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Heyyy how would the matsus react to quarentine?

Osomatsu:

• Slowly but surely losing his sanity

• At first he was like FUCK YEA NOW I DON’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING

• But soon enough it became too boring for even him to handle

• Tries to pick up exercising but i bet y’all know how it will end

• Makes SO MANY PLAYLISTS and names them through his moodswings like ’what i felt when i came into that sock for the last time’ i’m sorry

• Honestly jerks off like crazy so at least his other arm is getting ripped? Will surpass fappymatsu in a week

• Pranks

• Will get roasted and served for dinner by Ichi when he goes too far

• ”I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME YOU EMO BITCH-”

• ”You thought wrong.”

Karamatsu:

• He’s dealing with it better than expected honestly

• Spends a shit ton of time on the roof jamming with he, himself and his trusted guitar

• Or trying new stuff he didn’t before

• Basically the only sane one in the family during this

• Burns the kitchen down couple of times tho since he just ’simply must’ try new recipes

• Poisons Jyushimatsu by accident

• His fashion went from leather jackets and sunglasses to sweatpants and a dirty hoodie

• ”Have anyo- holy shit Karamatsu is that you?”

• ”Yes it is i, still walking like the baddest bitch in the planet” *grabs a cheeto from inside his hoodie*

Choromatsu:

• Stressed would be offensively belittling his feelings rn

• Dyes his hair again

• After getting destroyed yet again because of it he is T H I S close of getting a piercing

• But luckily our knight in shining armor Karamatsu is here and gently punches some sense into him

• Watches all the harry potters multiple times and sorts everyone into their hogwarts houses

• Tries to make everyone be healthy and stay in a somekind of good sleep schedule

• Fails miserably

• Focuses on reading more now that he has time and also streaming his favorite idols not so secretly

• ”That’s 50th time you’re watching that video don’t you think it’s becoming a problem?”

• ”I’ll offer you to black market if you interrupt my job again Todomatsu-”

Ichimatsu:

• Ngl he’s kinda enjoying this

• Doesn’t have to be social? Perfect. Doesn’t have to go out? Even more perfect.

• Makes his catfriends come to the backyard so he can still play with them and feed them

• Still...this doesn’t help with his fear of people. It will definitely get worse

• Will start sleeping when the others wake up

• Or sleeps the 24h straight there’s no between

• ”Yo Ichi are you sleeping?”

• ”No i’m practicing for my funeral-”

Jyushimatsu:

• Absolutely, without no doubt, losing his shit

• Y’all remember the episode where he was wrapped into a clothing ball and socked Ichimatsu in the face?

• Yea just like that

• Impulsively buys every fitness thingy thing there is online

• And uses them once and never again

• Usually spends his time trying to think of something productive to do like sit ups or sum-

• This man just can’t handle it if he can’t let out his extra energy somewhere

• Robbed a bank to get the money

• *charges yet again* ”OSOMATSUUUUUU-”

• ”WHY ALWAYS ME-” *screams*

Todomatsu:

• Is not enjoying

• Doesn’t want to spend time with his brothers more than it’s necessary and now he can’t even leave the house? He is suffering

• So basically he has dips on getting the groceries to even have A LITTLE BIT of time away from them

• Will start a fight if someone else tries to take the little freedom he has away

• Becomes a plant dad and you cannot convince me otherwise

• Mostly keeps to himself, trying not to get involved into the craziness

• Takes shit ton of selfies and aesthetic pictures and tries to make internet friends

• Because even though he would never admit it, he’s getting kinda lonely

• ”Whatchu doing Totty~?”

• ”Planning how to get rid of all of you with my plants.”

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I absolutely adore this fake screenshot i did while back with Jamie and Ichimatsu🌚

Just wanted to brag no other reason to share this

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Ah yes say hello to this edgelord supreme

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Headcanons for matsus in waterpark perhaps? <:

Not me giggling to myself while making these-

Osomatsu:

• Swims everywhere

• From the kiddie pool to the deepest ocean

• Rides all the scary rides with Jyushi

• Winks at his reflection

• ”Hey come here often?”

• Tries to crack jokes

• Is too scared to fall backwards

• Get’s tackled by Jyushi into the pool

• ”Okay now i’m gonna fall for real-”

• ”OSOMATSUUUUUU-” *charges*

• ”AAAAAHHH-”

Karamatsu:

• Wants to try all the slides

• Too scared to try all the slides

• Tries all the slides anyway

• Screams on said slides

• Wishes to get off

• Says it was nothing after

• ”aaaaAAAAaaaAaaaAaaAaAa- it wasn’t scary”

• Type to do dramatic poses under the waterfalls

• Water aerobics

• Flings people into the pool

Choromatsu:

• Tries most of the normal slides

• Grinning and giggling a lot

• Life guard role

• Probably playing with the water sprayers

• Can’t open his eyes underwater

• Tries to swim with Oso and Jyushi but they move faster so instead he floats

• Judges everyone with Todomatsu

• Tried to make a joke once and Totty drowned him

• ”What do you call a fish without eyes? A FSH, AAHAHAHA-” *gurling*

Ichimatsu:

• Refuses to get wet

• Will fight all who try to get him wet

• But Osomatsu’s not scared

• Will secure the help of all the brothers, sneak up on him and throw him overboard

• Lowkey loving it

• Likes to sit on the stairs of the pool

• And pretend he’s floating

• Would fall asleep on a floatie so check on him

• *from afar* ”Ichi you doing okay?”

• *Gurling*

• ”Kay, great!”

Jyushimatsu:

• Type to do belly flops into the pool

• You don’t even need to dare him

• He dares himself

• ”I’M THE GREATEST THERE EVER WAS-”

• Weird faces while wearing goggles

• Tries to sit at the bottom of the pool

• Screams underwater

• Rides through all rides at least twice

• Puts water in his mouth to spit at people

• Splashes Osomatsu everytime he tries to speak

• #Saveosomatsu

Todomatsu:

• Adores wading through the pool by himself

• but doesn’t still wanna get wet where’s the logic totty

• Probably chilling on a chair or something

• Sipping some iced tea

• Earbuds in

• Reading a book

• Evil bigbrothers will make him swim

• Screams at them when they do

• Type to slip and fall into the water when walking

• Floats with Choromatsu

• ”I hate my life”

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Edgelord supreme [WIP]

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Mmh i just saw a picture of Ichi with a vacuum and started to wonder how would cleaning day go in matsu household?

Lol i actually love the images i get in my head for this

Osomatsu:

• Sweeping/dusting duty

• You know with like a feather duster

• Uses it as a chance to relive some of the stuff

• Tells stories about everything

• Even this one fork he remembered throwing and it landed between the tv and the wall

• Get’s distracted a lot

• Bored

• Only motivated to sweep w/ someone else

• Might circle the house

• Pranks

• ”Osomatsu....did you just stack all the furniture”

• ”It’s a wonderful finesse”

• ”You took the fucking tv out of the wall-”

Karamatsu:

• Closet duty

• This man sucks at mantaining all his damn clutter

• Like he’s disorganized dude

• Precisely why he’s stuck with closet duty

• Once said he wants to throw away he doesn’t use

• Whines occasionally when he’s bored

• Ends up finding all his knick-knacks

• And an uneaten sandwich

• Contemplates eating said sandwich

• May just set it aside

• Where Jyushi will spot it

• And steal it

• ”What’s in this?? Is this mayo?? Or mustard?? Relish??”

• ”BROTHER NO-”

Choromatsu:

• Manager duty

• Yelling ball of bossiness

• 400% willing to fling someone out a window

• Doesn’t do much

• (When he gets pointed out, he denies it severely)

• ”Y’all ungrateful morons can at least make this place clean instead of sitting around snorting pringle powder like cavemen”

• ”I’m willing to starve against this shit”

• ”WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

• ”Nothing your majesty-”

Ichimatsu:

• Reparation duty

• Probably handling the small stuff they��ve been meaning to fix up

• Wearing construction belt

• Choromatsu insisted on strapping a hard hat onto his head

• Grumbling to himself

• Eating sandwiches

• Napped on a bench outside

• ”Shittymatsu if you so much as breathe on the table i just fixed i’ll turn your ears inside out to hear your own stupidity”

