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four years

four years without writing fanfic. just four 1k german christmas stories, and each of them was like pulling teeth. when will this dry spell end, WHEN DDD:

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Some of us like the characters how they are in canon so it's annoying when people consistently turn them into completely fucking different characters, boiling them down to tropes and singular flat traits just for shipping's sake usually, like sorry lol

I’m gonna hold your hands while I tell you this, people can and will do whatever they want to fictional characters, and there’s nothing you can do to stop them. But you can mute, block, scroll past or ignore anything you don’t want to see on the internet!!! Yes, even you can do it! Shocking, right?!

Because of your lovely ask, I am now inspired to turn them into completely fucking different characters, boiled down to tropes and singular flat traits just for shipping’s sake, because I CAN and I love having the freedom to do anything and everything forever ❤️ thank you, beloved anon, for giving me the motivation I needed to turn my Blorbos into brainless whores. You’re the best!

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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER and EWAN MCGREGOR as OBI-WAN KENOBI STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005)

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THE TERROR ▸ 1.09 the c, the c, the open c

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Morticia Addams: I support women's wrongs.

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AROMANTICISM ISN'T ASEXUALITY BEING ACE DOES'T MAKE YOU ARO AND VICE VERSA STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP ENFORCING THE SOCIETAL IDEA THAT SEX AND ROMANCE ARE FUNDAMENTALLY INEXTRICABLE

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Yes, in fact. Because get this:

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"antis online aren't controlling what payment processors are doing!! Us being uncomfortable isn't what's censoring itchio and steam!!" yes, everyone is aware that antis are not the ones implementing this censorship, we're making fun of antis because they finally got what they advocated for (and surprise, surprise, they don't like it. Who would have thought?)

Just remember, every time antis ganged up on an artist for drawing fetish porn that they don't like, or bullied someone off of a platform because they liked a problematic ship - this was advocating for censorship. "They are making content/saying things that makes me personally uncomfortable, so they have to go!" This mindset right here. Doesn't it sound familiar to what's going on right now? Oh, but that doesn't apply to your video games, right?

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

2x13 || 3x13

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‘The heavens as they were on April 25, 1384’ by the Persian polymath Mahmud ibn Yahya ibn al-Hasan al-Kashi (completed between 1410 - 11)

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Reminder, it is important to reblog and post pure unashamed thirst to keep the puritans away.

This is both healthy for the individual and the ecosystem as a whole

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The Terror 1.08 "Terror Camp Clear"

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Mister Frodo, look! There is light, and beauty up there, that no shadow can touch.

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PSA: If you come to my fics and accuse me of having used AI to write them because you “see em dashes,” I will instantly block you. I will then place your username on a Wall of Fucknuckles at the very beginning of the fic so that each person who reads my work after you will see your name and know that you’re a complete fucknuckle.

AI stole em dashes from human writers, INCLUDING ME. Almost every work I’ve ever made available on the Internet has been scraped for training LLMs.

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

With the utmost disdain,

Dodger

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😳😳 ……fellas