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if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

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Quake kendo

Aid ignorant. Ident gong. Posits busier. Play augment. Apiary bent.

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please god i hope i wake up next to a cinnamon bun

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use the right pronouns for people even when they cant hear you

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all the posts that are like this

are basically a modernized form of this

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Bad directions

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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

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I procrastinate so much now that if I ever become a vampire I will literally put things off for centuries. 

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Asked for a scoop of vanilla, cold stone delivers

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aRE U KIDDING ME

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That southern United States feel when you’re trying to have a peaceful summer night but the cicadas, they scream,

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my kink is when everyone shuts the fuck up

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i feel like i’ve given birth to my first child

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does that bug band know they misspelled beetle or…?

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this is the worst site on the interent

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