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oblackbrd Ā· 4 years ago
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morning after starters
ā€œĀ  last night was nice.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  lets do this again some time.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  iā€™ll leave my number.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  i gotta go, sorry.Ā Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  canā€™t you at least stay for breakfast?Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  iā€™ll make coffeeā€”donā€™t go anywhere.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  next time, maybe iā€™ll buy you dinner first.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ Ā if we do this again you better buy me dinner first.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  i donā€™t think my legs work again yet.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  i donā€™t wanna get up.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  no donā€™t move, itā€™s too cold outside the covers.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  thereā€™s no way i can hide these marksā€¦Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  this was probably a mistake.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  this canā€™t happen again.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  you always say that, and yet we wind up right back here.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  are you watching me sleep?Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  you look cute all frazzled like this.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ Ā why are you looking at me like that?Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  keep kissing me like that and weā€™re gonna end up back in bed.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  something wrong? ā€ ā€œĀ  iā€™d stay if i could, i promise.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  so if i put my number in your phone, you actually gonna text me? ā€ ā€œĀ  i made breakfast.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  how do you take your coffee?Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ Ā fuck! iā€™m lateā€”Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  did you turn the alarm off?Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  if you donā€™t turn that alarm off iā€™m gonna throw it out the window.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  i canā€™t find my shirt.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  babe, we slept in.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  i know youā€™re awake.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  iā€™ll stay.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  why donā€™t you stay?Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  i like waking up with you.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  i like having you here at night.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  you know, if you moved in we wouldnā€™t keep having to say goodbye like this.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  so when are we gonna actually go on a real date?Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  do i smell bacon?Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  you made pancakes?Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  come on, come back to bed.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  you werenā€™t there when i woke up.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  i thought you left.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  do you want me to go?Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  just let me sleep for five more minutes.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  youā€™re really beautiful/handsome. even if you drool.Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ Ā you talk in your sleep, ya know.Ā  ā€Ā Ā 
ACTIONS:Ā  1. for one muse to surprise the other with breakfast in bed 2. for our muses to go another round in the morning 3. for your muse to join mine in the shower while getting ready for the day 4. for one muse to stop the other from trying to sneak away 5. for one muse to invite the other to spend the rest of the day with themĀ  6. for one muse to convince the other to stay in bed the rest of the day 7. for our muses to have sex in the kitchen instead of finishing breakfast 8. for our muses to spoon 9. for one muse to wake up with morning woodĀ  10. for one muse to wake the other up with oralĀ  11. for lazy morning sexĀ  12. for one muse to wake the other because theyā€™re having a nightmareĀ  13. for one muse to distract the other from getting ready by kissing/groping them 14. for one muse to kick the other out of their homeĀ  15. for our muses to wake with no recollection of the night beforeĀ Ā 
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oblackbrd Ā· 4 years ago
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miscellaneous angst starters.
when were you going to tell me?
you canā€™t keep doing this to yourself.
thatā€™sā€¦a lot of blood.
can you walk?
please donā€™t lie to me.
you were supposed to leave.
iā€™m not going anywhere without you.
shh, itā€™s okay. it was just a dream.
there was nothing more you could have done.
it wasnā€™t your fault.
this is all my fault.
you arenā€™t acting like yourself.
iā€™m never going to let [her/him/them] hurt you again.
youā€™re hurting me.
donā€™t ever do that again.
go to hell.
please donā€™t cry.
you have to stay awake.
i wish i could take the pain away.
you could have died.
hey ā€“ stay with me.
itā€™ll be over soon.
did you ever love me?
iā€™m sorry. i canā€™t do this anymore.
things wonā€™t always hurt this bad.
you passed out.
how much have you had?
iā€™m okay. itā€™s all fine.
itā€™s not okay! youā€™re not fine!
let me get you something for the pain.
itā€™s nothing. itā€™s just a bruise.
itā€™s clearly not nothing.
have you been to the doctor?
i didnā€™t mean the things i said.
i thought we meant something.
people who are okay donā€™t act like this.
you donā€™t have to go through this by yourself.
i donā€™t want you to be alone.
please donā€™t regret me.
i heard you crying.
you need to get some rest.
when was the last time you ate something?
iā€™m worried about you.
did you have another nightmare?
