olliecowz
I draw things ig
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Hi I'm Ollie and I draw ocs and weird shit
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olliecowz · 3 days ago
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gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem
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olliecowz · 5 days ago
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olliecowz · 6 days ago
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17th century soldier costume ( UNFINISHED)
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olliecowz · 6 days ago
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It's easy to think "nobody in the whole wide world cares about me" on an empty stomach but try doing it while eating Vegetables and Rice. Seems less convincing now doesn't it? That's simply the power of Vegetables and Rice..
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olliecowz · 16 days ago
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Human Tigerstar
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olliecowz · 18 days ago
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Hey, don’t cry. Free online database of Japanese folk lore
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olliecowz · 19 days ago
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Hear me out on smth like this for human Tigerstar (drawing him rn)
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olliecowz · 20 days ago
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Ok ok ok what historical fashion should I reference from for the other clans. Bc Medieval Norse and Thunderclan fit perfectly together for me, but I gotta have at least some deviation for the other clans
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olliecowz · 20 days ago
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as a phrase, “she [x] on my [x] til’ i [x]” only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action it’s a smart joke (for example, “she strogan me off til i beef” uses the word “beef stroganoff’ but also makes a “stroking off” joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said “she san on my pelli til’ i grino” which begs the question of what ‘sanning’ is, what a ‘pelli’ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what ‘grinoing’ could possibly be.)
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olliecowz · 20 days ago
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I finally made my "executioner's daughter as a cute necromancer" little design. How cute do you think she is ?
YOOOO I LOVE HER She got a name yet?
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olliecowz · 21 days ago
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No offense but I think some of you would be a lot happier writing a fictional atlas or encyclopedia instead of a narrative story
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olliecowz · 21 days ago
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"kids don't pay attention in class anymore Because Of Phone" is so funny as an argument. students haven't paid attention in class since school was invented. my parents' generation were in there making flipbooks out of the corners of their notebooks and doodling random shit instead of taking notes. and they didn't have phones.
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olliecowz · 22 days ago
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REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW
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olliecowz · 22 days ago
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Christmas comission call
So, I know we are still in October, but if you wish to get your comissions before Christmas, I would suggest you contact me now...Because the Holidays can get pretty busy.
Here is how my art looks like. If you don't want to buy, just reblog.
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With love !
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olliecowz · 24 days ago
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I saw the original tweet and knew what had to be done. Truly, the most massive-thighed and miserable guy of all time
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olliecowz · 25 days ago
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For some reason, I love the idea of cooking either in a torture chamber or on a "will-o'-the-wisp".
Like: Creepy place
Character: Ah, perfect time to eat.
You’d love Dungeon Meshi cause thats the whole premise. Just finding the worst possible times places and things to eat and making a four course meal out of it
At one point they make sorbet out of holy water that was just used to get rid of a ghost possessing a guy
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olliecowz · 26 days ago
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My human Bluestar design!!!
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