• ”Jeez okay brother i’ll just sit on this chair-”

• ”nO I JUST GLUED THA-well. It’s stuck to your ass now, that’s what you get for using only 12 of your IQ points, asshole”

Jyushimatsu:

• Yardwork duty

• One, cuz he has a change of getting the house on fire

• Two, cuz he likes nice days outside

• Rakes together leaves

• Encounters little animals

• And an exploring cat don’t tell ichi

• Somehow turned the cleaning into a day in the sun

• Lays in the grass

• Contemplates the meaning of life

• ”If i glue both my hands to my feet, i’ll just be a neverending circle of human”

• ”JYUSHI CAN YOU HELP ME WI- why are you laying on the ground?”

• ”Can’t talk, need superglue to test a theory”

Todomatsu:

• Laundry duty

• The king of clothing care

• Has piles and piles of separated colors/groups

• Almost threw Osomatsu to the river at some point

• Accidentally ofc

• Is swimming in a warm load of laundry after drying

• Found Ichimatsu napping at the bottom of one pile

• Delicate separating of clothes when folding

• Hyperfocused

• Do not bother him

• He may drown you in bleach

• ”Oh there’s my sweater-”

• ”DO NOT TOUCH WHITE SPECIMEN #42 I HAVE A FUCKING SYSTEM”

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Heyoo~ how about Matsubros on a roadtrip?

Lol i absolutely love your profile pic >_<

Osomatsu:

• Steals the aux a lot

• So he can put on some good shit from the 2000’s

• The only one who knows all the lyrics

• Gets it consfiscated

• He and Jyushimatsu are playing stupid games

• Something like whoever can catch the most flies orally while dancing through the window wins

• *chocking*

• *Jyushimatsu laughing* ”Did you catch any?”

• *muffled* ”Fourteen, try to beat that!”

• Blurry pics

• Falls asleep fast af

Karamatsu:

• Riding shotgun

• Probably trying to be level-headed and work out some kind of plan when they get to the destination

• But Choro is testing his patience

• Will put music on

• Gets the aux stolen by Osomatsu

• Wants to lowkey fight everyone

• But he’s calling upon his inner peace

• Fascinated with all the trees and animals passing

• Mistakes a horse for a cow

• Knows the answers to the games; banned because of it

Choromatsu:

• Designated driver

• Crack jokes in the front seat

• Even when everyone’s asleep

• Tends to scream at who’s in shotgun (aka Karamatsu) to feed him because he’s steering

• Throws you a bottle if you need to pee

• Probably playing punch buggy with Kara and socks him in the face each time

• ”Guys i spy with my little eye-”

• ”If i stab both eyes and render you blind will we still have to play the game?”

• ”That’s mean Ichimatsu i will leave you for bears at the next stop”

Ichimatsu:

• Irritable af the whole time

• Hates everything and everyone

• Usually keeps quiet earbuds in, napping

• If you bother him, he’ll probably throw you out of the moving vehicle

• Can be cranky

• Don’t get me wrong he loves his brothers

• But he’ll knife a bitch if you fuck with him

• *Osomatsu & Jyushimatsu screaming about something*

• ”If both of you don’t shut up i’ll stab a stick through the both of you and call you lamb skewers-”

• RBF in every photo you take of him

Jyushimatsu:

• Probably has half of his body out of the window at least 70% of the time

• Impossible to wake up, you’ll have to carry his body to the hood and have Choro honk the car

• Occasionally participates in games

• When everyone’s sleeping he’s awake taking derp pics of them by using tottys phones or drawing mustaches on them

• If Oso puts his type of music on you can be sure there’s gonna be some stationary booty popping

• Gets freaked out when Choro jokingly says y’all are running low on gas on middle of nowhere

• ” Very funny ha ha ha just wait till this stops moving and we’ll have to fight a bear to get home-”

Todomatsu:

• Probably the only one Ichimatsu tolerates

• Mostly on his phone and napping, minding his own damn business

• Takes pics of the scenery

• Records videos of him and the brothers

• For blackmail purposes

• Likes to play guessing games but doesn’t participate in the active games

• Tries to trick Osomatsu multiple times

• Map reader/location caller

• Can spot restaurants five miles away

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Hello! How would the matsus react to their extremely affectionate crush (who haven’t met or don’t know of his brothers) greeting with the biggest hug and cuddles to the wrong bro by mistake?