[name], thereā€™s nobody there.
i want to be happy but i donā€™t think i deserve it.
please talk to me.
why are you mad at me?
alcohol isnā€™t going to solve your problems.
donā€™t leave me.
did you do this to yourself?
itā€™s breaking my heart to see you like this.
tell me whatā€™s wrong.
tell me how to make it better.
why donā€™t you care?
get the hell away from me.
please donā€™t do this.
i canā€™t believe that you lied to me.
justā€¦stay for the night.
you obviously canā€™t be trusted to take care of yourself, so let me do it for you.
you canā€™t die. i wonā€™t let you.
just hang on, okay?
hold my hand if you need to.
iā€™m sorry.
why do you have a gun?
donā€™t panic.
just breathe.
youā€™re bleeding.
iā€™m trying to stop the bleeding.
youā€™ve been crying, i can tell.
you should have told me sooner.
i wanted to tell you in person.
a phone call wouldā€™ve been nice.
i hate you.
i love you.
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oblackbrd Ā· 4 years ago
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myersmemesā€‹:
yearningĀ  Ā rpĀ  Ā meme.
whenĀ  Ā youā€™reĀ  Ā inĀ  Ā loveĀ  Ā andĀ  Ā canā€™tĀ  Ā admitĀ  Ā it.
i want you to be happy.
you canā€™t get rid of me that easy.
i care about you. a lot.
youā€™re my best friend. you always have been.
we can share the bed. if thatā€™s not weird.
what are we?
what am i to you?
have you ever been in love?
it reminded me of you.
i think about you all the time.
you matter to me. more than anyone else.
can you believe they thought we were a couple?
imagine if we really did like each other that way, huh.
are youā€¦ jealous?
i didnā€™t mean it like that.
iā€™ll always be here for you.
you always know how to make me smile.
youā€™ll always be safe with me.
always.
i sleep better when youā€™re around.
you awake?
i trust you.
i feel calmer when iā€™m with you.
stay.
donā€™t go.
itā€™s okay. iā€™ve got you.
it wouldnā€™t be the same without you.
wait, let me fix it for you.
iā€™m glad youā€™re here.
sorry for calling you so late.
i couldnā€™t sleep.
i didnā€™t think youā€™d pick up.
can we be alone for a bit?
stay with me tonight?
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oblackbrd Ā· 4 years ago
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I cherish small intimacies. A head resting against a shoulder, lips brushing against a nose, a kiss on the neck, a hand reaching out for my own
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š‡š”š‘š“ / š‚šŽšŒš…šŽš‘š“ Ā  ā™” Ā  š’š„šš“š„šš‚š„ š’š“š€š‘š“š„š‘š’
Ā  Ā  change any gendered language to your needs. Ā ā™”
ā€œ Ā  youĀ  donā€™tĀ  haveĀ  toĀ  hideĀ  yourĀ  tearsĀ  fromĀ  meĀ .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youā€™reĀ  doingĀ  great ,Ā  Ā okay ??Ā  Ā i mean it .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youĀ  areĀ  soĀ  strong .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā pleaseĀ  donā€™tĀ  everĀ  giveĀ  up .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā iĀ  willĀ  alwaysĀ  believeĀ  inĀ  you .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā whyĀ  doĀ  youĀ  alwaysĀ  thinkĀ  youĀ  haveĀ  toĀ  doĀ  everythingĀ  onĀ  yourĀ  ownĀ ??Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā itā€™sĀ  okay ,Ā  Ā iā€™mĀ  here .Ā  Ā iā€™llĀ  alwaysĀ  beĀ  here .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youā€™veĀ  alwaysĀ  beenĀ  strongĀ  forĀ  me .Ā  Ā letĀ  meĀ  returnĀ  theĀ  favor .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā justĀ  listenĀ  toĀ  myĀ  heartbeat ,Ā  Ā okay ??Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā comeĀ  on ,Ā  Ā takeĀ  aĀ  deepĀ  breath .Ā  Ā itā€™sĀ  gonnaĀ  beĀ  alright .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā please ,Ā  Ā justĀ  holdĀ  me .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youĀ  alwaysĀ  meantĀ  theĀ  worldĀ  toĀ  me .Ā  Ā iā€™mĀ  sorryĀ  iĀ  letĀ  youĀ  forgetĀ  that .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā iĀ  neverĀ  stoppedĀ  lovingĀ  you .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youā€™llĀ  feelĀ  betterĀ  ifĀ  youĀ  talkĀ  aboutĀ  it .