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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes

what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink

and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages

every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink. we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink

anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands

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Hey y'all. Here's something for you.

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I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her.

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I still think this is a acceptable way to do it

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OP parcticing English (Cr 阿琛英文剧场)

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USAmericans. You’re on a road trip. What’s your gas station stop of choice? (Clean bathrooms, decent road trip snacks and drinks, etc.)

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Favorite thing about the Red Note shenanigans: Mongolian ranchers suddenly gaining a rabid following of American horse girls and being like "we knew you had cowboys but we didn't know you value and love horses as friends like we do, this is excellent"

Mongolian rancher 🤝 American horse girl synergy I guess

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just heard the most beautiful sentence at work

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This keeps him busy for the rest of the night.

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Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny