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Do you think Elon musk and grimes were an NPD-BPD dynamic

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Sometimes you have to take a step back and remember that same-sex marriage has only been legal in America for ten years.

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/18/minnesota-justin-eichorn-arrested-soliciting-minor

Another one.

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if something doesn't go the way you wanted it to it's because you didn't do enough obsessive mind rituals about it

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via @b.sharise

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Two women at my work have complained to me that someone came into their bathroom and pee’d standing up. I do not personally care whose in what bathroom but I’m just gonna lay it out there that if you are going into a designated women’s room, you need to get with the culture and sit down.

I wish I had the means to pee at the urinal , but men’s rooms are easier. You can get away with sitting in the stall and everyone will just assume you’re shitting. Tbh, in my experience, men don’t care who is in the bathroom with them. I think unless you’re a 10/10 smoke show woman they are not going to care. They certainly have never said anything about my average looking ass, even before I passed most of the time.

Women are too sensitive though. They don’t like sharing their spaces with anyone who doesn’t meet their standards. In the bathroom they are like horses, unfamiliar things spook them. Everything will go smoother if you sit down.

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Me Giving a Pressed Conference: our advocacy for the disabled must include the addict, the imperfect victim, those we despise; the right to autonomy and life cannot devolve into a popularity contest

Reporter I Hate (Not Sexual Tension): Does that include all the attendees of the Bored Ape NFT event who went blind

Me: *Blood streaming from my nostrils and eyes* david, it includes everyone

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Here's a fun story of malicious compliance to brighten your day:

Until recently, a few people in my office had these desk shades to combat the obnoxious fluorescent lights, which is very helpful for people (like me) with migraines or other light-sensitivity issues.

A few days ago, everyone who has them was told to take them down. Different people were given different reasons - It violates fire code (it doesn't) / It blocks line of sight (sort of?). Since this goes against the existing status quo, the union reps (my beloved) jumped on it. Someone jokingly suggested using umbrella hats instead, since hats are allowed in the dress code. Today, the union reps are passing out these ridiculous things in protest:

If the rules are absurd, the resistance should match.

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