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Bawling my eyes out and she ain’t even

dead💧👄💧

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Um I wrote that at like 4 am last night and forgot to put my theory so here it is :)

Y’all saw that interview where the duffer brothers said the demobats weren’t lethal?👀 I saw that too

What if like in his dramatics…Eddie has his dying moment until he realizes he’s not actually dead just real eaten and bloody

Cuz it like skips to two days later and he’s still being blamed for everything so it would make sense they would keep hiding him if he was alive

Also, the others showed no grief at his death (because he’s not actually dead)

And it would make sense for someone to tell his uncle he’s dead so he stops looking for him. And Dustin gives him his guitar pick necklace that he somehow knew about🤨 but maybe Eddie told him to give it to his uncle as like a remembrance or some shit

His death was so stupid him and Dustin totally could’ve made it out of there alive I refuse to believe I had to see Eddie riding his bike all goofy and shit just for him to get munched on👎

Imagine like next season we see the gang walk into like a safe house and Eddie’s just there chilling

Bc if that doesn’t happen I’m joining him😀‼️ I am I’m incredible denial

STRANGER THINGS SPOILERS!!!!!!!

Guys like I know we like saw Eddie die and whatever but like WHAT IF…..😳😳‼️

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STRANGER THINGS SPOILERS!!!!!!!

Guys like I know we like saw Eddie die and whatever but like WHAT IF…..😳😳‼️

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My (il)logical predictions for stranger things 4/5:

Nancy finds the missing shotgun in the upside down that Will was holding when he disappeared and shoots vecna in the fucking face😌💅🏻✨

Mike finds the crumpled painting Will made after time skip and it’s just a luscious portrait of his face and on the back it says to like love Will and he realizes he loves will back and they live happily ever after💧🫦💧 cuz if that doesn’t happen I’m writing a fic

The gang defeats vecna and we think he’s dead but he returns in s5 following Eddie’s dnd campaign where vecna returns when they thought he was dead which would parallel to the first season where Will says the demogorgan got him👀 we love foreshadowing told through dnd🫡

Mikes parents divorce in s5 dear god plz someone save that woman. Cue mike having an existential crisis about who he wants the spend the rest of his life with. (I am very new to Byler but mileven just isn’t hitting as hard)

I pray to god s5 is set in the 90s so they can fix their ugly ass haircuts. Actually now that I think about it pretty sure bowl cuts were still around in the 90s so will might be a lost cause they can just kill him off then

We haven’t gotten much of Will in v1 other than him being a pining gay boy so he’ll definitely be hate crimed by vecna in v2😟

The government or whatevs is like looking for will and mike and Joyce isn’t home so they probably gonna raid the wheeler house😀💔 omfg I hope they accidentally kill Ted😬 (I don’t actually hate ted btw) but my girl Karen can find a new hubby and get that insurance bag🤪💰sry not sry Ted

The California gangs gonna to back to Hawkins and Joyce is gonna come back from russia and find a bullet hole filled house and missing children😭

Bruh imagine mikes reaction to El’s shaved head and she’s like still pretty?💁‍♀️💞 and he just says nah bruh…💀💀

Also what happened to that girl Kali and her Payday gang🤨 El had her emo moment and dipped that was weird I hope we see her in s5

I saw a theory on tiktok that said 001 was actually El’s dad something about dr brenner wanting to create like a mega powerful baby and that’s why 001 gave her advice and helped her try to escape. But I was thinking and he was like telling her like 001s powers grew when he let his anger out or whatever I can’t remember the exact line and before at the end of s3 hopper who’s her father figure tells her to remember the hurt cuz the hurt is good which is when El’s powers are the most powerful. We 👏love👏 parallels👏 anyway I just wanna see a dramatic reveal of that except he just says in a demonic voice 👺I’m yo daddy👹

I’m overthinking this entire show basically I just want Dustin back together with steddie they’re his parents

Oh my lord I completely forgot about that vengeful bitch Jason with his basketball posse. Honestly if I had a man who sent out a search party to avenge my gruesome death I’d be blushing in my grave😍 he Fr thought Eddie was using evil satanic powers tho to kill Chrissy and patrick that’s kinda embarassing😬 it’s the thought that counts. I heard there was a spoiler that Eddie survives but imagine they like win or whatever and Eddie like smiles at Steve like yay we survived hell🎉🎊 and then this bitch Jason appears out of nowhere and murders him. That would be crazy. I’m totally thinking out of my ass rn I’m finished

Not sure why the spaces r so big in between🤨 also not sure if these r predictions or if they’re headcannons. Can they be headcannons if I’m trying to predict the future?? Not sure how that works

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3x08

4x01

“People just change, okay? That’s it. I’ve changed.”

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Providing dope for the desperate addicts in the dark alley but it’s just me making fanart for the Voltron fandom

Anyway here’s ✨klance✨for y’all out of the goodness of my heart that’s all you get this week go on shoo

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*makes art for dead fandoms cuz I’m bored*

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Gotta get this show out of my system😮‍💨

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Evening smoke sesh 🍃💨

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Coffee date ☕️🪴🤎

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Does the south park fandom still exist?? If so, here is fem creek because I love them <3

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Love at first sight?? :)

Once Langa stops zoning out…

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Reki refused to be the joker for Halloween👩‍🦯🤡

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Rip Ochako, caught slackin✌️😞

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A king and his dragon companion

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Third years?👀