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they make fun shapes this episode so have a triptych

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Playing dress-up with Asha xx + Post-Reek Theon (In a universe where Theon lives and they stay together)

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Alicent and Aegon ii

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daniel molloy 📼

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stannis being extremely masculine by our standards but constantly flopping at fantasy medieval standards of masculinity is so funny to me. yeah he may be the most stereotypical middle aged balding stock broker ass man possible but he is FAILING the tenets of westerosi maleness. he hates having sex with women, he likes leading from the back instead of charging into battle, he’s not ripped, he has no beautiful flowing hair or beard, he has no male heirs, he is not leaderly and his vassals hate him, he doesn’t like jousting, his hunting hawk sucks shit, he is neither chivalrous nor bawdy to ladies, he has no taste for feasting, any and all military victories he’s had have been in service to his brother and he gets no renown or respect for them whatsoever. he is FLOPPING bro. how are you getting out-masculined by your rainbow flag waving clotheshorse no heir flower crown wearing virgin wife youngest of three citygay brother. come on man

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bittersteel voice the lib-er-als *pause for boos* you know, you get it. i heard the woke liberal mob wants to rename the conqueror they-gon targaryen. *pause for boos* They-gon! and that’s true! the founder of our dynasty! and the woke dornish, they’re trying to make it happen. but we’re not gonna do that here. not in this kingdom *pause for cheers* we are keeping marriage between one man and his dubiously underage sister *pause for cheers* we are bringing back conquest *pause for cheers* and we are bringing back kings who bear the sword *pause for cheers* and that’s why daemon blackfyre is gonna be the best king westeros has ever had the very best

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AEGON & AEMOND; MY BROTHER, MY KILLER

killing flies — michael dickman / house of the dragon / famous blue raincoat — leonard cohen

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why have gods forsaken me?

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the side of aegon’s face getting all jacked up like viserys’s is some psychological torture saw trap level shit to put alicent through. your firstborn son by the man who married you when you were fifteen and put his rot inside of you and made you give birth to it is beginning to decay. he looks just like his father.

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my beautiful failwife with zero self-preservation instincts

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Well Mother look what the war did to my legs and to my tongue

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from all the things passed down from all the apples coming before

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The ten hours I spent with that boy were more exciting, more fascinating, than decades with you!

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this feeling when you’re forced to have a “make the company look good again or…” photoshoot with your idiot baby brother aka hotd succession au is going strongggg 🫡

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“aegon’s mini-speech to larys listing his new ailments and insecurities was designed to humiliate his character” is easily the funniest breed of finale hate so far. “The guy who gets traumatically castrated as a result of an already extremely traumatic disabling event in every version of this story should never bring it up bc I, the viewer, consider that an insurmountable embarrassment for him and inherently undignified. I’m saying this for disability rights reasons btw.”