Ā  Ā iā€™mĀ  hereĀ  toĀ  listen .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youā€™reĀ  soĀ  muchĀ  moreĀ  thanĀ  theĀ  mistakesĀ  youā€™veĀ  made .Ā  ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā iĀ  forgiveĀ  you .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youĀ  areĀ  soĀ  fuckingĀ  powerful .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā iā€™mĀ  notĀ  leavingĀ  youĀ  here .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā iĀ  trustĀ  youĀ  moreĀ  thanĀ  anyoneĀ  elseĀ  inĀ  thisĀ  universe .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā itā€™sĀ  okayĀ  toĀ  beĀ  confused .Ā  Ā nobodyĀ  hasĀ  allĀ  theĀ  answers .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā iā€™mĀ  so ,Ā  Ā soĀ  sorryĀ .Ā  Ā youĀ  didnā€™tĀ  deserveĀ  thatĀ .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā healingĀ  isĀ  notĀ  linear ,Ā  Ā butĀ  itā€™sĀ  alwaysĀ  movingĀ  forward .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youĀ  canĀ  admitĀ  thatĀ  youā€™reĀ  hurtingĀ .Ā  Ā itā€™sĀ  okayĀ  toĀ  notĀ  beĀ  okayĀ .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā holdĀ  myĀ  hand ??Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youĀ  areĀ  myĀ  home .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā noĀ  matterĀ  whatĀ  anyoneĀ  elseĀ  says ,Ā  Ā youĀ  areĀ  soĀ  importantĀ  toĀ  me .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā donā€™tĀ  worry .Ā  Ā iā€™llĀ  protectĀ  you .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā shh ,Ā  Ā itĀ  wasĀ  justĀ  aĀ  nightmare .Ā  Ā youā€™reĀ  safe .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā donā€™tĀ  talkĀ  aboutĀ  yourselfĀ  likeĀ  that .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā justĀ  sayĀ  theĀ  word .Ā  Ā youĀ  knowĀ  iā€™dĀ  doĀ  anythingĀ  forĀ  you .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youĀ  areĀ  loved .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā iĀ  justĀ  needĀ  aĀ  hug .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā iā€™llĀ  destroyĀ  anythingĀ  thatĀ  soĀ  muchĀ  asĀ  thinksĀ  ofĀ  harmingĀ  you .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā donā€™tĀ  everĀ  letĀ  anyoneĀ  makeĀ  youĀ  feelĀ  ashamedĀ  ofĀ  whoĀ  youĀ  are .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youā€™reĀ  notĀ  alone .Ā  Ā youā€™reĀ  stuckĀ  withĀ  meĀ  forever .Ā  Ā sorry .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā well ,Ā  Ā helloĀ  sleepingĀ  beauty .Ā  Ā youĀ  fellĀ  asleepĀ  onĀ  me .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā ifĀ  youĀ  donā€™tĀ  takeĀ  yourĀ  buttĀ  backĀ  toĀ  bed ,Ā  Ā iĀ  willĀ  carryĀ  youĀ  thereĀ  myself .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā iā€™mĀ  sorryĀ  toĀ  wakeĀ  youĀ  up ,Ā  Ā butĀ  iĀ  reallyĀ  needĀ  someoneĀ  toĀ  talkĀ  to .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā iĀ  hateĀ  seeingĀ  youĀ  likeĀ  thisĀ  Ā ā€¦Ā  Ā please ,Ā  letĀ  meĀ  help .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youĀ  areĀ  Ā &Ā  Ā alwaysĀ  willĀ  beĀ  preciousĀ  toĀ  me .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā iĀ  canā€™tĀ  believeĀ  thatĀ  assholeĀ  saidĀ  thatĀ  toĀ  you .Ā  Ā itā€™sĀ  notĀ  true ,Ā Ā  youĀ  know .Ā  Ā Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youĀ  wantĀ  meĀ  toĀ  punchĀ  himĀ  inĀ  theĀ  faceĀ  ??Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youĀ  deserveĀ  everyĀ  goodĀ  thingĀ  inĀ  theĀ  world .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youĀ  knowĀ  iĀ  alwaysĀ  haveĀ  yourĀ  back .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā youĀ  donā€™tĀ  haveĀ  toĀ  worryĀ  aboutĀ  anything ,Ā  Ā asĀ  longĀ  asĀ  iā€™mĀ  around .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā stopĀ  apologizing ,Ā  Ā okay ??Ā  Ā iā€™veĀ  alreadyĀ  toldĀ  youĀ  iā€™veĀ  forgivenĀ  youĀ  aĀ  hundredĀ  times now .Ā  Ā ā€ ā€œĀ  Ā donā€™tĀ  beatĀ  yourselfĀ  upĀ  overĀ  this .Ā  Ā beĀ  kindĀ  toĀ  yourself ,Ā  Ā itā€™sĀ  notĀ  yourĀ  fault .Ā  Ā ā€
