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You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

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A demon simply called The Brother. It doesn't have siblings or any family, and it's ambiguous whether that creature itself is even male at all. It just keeps turning everything and everyone into broth.

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Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

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I find every "oh Ryan wants nothing to do with Buddie, he won't agree to that" take so funny given that Ryan (and Oliver) both said that they send Buddie fan edits to each other and read fanfics

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I don’t know what I’m more obsessed with, that Eddie knows how long Buck was dead down to the second, or that Eddie would take Buck to a poker game. Buck! Who has no poker face! Truly this is just an excuse for Eddie to dress his boy up in fancy velvet and show him off to his bosses. The FACES he is making behind Buck’s back. The man is smitten. Completely smote.

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It still baffles me that it took thirty something years and being actually kissed by a guy to make Buck realize he was bi when Eddie’s intro scene, which is from Buck’s point of view, where he’s changing his shirt and “Whatta Man” is playing in the background, exists??????

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Buddie Christmas concept:

They end up under mistletoe. Buck, not shy about physical contact with friends and always ready to commit to a joke, goes along with it easily; he kisses Eddie (with an exaggerated “mwah” sound) and winks at him playfully before continuing on with whatever he had been doing, not thinking twice about it. It was just a joking thing among friends, no issues.

Eddie, however, just stands still for a solid 30 seconds afterwards looking shellshocked, lifting his hand to touch his mouth. Only snapping out of it when someone calls him, then being weirdly quiet the rest of the day. Laying awake all of that night, and the night after, and the next after that.

Just. Buck jokingly making a display of affection, thinking nothing of it, and Eddie being thrown headfirst into a crisis because of it.

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Important question!!!

What Shadow world (from Shadowhunters) species do we think the members of the 118 are???

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What Shadow world (from Shadowhunters) species do we think the members of the 118 are???

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"Kill them with kindness". Wrong, Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

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damn buck and eddie really would kiss each other just to see if they were good at it

like one of them goes on a date or something and comes back all "they left after i kissed them idk what happened" and the other keeps going on about how "im sure youre a fantastic kisser that cant be the problem" but "you dont get it they left like right after" "no im sure that wasnt it here lets try and i can tell you if youre good or bad"

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dragon practice with our fav golden plated guy

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the probability of a character being gay if he's never stated his sexuality is like, a good 10%. but the moment someone takes care to write him into an awkward situation where he believes another man is flirting with him and he goes 'oh um ah. no. i'm straight' well haha. let's just say. one billion

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