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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks
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I NEED THIS MAN
dad at rest 🙂↕️
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ONE CHANCE PLEASEEEEEEE
The year of the snake
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Camp Counselor Choso who only got this job because his little brother wanted to go to this summer camp and Choso was too old to sign up. However, he wasn’t about to leave his little brother in the wilderness all alone, so he became a camp counselor.
Camp Counselor Choso who got a chance to meet the nurse during the main tour and he was shocked to see such a pretty little thing like yourself in the middle of nowhere. The way you had on a red crop top with a pair of short blue jeans that hugged your thighs in a way that made his mouth salivate.
Camp Counselor Choso who listens to you apologizes for your appearance and how you had to restock everything from the camp session and it gets hot. You even gave the sad news that you would dress more professionally once the kids were around.
Camp Counselor Choso tries his hardest to engrain the image of you reaching above to get a bottle of something and how all your plump flesh looks spreading out.
Camp Counselor Choso who does actually manage to pay attention as you describe the different harms that are common at a summer camp and how to handle it. You also made sure to state that everyone should know how to get to the nurse station from whatever location they are at.
Camp Counselor Choso who stiffened up when you looked over at him and he swore you stared into his eyes for 6 years while you talked, but it was actually 30 seconds. Once you stop going over the different ways to help a child appropriately to not cross any boundaries, but also being efficient, you point to him to give you a demonstration.
You laid on the ground and complained about how your knee hurt and you think you twisted it. You looked up at him with a pout and your long eyelashes fluttering towards him. Camp Counselor Choso who realized at that exact moment that you had him wrapped around your finger without trying.
Camp Counselor Choso who reaches down and puts one arm underneath your knee and the other behind your back before effortlessly picking you up. You didn’t seem to expect that as a cute little squeal came from your mouth. Choso was delighted to feel your arms wrap around his neck and your nails accidentally scratch him. He could feel the blush coming up neck at the sensation.
Camp Counselor Choso is confused on why you start laughing at him. You simply explained that “while you are strong, extremely strong”, he didn’t miss the way your eyes looked up and down his arm muscle, “if a kid complains about their knee hurting, picking them up like this can put pressure on it.”
Camp Counselor Choso slowly puts you down as you try to explain to him how to properly handle the situation. Your solution was so much better. You grabbed his arm and put it around your waist. The warmth from your exposed skin felt amazingly under his finger tips. You leaned into him and lifted your other knee in front of you.
Camp Counselor Choso got the gist of the training quite quickly, especially when you used him 3 other times to demonstrate something. He loved the feeling of your hands on him or you asking him to put his hands on you.
Camp Counselor Choso who is sad that he didn’t see you for the next few days, only until the last two days did you show up. You appeared in the main cabin in the middle of a presentation. Your eyes looked around and Choso’s entire head was turned around to look at you. He felt like a dog who was finally getting to see his favorite toy again.
Your eyes landed on Choso and a smile instantly came onto your face. You quickly walked over and sat down next to him. “There goes my favorite helper,” you whispered. Choso could only stare in excitement at the fact that you choose to sit next to him. “Did you miss me?”
Yes,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes.
Camp Counselor Choso decided to respond with a small quiet laugh as he nodded. He wished he could say that every day he came to the main cabin and looked for you. He couldn’t say how after the full first day of you not coming in, he asked the trainers if you would no longer be participating. A member had explained to him that you had to review the medical history of the kids coming in and was going to be busy for most of it. He couldn’t explain how three days without you here made everything seem so dull.
“I missed you too. It’s rare to see an alternative person out here in these woods. We typically get preppy people or weirdos,” you mumbled, leaning into his shoulder to talk. He could feel his brain short circuiting at the feeling of your soft body pressing against his. He couldn’t help taking a deeper breath and you smelled just as good as he remembered. He hopes your scent rubs off on his shirt so he can continue to smell you.
Camp Counselor Choso who realizes that he may be one of the weirdos.
Camp Counselor Choso and you become almost inseparable the rest of the training. During the third tour of the different places, you guys walked side by side as you told him about the different medicals you got from different spots. When lunch came, you took him to the lake to tell him about the best places to take the kids to see the most fishes. Then for the last day, you actually gave him a hug and told him you’ll definitely be seeing him soon.
