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Hmm... I zoned tf out

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My brain has been subtly connecting scaramouche to the short story "A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings" by Gabriel García Márquez for whatever reason and now I headcanon that there's music in his chest instead of a heart

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Shnool

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I found another one

- "... Why'd you go silent?"

- "Do you think we're together in every universe?"

- "..."

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Maybe some cute domestic ruseng knitting or embroidering together by the fireplace? Or one of them made something for the other?

Ivan wanted to learn how to make embroideries so he went to the only person who he knew that could teach him

Yall think Arthur brought up the fact that he was doing needlework when he got the news that ivan broke his back??

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rip aph russia you would've loved saying "10 more years in the gulag couldn't get this information out of me" when someone says something stupid

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Sorry I'm gay but that's so him

ignore if ur gay reblog if ur normal

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Wheres the asakiku option? :(

They have way more chemistry in the anime than France or America combined imo and were the first pair i shipped on my first time watching the anime.

Like y would u runaway from ur country, travel half of the world just so u could tell the bitch who asked u to b his friend that u don't care what ur bosses say, ud love to be friends

That's kinda gay, cmon

But I guess that's a thing in the past cuz there's hardly any asakiku in the new mangas or anime :((

If Hima announced Hetalia was ending and teased that an England pairing would become canon during the finale, do you think endgame FrUK or USUK would be more likely? Complete the statement: “I’m making a bet on the England endgame ship and my money goes on [poll]”

No “which ship is better” slap fights, please! Personal preference/hope isn’t what this poll is about. I’m just curious which England pairing you guys think would have the best chance of a canon upgrade. You can like USUK more but still think FrUK has a better chance and vice versa

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I've seen one too many wrong hcs abt Ivan and I'd just like to say:

He grew up with two sisters.

Not only will he know how to buy similar cheaper products that don't have the pink tax on them, what the best make-up brand is, how to cut and style hair, how to do nails, how to treat their s/o during their menstrual cycle, exactly what to give them to eat during it, the perfect brand of feminine hygiene for every "flow" but he'd also try his best to help them feel better during their period no matter what cuz...

...and I repeat...

HE GREW UP WITH TWO SISTERS!!!!!!

Like u have a "girl-y" problem? He's ur man

Spread the word!!

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... would Viktor and Mordecai also count??

But i mean I rlly gotta pull the "I FUCKING SWEAR ITS NOT CUZ ONE OF THEMS RUSSIAN AND THE OTHER ONES A POSH CUNT"

Tbf vikdekai is if Arthur and Caesar were in a relationship... but Caesar wasn't rich

- "Do you think we're together in every universe?"

- "..."

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trans iggy hc:

When Alfred was a wee lad, he caught Arthur trying to hide his non-existent boobs w bandages. Alfred, being a child, didn't understand what the bandages were for and was also a nosy child so he asked Arthur. Arthur, seeing the opportunity to make himself look even better in his lil bro's eyes, thought up a long and crazy story abt how he fought a huge hydra on his way back and got injured on his chest and now he wears the bandages so his wounds wouldn't get infected.

However that was the first time. Arthur changed the story everytime Alfred asked or added onto the originally story or went "Well, the hydra couldn't even scratch me! But there was this kraken[...]"

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OK but what if he has a habit of picking at the dead skin around his scar that only make it worse and England has to beg him to put his scarf back on so he doesn't pick at his own skin

Yo Arthur, does Ivan trust you enough to show you what he's hiding under his scarf and fuckload of bandages?

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... :3

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"Born to be a Nobel Warrior, forced to baby sit." - Persia

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