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the concept of crowley and aziraphale being like vocally pro civil rights of marginalized communities is especially hilarious considering witch burnings were like. canonically happening while they were on earth. neither of them were rushing to lift a finger about THAT one

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I've scheduled two hours of drinking coffee while looking out the window today

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No better feeling in the world than when your pet comes to hang out with you 💙

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they need to bring back those photoshoots that they did in the 90s of random dykes and dyke couples they found on the street. idc about glamorous celebrities i want the grimiest rudest hairiest lesbians they can find and i want to see u put them in front of a bluegrey backdrop and tell them to do whatever the fuck. and i want u to take their picture. ask them dumb questions make them laugh get footage of them showing u around the city or introducing u to their cat or something and then put it in a zine so i can absorb it. butchfemme//butchbutch//femmefemme//dykedyke rep is dismal in this digital age of unsexy nudity and hairlessness and im so sick of it im going to start yelling and throwing things

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Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

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never added the final line to one of these mugs before, but I felt it was time for weird bugs

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"because of woke" is such a funny a phrase to me it's the new Thanks Obama. they made me look at a rainbow with little metal hands that forced my eyelids to stay open and look at it and it made me gay . because of woke.

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started watching house and couldn’t get over how wilson is always just There™

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“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

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🌟the before and the after🌟

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gosh. well, that sounds… what? lonely.

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i think abt this a lot

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love the dynamic where 2 incredibly intelligent people are so fucking stupid when they’re together

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Do people make house fanart or no