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mudandholograms​:

“Join me for a nice scrub down? I found some of that wax that you always use on me. I’m terrified that ratchet is going to turn the corner and see me coughing up dust and order me to the medbay.” He hated when ratchet ‘detailed’ his systems. He never missed a micrometer. It made him squirm and only made the medic more inclined to fuss at him for every speck of dirt or mud that was produced.

He coughed again, this time turning away from mirage and his energon.

“A scrub down?“ He hums and haws, looking away as he obviously considers it, his cube danging from the fingertips on his left hand. Poor Hound is left waiting, hacking up dirt and sticks and whatever other Earth junk he’s gotten into.

Finally, he downs the last dregs of energon from his cub, squeezing it to dissipate it into nothingness. “I suppose I can help a good friend like you. The sacrifices I make—you’ll owe me one.“

If you look closely you can see hound half laying over a tabletop in the rec room. He could use an assist. @mudandholograms

Mirage stops beside the table, looking down at Hound quietly. He sips from his cube. Hmmm. He stands there for a looooong moment before gently poking him on the helm.

Taptaptap.

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“I think my recharge deficit caught up to me.”

His energon is dusty and there’s a leaf in it. Too bad he doesn’t care. The leaf gets flicked out of it and he swirls the cube before simply downing it. Ratchet could scold him later for it. And for the dust riddling his vents….

He needed a scrub down so bad…

“It’s rare to see you simply hanging around m'raj… Got any plans?”

“Oh, you poor thing.” Mirage doesn’t look all that sympathetic, sipping from his cube and watching Hound over the rim of his glass clearly amused optics. “I was just passing through and saw you so uncouthly thrown across the table, darling. But no, I’ve got nothing to do.”

If you look closely you can see hound half laying over a tabletop in the rec room. He could use an assist. @mudandholograms

Mirage stops beside the table, looking down at Hound quietly. He sips from his cube. Hmmm. He stands there for a looooong moment before gently poking him on the helm.

Taptaptap.

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Mirage leans away from the little cloud of dust and leaves, shielding his energon by raising it above his head. Once Hound seems finished he lowers it again to sip.

“Hello, Hound. Why are you recharging on the table?“

If you look closely you can see hound half laying over a tabletop in the rec room. He could use an assist. @mudandholograms

Mirage stops beside the table, looking down at Hound quietly. He sips from his cube. Hmmm. He stands there for a looooong moment before gently poking him on the helm.

Taptaptap.

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If you look closely you can see hound half laying over a tabletop in the rec room. He could use an assist. @mudandholograms

Mirage stops beside the table, looking down at Hound quietly. He sips from his cube. Hmmm. He stands there for a looooong moment before gently poking him on the helm.

Taptaptap.

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Oh, well, don’t mind him continuing to pet and maybe ruffle the ears. “Well, darling, I’m not going to tell you you’re ill-bred.“

"...When did we get a dog?" 〔 @notgitanes 〕

"Now that's just rude." He's amused however.

"Don't you recognize me? Same hound just a different shape." He's going to plop down at the others peds, laying his helm on them.

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“Oh! Hound?” Well that’s just weird! Mirage sinks down to sit on his knees, petpetting the literal hound that is Hound. “Did the Decepticons do this? At least you look to be a fine breed.“

"...When did we get a dog?" 〔 @notgitanes 〕

"Now that's just rude." He's amused however.

"Don't you recognize me? Same hound just a different shape." He's going to plop down at the others peds, laying his helm on them.

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For Shawn Hawkins (Mirage’s voice actor)

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I can pose, if need be.

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what if the Dinobots could ALL fly?

“Then they would be Dragonbots!“

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"Sunbathing?" Hound asks, sounding remarkably similar to the dogs from Up. (@breatheinthedust)

“Yes~ Up on the roof of the Ark.” Everyone loves Sunbathing, even Gears!

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daringherring replied to your post “Do you think Jazz would be mad if I went and sunbathed for a while?”

Mirage, baby, when do I ever bring work to a playdate?

I guess I’ll meet you on the roof of the Ark, then.

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Do you think Jazz would be mad if I went and sunbathed for a while?

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“You’d absolutely hate being a mail truck,” Hound agrees, “but I dunno. A golf cart could be fun - or maybe I’m thinking of something else.” He snaps his fingers. “ATVs, I’m thinking of ATVs. Golf carts… would be fun in the short-term, I guess, but I’d go crazy stuck on clipped grass like that eventually.”

Oh he would most definitely not enjoy being a small, crude little truck. Best not to even contemplate it. “Oh, I don’t know. If you were a golf cart you might see one of those large reptiles. Alligeeters?“

Hound chuckled a little. “Most golf courses don’t have alligators. They usually don’t have fish in their ponds either cause the golf balls would hit them. Maybe I’d see a couple ducks or some geese - a fox or a deer if I’m lucky.” He hums softly. “No, I really am happy with my alt mode as it is.”

“Oh.” Well, he wasn’t an expert on golf course habitats and the wildlife therein. “Well I’m happy too, it suits you. And—“ Because Mirage knew from experience, being so low-profile in his own vehicle mode. “You don’t have to worry about pebbles.“

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“You’d absolutely hate being a mail truck,” Hound agrees, “but I dunno. A golf cart could be fun - or maybe I’m thinking of something else.” He snaps his fingers. “ATVs, I’m thinking of ATVs. Golf carts… would be fun in the short-term, I guess, but I’d go crazy stuck on clipped grass like that eventually.”

Oh he would most definitely not enjoy being a small, crude little truck. Best not to even contemplate it. “Oh, I don’t know. If you were a golf cart you might see one of those large reptiles. Alligeeters?“

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That’s cute~

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Oh, Mirage does love flattery. “I wouldn’t settle for anything less! I’m just happy we were all given something suitable—could you imagine if I ended up a mail truck and you a, I don’t know, a golf cart?”

Tracks is basically that rich guy on Gilligan's Island. (@breatheinthedust)

“Well they’re both certainly insufferable enough.” Ah, yes, because no one else in this conversation could EVER be such a thing—no sir.