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Greetings listeners, or readers, should I say, and welcome to this truly wonderful tournament!

This year, it has been decided by mayoral decree that instead of the annual town fight to the death, we will determine the greatest entity in night vale through democracy.

I, for one, support this change wholeheartedly. And I am not only saying that because I have been forcefully chosen to run it. No no no listeners, rather, I feel this change embodies true Nightvale spirit. Here in Nightvale, we believe in the power of the ballot, unlike those simpletons in Desert Bluffs.

So go forth citizens! Nominate your favorite town entity, be they a (so-called) real person, a shadowy collective, or an inanimate object! Really go crazy out there.

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Hello? Nightvale? Can you here me?