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Kiryu Mecha Godzilla won the poll for June! Source file and nsfw versions are on my [ subscribestar ]!

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This animation without the filter because it fucked with the framerate for some reason (this isn't the intended look otherwise, but bleh)

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Back by unpopular demand!

THEM.

we're fucked

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y'all ths was a shitpost, literally labeled as such, and titled "explain them poorly", why are we critiquing a shitpost from 3 years ago made at a tall hour without sleep

Also sad to say no, Destoroyah does have a "villain laugh" in the movie, however its brief and can only be "interpreted as such", but I really don't think its a stretch considering the sound is made as he drags a suffering and dying-in-real-time Gojira across a run way to drop him while hundreds of feet in the air.

Describe The Heisei series poorly to newbies of the franchise

Godzilla 1984 summary: Godzilla: [Abridged Vegeta voice] “I’M BACK, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!” Japan, USA, USSR: “Oh fuck–”

Godzilla vs Biollante summary: Godzilla: “I’M BACK BITCHES– what the fuck is that plant thing and why is it me? Fuck you!” Biollante: “no wait–” 

Godzilla vs King Ghidorah summary: Some future dude in a ufo: “hey japan of the 90s we’re gonna get rid of Goji for you lol” Japan: “yeah sure” >They go back in time and replace Goji with weird future creatures that meld into Ghidorah instead of the dinosaur that becomes goji “You ruined the future economy so die now lol” “wait wtf” Godzilla, bigger and stronger, killing Ghidorah: “I’M BACK BITCHES!!!” Ghidorah but a robot: “SAME– oh wait not for long sorry have a nice day”

Godzilla vs Mothra summary:  mothra’s cult: “oh goddess milf moth we made you a sibling” Mothra: “you what” Battra: “o shid waddup earth is good content” Mothra: “it is yes” Battra: “but fuck humans tho lol” Mothra: “what? no!” >one sibling fight later Battra: “guess im sealed up now- oh wait a meteor broke my door uuuuh. YO SIS I’M COMING TO KICK YOUR ASS” Godzilla: “Who the FUCK IS THIS????” humans: “hey cool tiny ladies, we gonna steal them lol” Mothra: “OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!!!”

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II summary: “Lets reverse engineer Mecha King Ghidoah and make Mechagodzilla to go after Godzilla’s ass brain!” Rodan: “Hi I exist and am babysitting a babby godzilla child!” Baby goji: [adorable babbles] Godzilla: “Hey fuck you that’s my son???” MechaG: “Cool ass brain, mind I cbt it?” Rodan, reviving Goji: “dont die pls take care of my brother and your son” SSJ Godzilla: “yeah cool HEY FAKER FUCK YOU” MechaG: [404 nemesis not found]

Godzilla vs Space Godzilla summary: Space Godzilla: “OOOHOHOHOHO~! I’M FRIEZA BUT GODZILLA! IMMA KIDNAP YOUR SON!” Smol Goji: “DAD HELP” Godzilla: “FUCK!!!! YOU!!!!” MOGUERA: “can I join in?” Godzilla: “NO” MOGUERA: “understandable have a nice day”

Godzilla vs Destoroyah summary: Godzilla: “HELP I HURT AND I AM GONNA BLOW UP OWOWOWOWOW” humans: “oh no” Godzilla Jr: “hi guys i’m a teen now sorry about the whales” humans: “aw its okay buddy” ♥ Destoroyah: [SATANIC NOISES OF CHAOS AND SLAUGHTER] human: “OH NO” Goji jr: “im dying dad” Destoroyah: [SATANIC LAUGHTER] Godzilla: “OH FUCK THAT I’M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!!!” >Godzilla melts Destroyah, then melts himself, and then his stands back up, Insert stinger cliff hanger here

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you have to appreciate the irony of the massive Christopher Nolan biopic about the guy who developed the nuclear weapons that were dropped on Japan getting surpassed by the low budget Japanese kaiju movie about the survivors guilt of the people who survived those bombings and the threat of further US imperialism

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Happy Godzilla day to those who celebrate.

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GOJIRA MINUS ONE

(Official Trailer, Sep. 4th 2023)

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GOJIRA MINUS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

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rare VHS footage of a mysterious creature in New York 1998

source

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I’m just gonna leave this here for ya.

OKAY NOW SEE THIS IS WHAT THIS SHOULDA BEEN. MECHA KG IS SUCH A SAD MONSTER BECAUSE IT HAD LIKE, 5 MINUTES SCREEN TIME, AND THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN INFINITELY COOLER AS A CONCEPT! 

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Godzilla’s

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A childhood dream of mine is to make a godzilla horror movie. Akin to Shin Godzilla and the 54 original but with way more body horror. So I did some concept art for a film that will never be made.

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Shin Godzilla

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Godzilla by Arthur Adams, 1991