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*An animated maid outfit stands, seemingly searching for something.*

*Its gaze lands on Jax, appraising the lagomorph.*

*An observer may notice that its proportions are a perfect fit for the purple menace.*

*The maid dress suddenly charges the trickster rabbit, it's intent clear.*

(just HAD to sketch this)

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What job would you want if you ever escaped back into reality?

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What's ur type ,':》

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idk, uhhhhhh banana peels everywhere

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Okay. CLEARLY the cookie wasn't enough, but don't worry Jax. I am digitally shipping you three crates of explosives, a rocket launcher, and four packets of black licorice. If anyone and I mean ANYONE hurts you again first give them the black licorice. Everyone knows that everyone is scared of black licorice. If they're a monster and don't trimble at the sight of it, explode them with a grinade. If they're explosive prove, use the rocket launcher to try to send them away. If none of this very full proof plan works then tell me if you have any ideas. My name is Shell and you're my favorite character ever and I won't tolerate anons bullying you more than you've ever bulled anyone in your life.

(To Creator: I really love your content! Keep up the good work. :))

(tysm ;w;)

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Hey gangle how ya doin

*bites Jax and shakes him like a chew toy*

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gangle you are ugly

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Hey Gangle and Jax! What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

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they be shmoovin

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*hands you a bottle of cheese sauce* *stares at you like one of those black furred cats with the really round thoughtless eyes*

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make good use of this, friend

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Maybe we should stop The Jax abuse

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JAX I HAVE BEEN RUDE TO YOU FOR TOO LONG! BUT YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE! SO...

*gives Jax a paper dragon of him, and hugs him* I love you :3

(gangle is gonna be betrayed 😔)

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*kicks Jax in his non-existent nuts* BITCH!

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I think Tumblr ate my ask

I wanna see the aftermath of the catnip ask

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Gangle idk what Jax simps are on but you're the best character <3

Oh also I locked Jax in a room of corn and lethal amounts of cute things. 😍