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Me, waking up at 3 a.m. in cold sweats: Resident Evil/Harry Potter Crossover but Rose's Patronus is Ethan.

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Not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (terminally codependent)

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I know that the actual game lasts far more than 2 hours. But since I'd already watched a full run then, I decided to watch only a Connor-centric one for the machine ending.

And yes! Isn't D:BH's graphic just so realistic? I also thought it was a movie for a long time before watching it out myself.

Me, seeing RK900's LED turn yellow at the end of the Machine Ending: Deviant? 👀

EDIT: I was wrong. There was no yellow LED. Apparently watching a 2-hour playthrough at 3 a.m in the morning has that effect. Who knew?

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I thought I saw a yellow LED in the scene where RK900 is introduced and Connor walks away, but apparently, I was wrong. It would have been such a neat little detail, too...

Me, seeing RK900's LED turn yellow at the end of the Machine Ending: Deviant? 👀

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Me, seeing RK900's LED turn yellow at the end of the Machine Ending: Deviant? 👀

EDIT: I was wrong. There was no yellow LED. Apparently watching a 2-hour playthrough at 3 a.m in the morning has that effect. Who knew?

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The slaughter's on

I'd love to see you come undone

Unsatisfied, until I've

got you flayed alive

So grab a plate, have a taste!

这口味让我陶醉 (Zhekouweirangwotaozui)

I'm still preying on a butcher's vein

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:'D

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Terraria Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: No Romantic Relationship(s) Characters: Original Non-Binary Character, Arms Dealer (Terraria), Demolitionist (Terraria), Nurse (Terraria), Mechanic (Terraria), Guide (Terraria), Wall of Flesh (Terraria) Additional Tags: Blood and Gore, Light Angst, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Guide is the Wall of Flesh (Terraria), mechanic is a little gremlin, but so is guide, only one of them can and will cannibalize you, deene is just so tired with this shit, an au where moon lord wins, and guide may or may not be the past heroes' friends, before he gets tired of seeing them die over and over and over Summary:

In a world where Cthulhu wins, the fate of Terraria rests on the shoulders of a small, insignificant human. But the ancient God's army is closing in, and their only way of escaping is through the very bowels of the earth.

In the end, when all else is lost, hope will be your final weapon.

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Just spent 6 hours straight playing Terraria with a friend.

My hands are shaking, my shoulders hurt, my head is trying to kill me, and I've forgotten to eat lunch so my stomach is being a bitch right now.

10/10, will definitely do it again.

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I am crazy about the many ways we can interpret the Hero and the Guide's relationship?

What do you mean the Hero is his purpose? His reason to exist? His destiny? The knife he is sharpening to drive through his own heart?

What do you mean the Guide is their first companion? Someone who has seen them at their lowest and still chooses to stay every single time? Someone who they can always count to show them the right way?

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My own version of the Guide!

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My Terraria experience, a tale told in doodles (part 2) (with actual character design!)

For those who are curious, the cut-off part says "They say I should fight Mommy of Light Empress of Light daylight..."

... Yes, I was a little arrogant back then.

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My Terraria exprience, a tale told in doodles

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My Terraria exprience, a tale told in doodles

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Doodles of my many Guide AUs

From left to right, his name is Andrew, Kyle, Ryan, and Cody, from AU "a study about rebirth", "the tragedy we call fate", "the price of divinity", and "once upon a distant life" respectively.

(Yes, all of my AU's names are long. Sue me.)

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Chapters: 4/? Fandom: Terraria Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Guide (Terraria) & Player, Dryad & Guide (Terraria), Arms Dealer/Nurse (Terraria), Is there an enemies tag??, Arms Dealer & Guide (Terraria) Characters: Guide (Terraria), Dryad (Terraria), Player Character (Terraria), Arms Dealer (Terraria), Nurse (Terraria) Additional Tags: Get ready for this folks it's going to be a long one, The townspeople find out the Guide is the Wall of Flesh and this is the aftermath, The player defeats him and he comes back Different, Guide-centric, Nonbinary Player Character, Fair folk wheeler-dealering, Guide feels, Angst with a Happy Ending, Unrequited Love, Slow Burn, Unhealthy Relationships, Bi Arms Dealer, Why yes that ~will~ be relevant, Ft. Art, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Did I milk the apple metaphor here?, Excessive Use of Symbolism, no really. truly excessive, you were warned Summary:

The Dryad’s face scrunched up.

“No, it’s different with uniforms. Are you the Wall of Flesh?”

He paused, turning the question over in his mind. He knew she knew he was. She knew everything about Terraria; it was why they got along so well… So there must have been some ulterior motive behind it. Some sort of conclusion she was pushing him towards.

“Of course. But I’m also the Guide.”