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oblackbrd Ā· 4 years ago
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Mary Stuart + Black and Gold REIGN S01E07 ā€œLeft Behindā€
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theĀ  Ā  Ā arthurianĀ  Ā  Ā legendĀ  Ā  Ā trioĀ  Ā  Ā , Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā endless Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā edits. Ā  Ā  mutuals may reblog
ladyĀ  Ā ofĀ  Ā theĀ  Ā lakeĀ  Ā  ,Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā kingĀ  Ā  arthurĀ  Ā pendragonĀ  Ā  Ā andĀ  Ā  merlinĀ  Ā  (Ā  Ā moiraĀ  Ā ) Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā @lacusessĀ  Ā  Ā  &Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā @oblackbrd
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mentally iā€™m at least 5ā€²11. physically? donā€™t worry about it
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merlinĀ  Ā  Ā ,Ā  Ā  Ā  vivineĀ  Ā  Ā  Ā andĀ  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  arthursĀ  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā homeĀ  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā 
Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā @oblackbrdĀ  Ā  Ā  Ā  +Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā @lacusess
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oblackbrd Ā· 4 years ago
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angst & post-angst sentences.Ā  Ā feel free to change diction, pronouns, and the like around to make the sentences more suitable. these sentences are kept vague to imply but avoid mentioning specific triggers besides deathā€”feel free to mention specifics in your ask.
ā€œ donā€™t touch him! ā€
ā€œ please, donā€™t hurt _____! ā€
ā€œ i had nothing to do with that. ā€
ā€œ is this my fault? ā€
ā€œ you lied to me. ā€
ā€œ [name]? ā€”oh, iā€™m hallucinating. ā€
ā€œ sheā€™ll never hurt you again. ā€
ā€œ did you kill him? ā€
ā€œ you have to stop this. ā€
ā€œ itā€™s been weeks. is it not getting easier? ā€
ā€œ i just need to know that somethingā€™s real. ā€
ā€œ you can resist it. you have to. ā€
ā€œ iā€™m sorry, i thought i sawā€”ā€¦ ā€
ā€œ every day youā€™re becoming more like her. ā€
ā€œ if i go, heā€™ll leave you alone. ā€
ā€œ you canā€™t tell ____ that iā€™m doing this. ā€
ā€œ weā€™re gonna see each other again, right?Ā right? ā€
ā€œ sheā€™s not you. ā€
ā€œ i canā€™t hurt him. ā€
ā€œ i donā€™t feel like the same person i was before it happened. ā€
ā€œ sheā€™ll go through you to get to me. ā€
ā€œ itā€™s nothing personal. ā€
ā€œ you canā€™t expect me to believe nothing happened, not when you flinch everytime something touches you. ā€
ā€œ i thought you knew. ā€
ā€œ please, donā€™t trust me. ā€
ā€œ he was just a kid. ā€
ā€œ i need you more than you need me. ā€
ā€œ if you really wanted to help, you would leave. ā€
ā€œ i needed to make it stop. ā€
ā€œ do anything she says, donā€™t give her a reason to hurt you. ā€
ā€œ you really donā€™t remember. _____, you tried to kill me. ā€
ā€œ have you ever seen the life leave someoneā€™s eyes? ā€
ā€œ i know you canā€™t talk about it, but iā€™m going to stay with you regardless. ā€
ā€œ hey, everything okay? [name]? [name]! ā€
ā€œ you died. ā€
ā€œ i deserved worse. ā€
ā€œ you never came. ā€
ā€œ you wouldā€™ve let me die. ā€
ā€œ beg. ā€
ā€œ the problem is you keep thinking iā€™m a good person. ā€
ā€œ itā€™s not about me, anymore. ā€
ā€œ please tell me heā€™s lying to me. ā€
ā€œ youā€™re not actually considering this. ā€
ā€œ look me in the eyes and say that again. ā€
ā€œ you have no right. ā€
ā€œ i donā€™t believe you. ā€
ā€œ i love you. iā€™m sorry. ā€
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One hobby that has followed Moira through time is art, specifically painting. Some of the oldest pieces of art to survive the centuries of Arthur were painted by Moira or she had helped them to be finished. She loves painting little things for friends as gifts. If one gets a painting from Moira, theyā€™re considered close friends to the immortal witch.
