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Tonight on ‘This Totally Happened’!

I'm nearly crying

because I had this awesome password journal as a kid

but it was a bitch to open because you had to say the password the same way every time

so after a while I gave up on it and never tried to open it again

but today I was cleaning my room and found it

so I decided to open it, thinking that it contained old journal entries or drawings from when I was a kid

but I don’t know the password anymore and it didn’t even have any batteries

so I thought maybe unscrewing the back would open it

ha

haha

nope

so now I have to deal with all these wires and gears and shit and end up unscrewing more things and breaking some stuff too

finally I get in

and it’s fucking empty

but I notice the little compartment thingy and open it

there was a folded up piece of paper inside

and I can’t stop laughing because I worked so hard to get into the thing and past me is just like

“now fuck off”

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“Elsa! I know what having layers is like!”

An Undeniable Love ♡

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Might still do if she has a good personality.

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Truly terrifying.

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I-Is that last guy Obama?

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Wrestling: Come for the sweaty men, stay for the gifs.

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That’s because it is.

STOP

TRYING

TO TAKE ROSE QUARTZ

AWAY FROM FAT GIRLS

FAT GIRLS DO NOT GET POSITIVE REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA

81% OF 10 YEAR OLDS (you know, Steven Universe’s target audience) ARE AFRAID OF BEING FAT

THEY ARE LITERALLY AFRAID OF THEIR OWN BODIES BECAUSE OF HOW FAT PEOPLE ARE TREATED 

8 MILLION AMERICANS HAVE EATING DISORDERS AND 91% OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE GIRLS AGED 12-20

98% OF WOMEN HAVE SAID THEY’VE TRIED SOME SORT OF DIET BY THE TIME THEY’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL

LITTLE GIRLS NEED ROSE QUARTZ. They need this AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL, STRONG, CARING, FAT woman who no one ever ridicules or makes fun and everybody loves and respects! They need her way more than you do! They need to see their bodies as powerful and wonderful!

Why are you trying to take that away?

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Sounds like intranslated well enough.

I’m going to assume that this is something that didn’t translate well from the original Japanese.

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Original was better. Shots fired.

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*nervous sweat*

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America’s next leaders

WHO THE FUCK COMES UP WITH THESE THINGS

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Glad to see something good came out of this game.

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No. You pass boot camp or you get recycled and try again. If you’re completely incapable there will be consequences. They don’t just let any Randy with a 300lb gut pass and wear the uniform. Now, after boot camp some people do get chubby and out of shape but there are constant physical tests and if you don’t pass them when they come up you’re in trouble.  TL;DR No. You’re wrong.

Hits the nail on the head.

From Ranger Up.

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*cough* Oh, sorry guys.

Fitness goal - myself in highschool.

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Like, oh my god you pissbabies. STOP INSULTING OTHER PEOPLE AND SAYING HOW THEY FEEL IS IRRELEVANT.  You are all literally Adolf Stalin

Stop

Otherkin is not real. You are a human. Stop