nishitanispiercedearlobe
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Blog contains mostly horny thoughts about fictional characters. A sprinkle of writing blurbs here and there. šø18+ (ļ½”āāæāļ½”)šø
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not to be dramatic but i need a monster cock inside of me yesterday or iām going to die
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can we please get the first saints row remastered. i need to see dex in HD. my manās drip was unmatched.
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do you think the saints/ultor media division makes p0rn. do you think they shoot it in the penthouse and people in the comments are like wait lmao this is the same apartment from keeping up with the saints.
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blurb | this isnāt very good, but i wanted to write something for him. i miss him so much
18+, gn!reader
āNo te preocupes.ā Carlos reassures, heatedly pressing his front against your back. āBoss wonāt be back for another few hours.ā
It was a bit uncharacteristic to see him so bold and daring. He was always the opposite. But with the flushing on his face and the obvious need in his touches, maybe it wasnāt so out of character.
āI just donāt want you to get in trouble.ā You mumble in vain. Your back arches, rubbing your ass against his clothed hard on. It induces a soft whine from his lips and he responds by grinding back, arms wrapping around your torso and arms.
His hold tightens with every grind and to hide his lust, he buries his face into the crook of your neck. Short, breathy moans escape both your lips. The need for more was prevented by a few, thin layers of fabric.
āB-baby, Iām going to cum in my pants if you keep doing that..ā he groans pathetically, but his hips donāt stop and you donāt respond. You simply push back, mouth agape and face a deep shade of red. Thereās a sound of faraway footsteps that are ever so slowly becoming louder. It only encourages you both to speed up your piteous humping until thereās an obvious wet patch soaking both of your clothes. Itās not the most satisfying orgasm, but it would have to do for now.
#carlos mendoza#saints row#carlos mendoza x reader#saints row x reader#carlos mendoza smut#saints row smut#mention of sr boss#smut#dead fandom
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carlos mendoza, my beloved
#I refuse to forget him#YOULL HAVE TO PRY HIM FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS#sr#saints row#carlos mendoza#random
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at some point i need to make a properly constructed pinned post with the fandoms im involved in/write for. but for the time being iāll make this quick post with tags. feel free to send me dirty asks if you just wanna chat or have a request. itās not a guarantee that Iāll process your request, but Iām open to them as long as itās something I think i can complete. i just write for funsies.
also, i really only write smut. thereās very little smut stuff I wonāt write. but ill make that list eventually. in the mean time, if youāve got some dark shit on ya mind send it over. idgaf.
i only do canon x reader (f!reader and gn!reader are what im most comfortable with, but willing to give other reader types a try)
this is a pretty lazy post so if you want clarification just ask. and if thereās a fandom in the tags you donāt see, doesnāt necessarily mean I donāt write for it. likely forgot to include it, so again: just ask .
#saints row#yakuza#rgg#what we do in the shadows#spider man across the spider verse#spider man into the spider verse#marvel#horror#call of duty#kisame hoshigaki#kakuzu#I literally donāt care for Naruto as a whole. just these two bozos#minors dni#smut requests#writing requests#fanfiction requests#all fandoms not tagged#cod#x reader requests#resident evil x reader#resident evil#yakuza x reader#rgg x reader#what we do in the shadows x reader#marvel x reader#call of duty x reader#cod x reader#horror x reader#mortal kombat#mortal kombat x reader
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lmao almost forgot to post this on here:
so i got a pair of nipple clamps and they come with a bell!!! theyāre so cute and so much fun. like, im horny but im also giddy bc of how fun they are š
so anyways hereās a vid of me being dumb:
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holy shit i become cock drunk so easily
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blurb | chris, please treat me like shit
18+, gn!reader
Chrisās calloused hand gripped tightly at your jaw, fingers digging deep into each cheek. The motion forces your mouth open, tongue rolling out like some pathetic dog. He examines you for a brief moment, relishing your obedience. His lips purse and with a quick pft, spits directly into your mouth.
āFucking swallow it.ā
Eagerly you do, eyes shining in delight. A big, dumb smile crosses your lips as you patiently await his response. If you had a tail, it would probably be wagging. You were being so good for him.
Thereās a smirk on his lips, but itās gone from your line of sight when he smacks you across the face. His movements are quick and skillful as the same hand that had just struck you now finds its way behind your neck, pulling you into a sloppy tongue swap.
āSuch a good little bitch.ā
#chris redfield#chris redfield x you#chris redfield x reader#chris redfield x y/n#chris redfield smut#resident evil x reader#resident evil x you#resident evil smut#smut#resident evil
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these doctors sure werenāt lying when they said that your 20s are your most fertile years. jfc im humping my damn pillow from how hot i am rn. made the mistake of trying to distract myself by going on tumblr, but now i just wanna get absolutely railed and slutted out by all of task force 141.
#tho(ugh)ts#nsfw#task force 141#cod#cod mw2#gaz cod#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#captain price#john price
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blurb | the vision came to me while I was fucking myself
18+, f!reader.
When Peter aired his insecurities to his friends, he had done so in confidence. Lately he had been feeling a bit jealous, and maybe even a bit of low self esteem when he explained that his girlfriend had been looking at others. Though he didnāt intend to, there was an implication of distrust. Bringing to question her loyalty. His friends simply reassured him, telling him that he was being paranoid.
So when Peter came home to his girlfriend laid across the coffee table on her back with Miguel situated happily in between her legs and Noir right at her face with his cock stuffed down her throat, his worries had been instantly confirmed.
Miguel immediately notices him, his thrusts unrelenting.
