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Jason: l I woke up on a school bus with amnesia and this beautiful girl

Percy: I woke up in the middle of nowhere surrounded by monsters

Hera really hates Percy

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You guys know how books have crazy plot twists. Well, if Leo made a book, it ain’t going to end well.

Leo: Annabethhhhhhhhhhhhh

Annabeth: what?

Leo: can you read these books I made??

(Annabeth genuinely confused on why Leo would make books)

Annabeth: uh sure Leo.

(Annabeth reads it)

Annabeth: WHY DOES THE SAME BOOK HAVE 20 DIFFERENT ENDINGS?

Leo: well, I’m putting each ending by rarity and watch the fans squabble over who’s right and who’s wrong about the ending. THEN, I’ll tell them that there was an extra ending they missed and watch them try to find it. 🥰🥰

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In KOTLC, they say bronte is extremely old but we never do find out how old he is exactly. I picture The Wise Old Elf from Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom when I think of him

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I’ve seen people post Percy against Katara or Linh against Percy. I’ve never seen all three.

So who’s winning in a fight?

Percy, Linh, or Katara??

yeahhhhh Zuko, Marella, and Leo are on jobs so these three don’t get hypothermia and Percy won’t be a Percy flavored popsicle

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I’m just wondering, will Percy and Annabeth kids even make it to sixteen. PERCY + ANNABETH is made for disaster when monsters are local

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LISTEN UP PEOPLE. We’re probably all expecting to see Percy fight some random things, a young version of Nico before he was basically traumatized to be emo, and the underwater kiss where all the fans are going to be freaking out about in the pjo tv series. BUT NO. I’ve seen enough fan art in one life to basically picture the underwater kiss. THE ONE THING THAT LITERALLY NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IS THIS

Percy: hey blackjack

Blackjack: wsp boss man

The rest of the pjo characters: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO

I’m excited for not just the talking horses, THE TALKING FIRE HORSES

Fire horses: hmmmmmm son of the sea goddddddd. Seems good to eat

Creds for the idea: @serendipitouslyyyyyy

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Ya’ll know that Walker is around 15-16ish. So I’m wondering, IS HE GOING TO HAVE A MASSIVE VOICE CHANGE?? I mean, we’ve heard season one Walker who was a literally pipsqueak so is this Walker going to have the deep voice we thought Percy would get in the Last Olympian??????? HOW HARD IS HIS PUBERTY GOING TO HIT??? I’m having second thoughts about life now.

HELPPPP I JUST WATCHED THE TRAILER FOR SEASON 2. HIS PUBERTY HIT HIM HARDER THAN IMAGINABLE. MR. SQUEAKY VOICE AINT THERE NO MORE

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VALGRACE WILL BE A CANON IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. YOU MAKE THE BOOKS WE MAKE THE CRAZY SHIPS THAT ARE WEIRD. ITS CALLED LIFE SO DEAL WITH THE FANDOM

Guys ValGrace is NOT cannon!!!

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MAGGIE SMITH YOU WILL FOREVER BE REMEMBERED AS THE GREAT PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL WHO LED ALL OF THE STUDENTS INTO BATTLE SO BRAVELY

WE’RE SO SAD THAT YOU HAD TO GO BUT YOU’LL AT LEAST BE WITH DUMBLEDORE AND SNAPE NOW

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Percy meeting Nico in New Rome be like…

Percy: hey you look familiar. Have I seen you before?

Nico: No

(looks at each other intensely)

Percy thinking: hmmmmmmmmmmm he really looks familiar. Meh he’s just another demigod

Nico thinking: my life is over. Percy Jackson is here and I don’t want my past to repeat

Hazel thinking: OH SHI-

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✨Percy in HISTORY class✨

Teacher: Ok guys we’re going to be learning about Greek mythology this semester.

Percy: Phfttttt. I know Greek mythology so well

Teacher: Prove it.

Percy: I don’t have to. I’ve lived it

(Trauma from god knows where comes back)

(Percy starts naming every event from Greek mythology and Nico pops out of nowhere)

Nico: PERCY. Trauma with the gods is also my thing too. Lemme name then as well.

(The whole class just staring at Nico not knowing what’s going on.)

( THE ONE PERCY JACKSON FAN IN THE BACK)

Pjo fan: THEY’RE REAL I KNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN. SO LONG THERAPY.

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GUESS WHO’S IN LONDON? ✨mEeEeEeEe✨

And… it’s also my birthday today!

Ofc, I went to a bookstore (haha bookworm me) and got myself a few books which included a sequel to Skander and the Unicorn Thief (Skander and the Chaos Trials) and Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea. Would’ve gotten Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde but they didn’t have the version I wanted. Honestly, there are plenty of bookstores in London so maybe I’ll find it tmrw. Also, I’m running out of books to read that are meant 7-10th graders so I need some suggestions. I will be posting again tomorrow for the PJO side of my account.

Till tomorrow - Lece

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Leo: Hey Nico! There’s this song called Cupid and it just released. I was told it sounded awesome. Listen to this!

(The person that told Leo about the whole thing was Percy…)

Nico: Uh, sure?

🎶 I gave a second chance to Cupid 🎶

🎶 But now I'm left here feelin' stupid 🎶

🎶 Oh, the way he makes me feel that love isn't real 🎶

🎶 Cupid is so dumb 🎶

Nico: LEO WHO SET YOU UP TO THIS

(Leo trying to run for his life)

Nico: OH NO YOU DON’T

(Shadow travels Leo to a sinking ship)

Leo: ✨pErCy✨ HELPPPPPPP

Nico: OH DON’T EVEN TRY LEO BC HE’S NEXT

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PERCY.

ITS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT TIMES OF THE YEAR.

NOW PERCY, GO BE HUNTED DOWN BY THE POLICE AND THE MILITARY

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You know how all parents use the phrase “If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?” Sally to Percy convos must be like …

Sally: Percy, no, you’re not going to break into someone’s home with Leo.

Sally: Think about it Percy. If Annabeth jumped off a cliff would you?

Percy:

Percy: Hehe funny sto—

Sally: PERCY WHAT DID YOU DO

(Paul’s just trying to avoid the entire conversation)

(Nico shadow traveling to rescue Percy from Sally)

(Annabeth’s still at the Jackson’s apartment…)

Annabeth:

Sally: ANNABETH GET OVER HERE

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You know how all parents use the phrase “If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?” Sally to Percy convos must be like …

Sally: Percy, no, you’re not going to break into someone’s home with Leo.

Sally: Think about it Percy. If Annabeth jumped off a cliff would you?

Percy:

Percy: Hehe funny sto—

Sally: PERCY WHAT DID YOU DO

(Paul’s just trying to avoid the entire conversation)

(Nico shadow traveling to rescue Percy from Sally)

(Annabeth’s still at the Jackson’s apartment…)

Annabeth:

Sally: ANNABETH GET OVER HERE