oakenhills
Thorin-apologist sorry not sorry
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ANTI AI BLOG. Closing in on two decades on this website and three decades on gods green earth, and i still dont have any friends on this platform.
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oakenhills · 4 hours ago
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Top 5 Episodes of 9-1-1 as rated by IMDB (inspo.)
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oakenhills · 4 hours ago
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oakenhills · 4 hours ago
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just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw
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oakenhills · 4 hours ago
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A large part of housecat vocalisation toward humans isn’t goal-directed communication, but rather, affiliative signaling: a simple call-and-response protocol which establishes that the participants are part of the same social unit. Amongst themselves, most housecat affiliative signaling is non-vocal, but humans aren’t really physiologically equipped to respond to such signalling in a feline fashion, and cats, well, they’re adaptable.
Which is to say that when your cat yells, and you yell back, so the cat yells again, and so forth, what you’re really saying to each other is “hiiiiii~”.
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oakenhills · 4 hours ago
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aragorn needs to be 10x weirder in all tolkien content. he’s too manly for elves. he’s too elvish for men. he roleplayed his crush’s grandpa, and then married her even though they were kinda siblings by adoption. he deals with his feelings by singing. he’s a horse girl. he was raised by elrond peredhel. he had the weight of the world placed on his shoulders when he was still an emo teen. everywhere he goes people think he’s lowkey a freak. let him own it.
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oakenhills · 4 hours ago
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just rewatched the hobbit yayay :D
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oakenhills · 14 hours ago
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My favourite Da Vinky twins trans ally moments:
When they said their pronouns are they/them because there’s 2 of them
“It doesn’t matter what your pronouns are, because at the end of the day, it’s night”
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oakenhills · 15 hours ago
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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.
Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)
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oakenhills · 2 days ago
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wait 911 au where bobby & athena are rival firehouse captains. i’m splitting the team up for this too. hen & eddie with athena, buck & chimney with bobby. calls like the one in jinx where another firehouse had to rescue the 118 from inside their own engine would be so funny here. and ofc they still fall in love, get married, etc they’re just still very competitive. also athena isnt a cop 🙏 so that’s a win in itself.
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oakenhills · 2 days ago
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and if Buck has his realization in the mid-season finale which kickstarts his pining arc so in 8B we see him do the 'hand almost touching but then withdrawing' thing anytime he's close to Eddie? if we see him freeze when they sit together and kinda shuffle his leg a little away? and he shares a look with Maddie when she's in the room because she is the only one who knows? meanwhile Eddie is breaking down his restrictions and it's like a happy puppy chasing a nervous one who isn't sure what they're playing.
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oakenhills · 2 days ago
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just saw someone call bt "one of the most beautiful relationships on the show" and i. putting my dislike of tommy and bt aside. really? did we watch the same show? i don't think its even close to the top 5 most beautiful relationships on the show 😭😭 ur watching the same show with madney bathena and henren in it like put some respect on their name
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oakenhills · 2 days ago
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i’m just saying if you could choose between the first queer interracial slow burn best friends to lovers storyline on network television that deals with religious guilt, ptsd, internalized homophobia, and coming out later in life while working a stereotypical macho man job or two white men kissing for the millionth time why would you not choose the first one
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oakenhills · 2 days ago
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reblog this with your favourite 911 line in the tags. tryna see something
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oakenhills · 2 days ago
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this is your random reminder to CHECK IF YOU'RE STILL HAVING FUN
are you enjoying scrolling tumblr? watching youtube? reading that book? playing that game? drawing that art? doing that activity? if not,
YOU CAN STOP AND DO SOMETHING ELSE
you don't have to stick to something that you are doing for fun if it isn't fun for you anymore. You can come back! If you've loved it before you are likely to love it again! but you can stop!
Don't get stuck in a loop of doing something that you think should be fun when it isn't! You can put it down for a bit! Maybe that's the very thing that will make it fun again later!
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oakenhills · 2 days ago
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Buck, introducing Maddie: this is my better half Buck, introducing Eddie: and this is my bitter half
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oakenhills · 2 days ago
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Buck: *acts differently* Eddie: since when? 🤨
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