āAl fin llegas, hermano.ā Thereās an almost smug smile to his tone. A smirk on his lips. āWe were thinking about what you said about her. Thought maybe weād check it out and look out for you.ā
Peter is deathly silent, listening as his girlfriend releases filthy wanton noises. Eyes laser focused on the drool slipping at the sides of her mouth as she skillfully sucks away at the cock fucking her mouth. He then runs his eyes down her form, taking in her arched back and her soaked inner thighs from previous climaxes.
āThink you were right. Sheās definitely looking at other people.ā
Noir hasnāt even bothered to acknowledge Peter. Itās obvious heās too busy indulging in the warm, wet hole giving him pleasure. His hands run down to her breasts, roughly groping at them and pinching and pulling at the nipples.
Peter should be mad, he subconsciously tells himself. Furious that his girlfriend turned out to be such a cheating slut. That his supposed friends had been nothing but a pair of snakes that went right under his nose to get to her. But, all those intense feelings had converted into something more humiliating. And the uncomfortable tightening in between his legs made that very known.
#spiderman atsv#atsv smut#spider noir x reader#spider noir x reader smut#spider noir smut#spider noir x you#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman noir smut#peter b parker#peter b parker x reader#peter b parker x y/n#peter b parker x you#miguel o'hara#miguel oāhara x y/n#miguel oāhara x reader#miguel oāhara x you#miguel oāhara smut#peter b parker smut
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blurb | im such a fucking sub, but sheesh. the shit I wouldnāt do to this cute, innocent man š®āšØ
18+, gn!reader
Nishidaās hands courageously, yet shaking found themselves gently squeezing at the shoulders of the individual situated comfortably between his legs. This prompted them to pull away with a noisy āpopā allowing Nishidaās member to bounce back and slap against his lower abdomen.
āWhatās wrong, Nishida?ā
āI-ā Although he had a plethora of thoughts going through his mind throughout the duration of their carnal activities, he found that he was unable to verbally express them how he wished. ā(Y-Y/N), we shouldnāt be doing this..ā
They tilted their head cutely to the side, sporting a faux confused expression. āWhatādāya mean, Nishida?ā
āWell, um, yāknow for starters- ā His eyes looked anywhere but their face, afraid that direct eye contact would give them the upper hand. Unfortunately for Nishida, he would find that they would find other methods to do so. ā-someone could walk in on us.ā
(Y/N) hummed, pushing for him to continue. As he did so, they laid velvety kisses against his clothed inner thighs, earning a small hiss in between his weak reasoning. They continue their actions, absentmindedly listening to his words as they slowly become nothing more than slurred babbling. The kisses slowly inch themselves closer and closer to his hardened cock until they meet the base of it. Nishida knows heās saying something, but heās just not sure what. He wonders if it even matters as a short lick to the base of his cock has him desperately wanting for more.
(Y/N) simply smiles sweetly up at Nishida following his lack of voice. āWhatās wrong with wanting to reward my favorite employee?ā
#yakuza#yakuza nishida#nishida#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#yakuza nishida x reader#nishida x reader#yakuza x reader#rgg x reader#smut#yakuza smut#rgg smut
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blurb | iām a fictional manās whore. want him to make me a single mother.
18+ , fem!reader / reposting again and hopefully it shows up in the tags this time. š
āgonnacomegonnacome-ā her parroting words are suddenly cut off by a screaming moan, lower half pulling away from the thick cock relentlessly impaling her as she squirts out her release, soaking the sheets beneath.
a small tut of disapproval can be heard above her followed by a hard, swift smack to her rear.
ādarling,ā peter hums. āi told you to hold it in.ā
she doesnāt respond right away, instead she shakily reaches to his cock trying to insert it back inside her. āi-im sorry. you feel too good.ā
seeing this, he harshly pushes himself back in her and resumes his onslaught against her weeping, sensitive hole. thick gloved hands find their away at her shoulder blades, pushing her upper body deep into the mattress while leaving her ass arched in the air. the new angle ripped a higher volume of sounds from her throat.
āI suppose you canāt help it.ā
with a particular hard thrust, his cock is forcefully pushed out as another gushing orgasm exits her body.
#atsv smut#spider noir smut#spider noir x reader#spider noir x reader smut#spider noir x you#spiderman into the spiderverse#spiderman across the spiderverse#spiderman noir x reader#spiderman noir smut#blurb#posts not showing up in tags
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Iāve been on twitter being a subtle horny bitch bc i canāt comfortably post all the lewd thoughts and pictures I want but then I remembered I had this account.
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the smile burger incident (2006)
my bf finally finished yakuza kiwami 2!!Ā
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so I hung out with a guy recently and I made it very clear before and during that it was just that: hanging out. two buddies chilling. a couple of friends just kicking it.
towards the end right before we departed he hits me with āso is this a date?ā
i know that bitch was taken aback when I quickly deadpanned with āno, itās a hangoutā. so cool, we leave and he sends a text message with āsorry if I made things awkward, I didnāt want to misinterpret youā.
misinterpret me ????
how much more clearer can I get than:
āyeah, Iām not interested in dating. I enjoy my freedomā
āI want to remain singleā
āWeāre just hanging outā
I donāt want any mother fucker hitting me with a āoh you should just be directā or ājust say noā when it clearly doesnāt fucking matter with these dipshits.
#dumbass has also been bombarding me with excessive text messages and he brought it up again saying he didnāt know what my intentions were#bro fuck off#itās been a while since Iāve disliked someone this much#vent#rant#i hate men
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man, this was supposed to be my yakuza/nishitani hyper fixation blog
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