’ll have to comeback tomorrow. Come on.
#me when I tired to change my ID and they said I couldn't fix my gender marker without an updated birth certificate#(this information is seemingly nowhere on any government webpage my my state had ever written) :)#bigger problem is: why in the ever loving fuck do we need gender on ID. if we took it away what would actually change.#like if you can't even tell what I am by looking at me why does it need to be on my ID. ime that doesn't actually help ppl do much#other than see if they can guess whats in my pants of course#which again. if we aren't discriminating against people... why the fuck is that relevant? outside of certain medical contexts whats the pt#transgender#transphobia#america#us politics#i fucking hate it here
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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:
A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.
B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.
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#humor#america#us politics#there so little good news that this kinda has to qualify#good news#things that make me happy#ik its not gonna happen but like. please ma'am just outlaw golf. make ur county golf free. its an obscene waste of water and space anyway
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sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.
#humor#internet meta#relationships#god. this might fix me.... but if i ever found out i would feel so guilty. like what could i even offer that would justify doing this...#anyway no. do not stop unless you or your partners want you to. apparently a bunch of tumblrinas would kill for this treatment
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Reminder that you can block most ads on Android. yes, including youtube ads.
Steps: Download Firefox -> Install uBlock Origin extension.
That's literally it. Enjoy ad free web browsing while we still (barely) have it!
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To increase biodiversity in urban communities, i think that there should be a social rule that the only places that can have cut lawns are places specifically for children or pets to play.
A few common examples are playgrounds and dog parks.
This way they can run around and have a good time without trampling the wildflowers or worrying about ticks.
There also would be a minimum size limit to these spaces because kids and animals cannot play in a space that is super small.
So backyards that are tiny would be expected to have wildflowers and tall grass instead.
Or full on gardens with flowers and/or veggies.
"But what if I'm not good at gardening?!"
You don't have to be.
Most lawn care stores sell big bags of seeds that are native to your local ecosystem.
All you have to do is sprinkle em all over the yard, wait for some rain, and in no time you will have a mini meadow! Perfect for bees and other pollinators!
Lawns as big monocultures for walking around were never meant to be the norm in urban centers or anywhere.
They were created by European nobility and other rich people as a way to say "Hey look at me! I have all this land but don't have to grow anything useful on it!"
Don't be like the European nobility.
Make green spaces useful again.
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