Ooohhh this is interesting~

Osomatsu:

• Visible confusion

• Honestly just laughs as he sees his crush hugging poor Ichimatsu who’s dying from the sudden human contact

• Doesn’t really get affected by it because 1) he knows Ichi is dying and 2) He kinda figured his crush thought it was him since they screamed his name before tackling ichi

• Does feel a bit a lot jealous because he can’t get all touchy so he will whine about it later demanding cuddles

• ”This seems unnecessarily unfair s/o i think you owe me some hugs-”

Karamatsu:

• Wait what are they doing tackling Jyushimatsu into a hug?

• Gasps in horror and starts a dramatic monologue in his mind

• What are they doing? Why would they do this? Conspicary theories

• Makes a dramatic entrance as the crush realizes it’s not actually Kara they’re hugging and freaks out

• Will get teary eyed when they apologize for him as he closed them into a bone crushing hug

• ”And so i faced a misunderstood betrayal on that fateful day-”

Choromatsu:

• Honestly would just be beyond confused when he sees his crush hugging osomatsu

• Then pure disgust

• Is more offended by the fact that it was osomatsu than the fact that the crush hugged someone else than him

• ”How did you possibly thought i was this big bag of dicks?-”

• Just let him rant about Osomatsu and he’ll soon forget anything even happened

• Will be more needy after this tho and more snarky towards Oso

Ichimatsu:

• You can physically see his soul leave his body when he sees his crush tackling Karamatsu into a hug

• Y’all know how he has that dark aura right? Well it just got hella bigger

• Will not hesitate to murder his brother

• Fr tho he’s already insecure enough and now he thinks that his crush doesn’t care about him enough to even regonize him?

• ”Huh....figured the burning pile of carbage like me wouldn’t be good enough.”

• Please give him kisses and cuddles like crazy after this he needs them also please stop him from murdering kara

Jyushimatsu:

• Probably doesn’t even realize what’s happening at first as his crush hugged Todomatsu

• ”Eh s/o-chan you know Totty?”

• After his crush realize that he is, in fact, not jyushimatsu they pretty much jump to the next city panicking from the bottom of their heart

• Visible confusion pt2

• They apologize from Jyushi million times panicking until he starts laughing and closes them into a hug instead, twirling them around like nothing ever happened

• Will forget this ever happened in a hot minute honestly

Todomatsu:

• A N N O Y E D

• How dare they hug someone like choromatsu by accident

• Will act like he has no idea who Choro is and declares him dead to him

• After he gets over this big shock of an incident he will tease his crush to the point that he gets kicked

• He will require some spoiling to make him forgive them tho

• ”Hmm s/o? Why are you hugging that stranger?”

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So Karamatsu is ready-

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Hi!! Let me be the first ask then~

How about what if matsu bros went to skate with their s/o? How would that play out? :3

Omg hey!! ^^

Sure i’ll do my best lol

Osomatsu:

• Doesn’t mind going skating for a while but he’s just not too into it

• Mostly because his s/o will wear a lot of clothes

• Is good at skating but will act like he can’t skate so he can get handy with his s/o

• Skates behind them to tickle his s/o from the sides when they aren’t looking but then he gets socked into the face by said s/o

• ”s/o-channnn my hands are cold can i put them under your sweater?”

Karamatsu:

• Shows up in a whole ass figure skating costume and a rose on his mouth

• Is actually really talented at skating?

• Makes it his mission to make the date as romantic as possible

• Wants to skate holding hands of course and makes his s/o learn a figure skating routine and they fail at it miserably

• ”Darling look at me!! This is for you my dove~”

Choromatsu:

• Is actually quite excited to go skating with his s/o

• He’s not really good at skating but he tries his best

• And also being bad at skating gives him an excuse to touch his s/o’s hands as they teach him

• Makes them get hot chocolate after skating because his s/o deserves to be treated good

• ”Don’t let go of me, i’m not ready to get floored yet.”

