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Haha I hv 15 and yes, I do have a mix of friends and traitors. ILL SEE U IN HELL KIDDOS

Tag game!

500th post so why not start a tag game :D

Your battery percentage is the number of friends you have. How popular are you?

1-10 ok woah go charge your phone

you don’t have many friends because you’re too cool for most people :D

11-25 why have you been on your phone this long go outside

you have a good mix of friends and bitches. Respect.

26-50 your fine for a day or so

you are probably in 3+ friend groups but only in 2 group chats

51-75 congratulations on not forgetting to charge your phone last night

Woah there. Slow down on the friends- your phone might break from all the numbers you text. Good luck- you’re going to need it.

76-99 …wow! Someone who actually charges their phone- rare :3

you don’t know the names of all your friends and make 3 more everywhere you go.

100 you are a living god.

Wow- didn’t know this was possible. Round of applause to the amazing Dee Ity! (What a strange name)

npt:

@cuethesolareclipse13 @happilynerdyzombie @dayz72 @wisegirl42 @koryphaea

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Haha what if we got a blond Nico for the pjo tv series—

The fandom: NO. WE DO NOT ACCEPT YOUR OFFER. YOUR REQUEST TO TURN OUR BELOVED ITALIAN WALL LIZARD INTO A SUNSHINE MAN IS DENIED

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Technically, if Chiron calls Percy and the other demigods his kids, he not wrong. Kronos has some kids which are Chiron and the gods. Then, Percy is born. So that would make Chiron an uncle. It took me 3 years to figure it out-

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Normal demigods on a quest:

Okay guys it’s been a few days and we’ve completed the quest.

Percy, Annabeth, Grover:

Blow up a bus

Gets sidetracked

Eat burgers

Almost gets killed

Sleep in the woods

Meets a pink poodle

Travel

Visit the St. Louis Arch

Almost gets killed

Almost falls to death

Almost drowns to death

Meets a God

Eats cheeseburgers

Visits a water park

Almost gets killed

Steals merchandise

Ride with a zebra

Plays arcade games

Spend five days in a hotel

Take a taxi

Spend lotus money

Walk around

Watch smelly Gabe on television

Go to a waterbed store

Almost gets killed

Walks to the underworld

Say you drowned in a bath tub

Get in a boat ride

Walk past the river styx

Trick Cerberus

Play fetch

Go through hell’s security

Almost gets killed

Pass through security ghouls

Watch visible torture

See the furies

Walk some more

Almost get captured in hell

Walk past gardens

See hades’s Palace

Find out the truth

Talk to hades

(Is it finished? NOPE)

ALMOST GETS KILLED BY A SCORPION

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Who will win

Kronos: the strongest titan and the father to the gods

Percy: dyslexic 16 year old boy with ADHD and a pen

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Wait, if someone consumed sea water, wouldn’t Percy be able to control them-

Percy as waiter: here is your lovely sea- I mean tap water sir

Octavian: why thank you very sketchy looking server-

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Percy: waitttttt how did you know I was the son of Poseidon?

(Also percy)

Percy: I like BLUE food

Percy: I like the BEACH

Percy: I blew up the toilet with WATER on my first day at camp

Percy: I HEAL when water touches me

Percy: I have the most dazzling SEA green eyes

Percy: I made a fountain grab my bully

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Percy ‘I can only remember my beautiful and amazing girlfriend at camp Jupiter’ Jackson : have we met

Nico ‘professional gaslighter’ di Angelo : uh totally not. Nope never seen you until today

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I can clearly imagine Paul’s relatives being so nice and friendly while in Percy’s family tree, we have an angry Zeus who will obliterate Percy if he even THINKS on going airborne

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Jason: l I woke up on a school bus with amnesia and this beautiful girl

Percy: I woke up in the middle of nowhere surrounded by monsters

Hera really hates Percy

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You guys know how books have crazy plot twists. Well, if Leo made a book, it ain’t going to end well.

Leo: Annabethhhhhhhhhhhhh

Annabeth: what?

Leo: can you read these books I made??

(Annabeth genuinely confused on why Leo would make books)

Annabeth: uh sure Leo.

(Annabeth reads it)

Annabeth: WHY DOES THE SAME BOOK HAVE 20 DIFFERENT ENDINGS?

Leo: well, I’m putting each ending by rarity and watch the fans squabble over who’s right and who’s wrong about the ending. THEN, I’ll tell them that there was an extra ending they missed and watch them try to find it. 🥰🥰

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In KOTLC, they say bronte is extremely old but we never do find out how old he is exactly. I picture The Wise Old Elf from Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom when I think of him

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I’ve seen people post Percy against Katara or Linh against Percy. I’ve never seen all three.

So who’s winning in a fight?

Percy, Linh, or Katara??

yeahhhhh Zuko, Marella, and Leo are on jobs so these three don’t get hypothermia and Percy won’t be a Percy flavored popsicle

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I’m just wondering, will Percy and Annabeth kids even make it to sixteen. PERCY + ANNABETH is made for disaster when monsters are local

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LISTEN UP PEOPLE. We’re probably all expecting to see Percy fight some random things, a young version of Nico before he was basically traumatized to be emo, and the underwater kiss where all the fans are going to be freaking out about in the pjo tv series. BUT NO. I’ve seen enough fan art in one life to basically picture the underwater kiss. THE ONE THING THAT LITERALLY NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IS THIS

Percy: hey blackjack

Blackjack: wsp boss man

The rest of the pjo characters: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO

I’m excited for not just the talking horses, THE TALKING FIRE HORSES

Fire horses: hmmmmmm son of the sea goddddddd. Seems good to eat

Creds for the idea: @serendipitouslyyyyyy

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Ya’ll know that Walker is around 15-16ish. So I’m wondering, IS HE GOING TO HAVE A MASSIVE VOICE CHANGE?? I mean, we’ve heard season one Walker who was a literally pipsqueak so is this Walker going to have the deep voice we thought Percy would get in the Last Olympian??????? HOW HARD IS HIS PUBERTY GOING TO HIT??? I’m having second thoughts about life now.

HELPPPP I JUST WATCHED THE TRAILER FOR SEASON 2. HIS PUBERTY HIT HIM HARDER THAN IMAGINABLE. MR. SQUEAKY VOICE AINT THERE NO MORE

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VALGRACE WILL BE A CANON IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. YOU MAKE THE BOOKS WE MAKE THE CRAZY SHIPS THAT ARE WEIRD. ITS CALLED LIFE SO DEAL WITH THE FANDOM

Guys ValGrace is NOT cannon!!!