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we deserved a ted lasso halloween episode/special with ted dressed up as gomez and rebecca as morticia

just saying

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Don't mind me, just putting on my screenwriter hat to dream up Ted Lasso s4:

4.01 - Sleepless in Richmond

AFC Richmond adjusts to life without Ted. Newly-appointed Diamond Dog Roy has some big news to share.

4.02 - All 'Er Nuthin'

Ted receives an ultimatum.

4.03 - My Best Friend's Wedding

Keeley and Shandy's rivalry continues over a wedding dress.

4.04 - The Winner Takes It All

The team faces their toughest match of the season. Rebecca and Bex face off against Rupert.

4.05 - The Parent Trap

Ted & Michelle struggle with co-parenting. In the run-up to Roy & Keeley's wedding, an honest mistake puts Ted & Rebecca in an awkward position.

4.06 - Exes and Oh's

Roy, Keeley and Jamie have a difficult conversation.

4.07 - Ding Dong, The Rich Man's Dead

A shock death rocks Richmond.

4.08 - Girls Just Wanna Have Funds

Keeley finds her feet with her new business venture. Eventful hen and stag parties leave everyone with more questions than answers.

4.09 - Reason to Believe

Ted returns to Richmond. Revelations from Trent's book come back to haunt him.

4.10 - People Will Say We're In Love

Roy & Keeley's wedding day arrives. Ted & Rebecca have some unfinished business to address.

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Cabin Pressure AND Master and Commander combo will be the death of me

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World + AO3 tags 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 |

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bonus: say in the tags how old u were in the tags + what's your legal drinking age or, if u never drunk before, feel free to say your age too + why, if you have a reason why you don't drink!

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Here in the dark inside the hole in my heart I'm fighting all of my demons tryna tear me apart And I'm still not sure what you ever saw in me

No, I'm a, I'm a fallen angel And no matter where my heart is There's no way I'll ever Reach up to Heaven To you

you can't tell me fallen angel doesn't fit jaime (thinking abt brienne) like a glove

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jaime trying to get brienne to sleep with him

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just imagine jaime as an artistic swimmer 👀

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i know i’m waaaaay late to the debate but i just finished got for the first time and i’m this 🤏🏻 close to smash something against the wall bc I REALLY CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY FELT THE NEED TO FUCK UP JAIME’S ARC THAT WAY

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am i thinking about getting a j/b tattoo? absolutely yes

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“Watch Wednesday” they said “it’ll be fun” they said, but here I am, with a Gwendoline Christie obsession reading Game of Thrones fanfiction, having never watched it…

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Carolyn Jones as Morticia Addams in Morticia’s Dilemma. THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1964-1966).

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Morticia, Larissa, Gomez

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morticia does gomez’ eyeliner