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Iā€™m sorry but name ONE trope better thanĀ ā€œbroken people with different kinds of baggage come together and form their own familyā€ there is nothing to top it
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š„ššƒš‹š„š’š’Ā  Ā šŒšŽšˆš‘š€Ā  Ā š€šŒšš‘šŽš’šˆš”š’Ā  Ā š„šƒšˆš“š’Ā  Ā Ā  Ā /Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā  Ā mutualsĀ  Ā mayĀ  Ā reblog.
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scmildanachā€‹:
@oblackbrdā€‹Ā ā¤ā€™d for a starterĀ 
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ā ā€“ You any good at coin tricks is the real question? āž
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with the help of magic, sure - moira could do just about anything, but sheā€™s overly distrustful of the man in front of her.Ā ā€œno, i never mastered that.ā€
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random sentence starters: the third
change around as you see fit!
ā€œ i want to be like you.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ that is ā€¦ literally illegal. youā€™re describing something illegal. ā€œ
ā€œ whatā€™s the plan here ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ please just ā€¦ come home.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ all iā€™m saying is that jurassic park could happen !Ā ā€œ
ā€œ jeez , who pissed in your cornflakes this morning ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ iā€™m a simple person. i see a cool rock , i pick it up.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ youā€™re so cute and i literally can not handle it right now , so i have to goā€”Ā ā€œ
ā€œ hey , uh , what do you got there ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ weā€™re not friends.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ so , do you come here often or ā€¦ ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ slow down , i just want to get to know you ā€¦Ā ā€œ
ā€œ iā€™m angry at you ! iā€™m upset ! and you ā€¦ you donā€™t even care !Ā ā€œ
ā€œ will you promise to marry me in the future ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ what are your thoughts on having kids ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ oh , come on ! they were literally holding hands and becoming self aware of their own mortality ! it was a sad momentā€” stop laughing at me ! toy story 3 didnā€™t have to do us like that !Ā ā€œ
ā€œ youā€™re my best friend. iā€™ll always have your back.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ ā€¦ do you want to do something stupid with me ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ you donā€™t have to be jealous , you know~Ā ā€œ
ā€œ sing me a song.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ did you do this ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ for once can you please be honest with me ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ lets run away together. anywhere. iā€™m tired of this life.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ are you binge watching that show on netflix again ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ how much britney spears iā€™ve listened to in the last 72 hours is none of your business !Ā ā€œ
ā€œ god ā€¦ i canā€™t look away , itā€™s like my eyes are drawn to it.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ why are you leaving ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ admit it ā€¦ i drive you wild.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ youā€™re so infuriating.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ i hate this town.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ iā€™m one call away , okay ? just one call.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ you want me so bad , donā€™t you ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ iā€™ll just live in the forest as a goblin.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ you donā€™t know what iā€™m capable of.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ you want a tattoo of what now ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ i canā€™t believe iā€™m confessing this but ā€¦ i really really like you.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ look me in the eye when youā€™re breaking my heart ! you donā€™t get to look away , dammit !Ā ā€œ
ā€œ i canā€™t believe weā€™ve just sat here for four hours and have done nothing.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ hey , hey , hey ā€¦ guess what ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ you are my platonic soulmate.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ someone thought we were a couple so like , we totally just hit best friend goals.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ the bigger the boobs , the stronger they are. thatā€™s anime logic , at least.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ i canā€™t believe i fell in love ā€¦ like an idiot.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ iā€™ve never fallen in love before ā€¦ whatā€™s it like ?Ā ā€œ
ā€œ hello ? 911 ? iā€™d like to report a murder of my remaining brain cells ā€¦.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ wow , look who remembered my existence.Ā ā€œ
ā€œ you want to hear a story ? oh uh ā€¦ well ā€¦ uh ā€¦ l ā€” let me tell you all about how this boyā€™s life got flipped turned upside downā€”Ā ā€œ
ā€œ ā€¦ not many people really talk to me ā€¦Ā ā€œ
ā€œ tell me all about you. anything. everything.Ā ā€œ
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