Camp Counselor Choso who is confused why someone is knocking at his cabin door so late at night. He ignored his bunkmates who told him to ignore it, but something in his gut told him to answer. He opened the door to see you standing there in an oversized shirt that fell off your shoulder and a pair of night pants.
Camp Counselor Choso doesn’t even get to question you as you put a finger to his lips to shush him and reach for his hand. He lets you drag him away from the cabin into the woods. It was only 3 minutes into the silent walk that Choso realized that he didn’t know where he’s going and that all it took to get him into the woods alone was a pretty person grabbing his hand.
You stopped moving once you reached a clearing that had a small pond in the center. “I thought you would like this, Choso.” He couldn’t believe his eyes as the field seemed to be alive as fireflies danced all around in the grass. The pond reflected the moonlight giving everything a serenity vibe.
“It’s… wow,” is all Camp Counselor Choso manages to get out of his mouth. He looked back at you to see that you were already staring at him. The pale moonlight made you look heavenly. A small smile came to your lips as you silently clapped, seemingly pleased that he liked it.
“Would you think I’m a weirdo if I wanted to kiss you right now?”
You stopped moving as you looked up at him. He watched as you took a step towards him until only a breath of air stood between you. “Would I be a weirdo if I wanted you to?”
Camp Counselor Choso who didn’t waste another moment. His hand reached towards your face to gently hold your face as he leaned in towards you. He gave the smallest peck, almost as if hesitant. You let out a pleased hum and that was the greenlight. His lips pressed firmly against yours as if trying to mold himself into you.
Camp Counselor Choso who couldn’t get enough of you. You broke away to gasp for air, but he still needed you. His lisp trailed down your face until he settled on your neck. A groan left his lip as your scent flooded his mind and clouded everything. He used his hand to lean your neck further to the side to give himself more access. The groan that left your lip would be playing in his mind forever.
Camp Counselor Choso who realized that he was thoroughly wrapped around your finger, especially when you make the sweetest sounds under his hand.
Camp Counselor Choso who the next day is staring down at his little brother, tired beyond belief from the lack of sleep. He felt bad that he completely forgot the main reason he joined this camp. Although, looking over to see the nurse meeting parents with a turtleneck and a limp made him see a very good second reason to keep coming back.
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Camp Counselor Nanami who only took this job as a last resort thing and was trying to see it in a more positive light that he got a chance to escape the city. Life after college was tough for him and if he got a chance to ignore his problems, then he’ll take it.
Camp Counselor Nanami who is shocked to see such a cute worker here. You were apparently one of the head counselors who worked over the arts and crafts section. He regretted putting himself down for the outdoors activities now.
Camp Counselor Nanami tries so hard to make sure to be next to you every single training day leading up to the camp session. He made sure to arrive at the meeting at least 30 seconds after you in order to sit next to you without having to ask you to sit next to him. This results in you calling him your seat partner and cracking jokes with him.
Camp Counselor Nanami who is actually slightly upset once the new camping session starts because that means less time together. He has to spend his morning getting ready the outside activities with the other counselors then wrangling together some kids to do said activities, then clean up after them.
Camp Counselor Nanami did realize after 3 days that the kids schedule was different than what he assumed. The kids had arts and crafts after their outdoor activities.
Camp Counselor Nanami who always volunteers to walk the kids from the site to the main cabin for their arts and crafts. The first day he brought them over, he saw you squatting with paint splattered all over you. You looked up and happily called out his name. His simple name sounded so sweet coming from your mouth.
Camp Counselor Nanami doesn’t even need to start a conversation as you were always skipping towards him to greet him and ask how the outdoors activity went. His brain was too busy looking at how pretty you look with some random glitter across your cheek. He was so tempted to wipe it away to feel how soft and warm your skin was. Or maybe it was cool from the blasting AC in the cabin. Maybe he could warm you up.
Camp Counselor Nanami that always struggles through the transition report to let you know of what happened beforehand. However, can you blame him? He’ll be in the middle of talking and he can see the way your eyes trailed down his neck that was still drenched in sweat from the unforgiving sun. The way your head tilts as you look him over once before looking up at him through your lashes.
Camp Counselor Nanami who has an inner turmoil over if you’re actually checking him out or just looking at him. He hates how he stutters over his words. This gorgeous person is in front of him and he’s acting like he’s unable to put together a coherent sentence.
