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in my opinion sombr is untalented but one of my best friends listens to their music so i have to whine on the internet instead

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WHAT IS A BAB

when you load baggage into a cab could you call that cabbage

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One of the worst parts of adhd for me (at least I'm assuming it's the adhd) is that I have absolutely no fucking object permanence. If I put leftovers in the microwave they don't exist. If I tidy away a project I'm halfway through I never started it. If I close a message it's gone forever. It's like a joke but increasingly not funny as time goes on. I'm like a fucking labrador. It's embarrassing is what it is.

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art thou referring to the inventor of the modern computer, charles babbage?

when you load baggage into a cab could you call that cabbage

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when you load baggage into a cab could you call that cabbage

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why are power cords such boring colors. theyre never decorated. need mine to be rainbow. not least so i can identify it among the ocean of my family's tangled wires

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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

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omfg rusty quill referenced spiders georg

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going forward i will only consume problematic media

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how yo deodorant gonn expire boy.. like does it evaporate out of the stick or...

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Going to clown court tomorrow

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this is so sad alexa play despacito

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something something sunflowers turn to each other when there's no sunlight

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what's the most powerful thing in the world?

A. water

B. words

C. love

D. being able to order a pizza without stuttering

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baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

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the swears that non-native-english-speakers come up with are absolutely fantastic sometimes. my friend just said “she is fuck as shit” instead of “she is fucking shit” and now i cant stop saying things are fuck as shit. the weather is fuck as shit. my homework is fuck as shit. phenomenal.