Ichimatsu:

• Fine i’ll do it but i’m gonna complain the whole time

• Surprisingly enough he’s actually quite average at skating but he’s lazy and doesn’t wanna do it

• But he could never say no to his precious s/o

• Has a permanent blush on his cheeks because his s/o wants to hold hands while they skate

• ”I feel like going to feed the cats would have been better but i guess this works too.”

Jyushimatsu:

• He probably dragged his s/o to the ice rink even before they finished their sentence

• He’s so excited to go on a skating date with them

• Speeds around he ice rink like a maniac while his s/o laughs

• Jyushi is actually really good at skating, but he couldn’t brace to save his life

• Tries to body slam his s/o on purpose

• ”We definitely need to do this again s/o~”

• ”You rammed into the wall twice i think we should go to different dates from now on”

Todomatsu:

• At first when his s/o suggested going to the ice rink his face twisted into a pure face of disgust

• He did in fact, not wanted to go freeze his butt off outside

• But seeing his s/o’s pleading eyes made him sigh and say yes. Honestly he could get nice pictures in there too of the two of them

• He’s really wobbly and honestly scared for his dear virgin life

• ”It’s not logically possible to even stand on these things this is not fun- *sees s/o skating next to him with an ease* you did that on purpose didn’t you?”

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I’m gonna do it anyway bc i’m trash and cannot contain myself thank you very much-

Matsu brothers in a horror movie (cabin in the woods style pretty much):

Osomatsu:

• Last one to die because he was around Jyushimatsu most of the time

• After they found Todomatsu he started bragging about how he would save them all

• Surprisingly enough he avoids most of the traps and misses the killer by inches

• Tries to fist fight the killer

• Gets himself killed because he’s so stupid? Like who would fist fight a killer oml

• ”Come at me bro i’m not scared of y-”

Karamatsu:

• Second one to die because the killer got annoyed

• The macho who tries to save everyone is actually just trying to save himself

• Tries to win the killer over by singing him an emotional song

• If and when it doesn’t work he starts running away while yelling at the killer until he trips on todomatsus body whoops

• ”Young man don’t you know that murder is wrong-”

Choromatsu:

• Third one to die and there goes the only hope for survival

• The only logical one who would probably get them all saved but the smart ones always die

• Finds all the clues and is so close yet so far from surviving

• ”Isn’t it kinda weird that there’s footprints on the snow even though this cabin shouldn’t have been used since last summer?”

• Gets himself killed because he tried to save Jyushimatsu

Ichimatsu:

• Fourth one to die because the killer found him snoring somewhere

• Doesn’t believe there’s even a killer in the first place

• He would probably be able to survive otherwise but he’s so damn stubborn

• Even if he saw the killer he probably wouldn’t care because trash like him don’t deserve to survive anyway

• ”So you’re telling me there’s a guy in a hockey mask following you guys? Yea no i can’t do this today wake me up when your weird roleplay is over idgaf-”

Jyushimatsu:

• The one who survives by pure luck

• Like he would just leave the room as the killer enters

• Or stumbles upon the hidden rooms and the clues, accidentally hiding from the killer

• Nearly misses all the traps the killer set up to the point where the killer is just planning to put on a bomb on the cabin

• ”Wait the hockey mask guy was the killer? I TRIED TO HUG HIM-”

Todomatsu:

• The first one to die i’ll tell you rn

• He’s already paranoid enough to go to cabin in the first place and thinks the whole thing is shady af

• Screams at everything

• In this situation he’s like a big ass magnet

• Don’t follow him you’ll die too

• ”No! I’m packing my stuff right now this place is NOT IT-”

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Okay like i just made this account and i’m scared af and i have so many headcanons for matsu bros but idk if any of y’all are interested in reading them?

I’m not new in the headcanons and imagines section either since i have other accounts for different fandoms (they’re a secret mwaha)

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Karamatsu is the main serotonin i’m getting now