Camp Counselor Nanami arrives for lunch and is ready to sit at the counselor's table like usual, but at the very last minute, he sees you running up to him. Your hand wraps about his arm and he felt slightly pleased to see that your hand was unable to wrap around his bicep.
You happily talked about how a flock of ducks had just flown into the lake and how you were going to eat out there. Camp Counselor Nanami doesn’t even think twice to follow you to the lake, even if you hadn’t directly invited him.
Camp Counselor Nanami that wasn’t prepared when you leaned up next to him under the tree. The ducks were flying around the lake and even coming on the land to check out their surroundings. However, he was too busy looking at the way you were curling into him as you animatedly talked about how arts and crafts went. You spoke about the pink hair kid who made muppets of his other friends. You went on to how one student who did not want to take off his panda onesie got an entire bottle of glue on his fur.
Camp Counselor Nanami who, respectfully, didn’t give a flying fuck what those kids did. He was staring down at the sunlight dancing across your skin. The way your top was a little too tight allowed him to see your beautiful body that he wanted to feel in his hand. The way his shoulder was being used as your pillow to talk. He felt like he couldn’t breathe from the fear of ruining this moment with you.
Your eyes looked at Nanami to see his pupil blow wide as he stared deeply at you. You almost wanted to look away from how intense he was looking at you. His stoic face made it seem like he was upset, but after a month together, you had a feeling of what he was feeling.
Camp Counselor Nanami felt his entire body tense up as your hand reached up to his face to gently hold it. Your body rotated causing more of it to be pressed up against him. You were mumbling something, but he could barely hear it over the blood rushing in his ears. He didn’t dare move or breathe as you began to lean in. Your eyes slowly close, allowing your long lashes to lay against your cheek.
Camp Counselor Nanami who for a split second considers murder when his name is yelled by a group of kids. You jumped away from him just in time for three of the kids to come running up talking about lunch being over. The pink-haired kid began to talk about how he didn’t see Nanami or Y/N return to the cabin and wanted to make sure you guys weren’t hurt.
Camp Counselor Nanami who doesn’t respond. He just gets up from the tree and walks over to the boy. His hand reaches out and grabs the back of the boy shirt. Almost effortlessly, he lifts the boy up and begins to walk back to the cabin. A heavenly sound of giggles comes from behind him and Nanami feels the invisible string pull his eyes back to you.
Camp Counselor Nanami who stares in awe at how your legs were pulled up and you appeared slightly embarrassed, but still managed to laugh all together. You look up with what he can now place as adoration. “Maybe tomorrow, I can show you another spot, seat partner?”
Camp Counselor Nanami gives you a rare smile as he nodded at you. The kid in his arm starts to squeal and laugh, talking about putting him down. Nanami ignores him to get another look at how beautiful you look. “I wouldn’t miss it for the world.”
Camp Counselor Nanami who will make sure to ‘accidentally’ lock the cabin door tomorrow.
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No lube. No protection. All day. All night. From the kitchen floor to the toilet seat. From the dining room table to the church. From the front porch to the balcony. Vertically. Horizontally. Quadratic. Exponential. Logarithmic. Doggy-style. Sideways. Frontwards. Backwards. Upside-down. 360°. Skin on skin. In the living room. In the bedroom. In the fridge. In the closet. On the ceiling. On the walls. In the bathroom. On the couch. In the car. And on the street.
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what is up with the cod fandom and not going back to basics. WHERE is the hananaki disease fic. it’s said to be the world’s deadliest killer, but it is “extinct” so there hasn’t been “worries” of it for hundreds of years. there’s only a handful of cases a year, and the patient usually dies anyway - it’s has the lowest survival rate of any illness, and you find yourself looking at orchid petals in your sink before an important mission. you were confused, you’ve never eaten flowers before, so what the fuck? you run through everything you did that day, which includes realizing that you have no idea how you’re in love with your team, but you are.
you cough up daffodils on exfil, keeping the bunch of bloodied petals in your hand as you watch price look away from you, and the others look concerned.
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when i want fluff/angst fics and all i’m getting is smut
the struggle is real
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I see my man in apron and I go uga buga
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art trade with @umi_1332 on twt! and happy birthday gojo❤️
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Tengan bonitas fiestas y cuidense mucho bai
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