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(Btw yo gabba gabba is wild)
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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved
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controversial opinion but unfortunately you are your actions and what you say. if you are mean to people, it doesn’t matter if you sometimes have secret kind thoughts. fortunately you are your actions and what you say. if you are kind in your actions and your words, it doesn’t matter if you sometimes have mean thoughts. the power is in working against inner negative thoughts and being a better person despite it. you have the ability to cultivate the person you want to be.
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I went to the penis doctor and he said you were his favorite patient on account of all your rare and fascinating penis problems
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Requiring someone to be bi-lingual in any entry level job is discrimination and nothing is going to convince me otherwise. In the United States our education system places zero value on being bilingual. American students don’t get nearly as much resources for second language learning as pretty much any other developed nation you look at. So I think to expect American citizens to know a second language to work retail or hospitality is discrimination. English has been the predominant language of business here for a very long time. If a business really feels like they need someone to be able to speak a certain language, hire a professional translator.
#if I was gonna live in Mexico I would fully learn Spanish because that’s the respectful thing to do when immigrating.#like I know enough Spanish to go to Mexico and be able to shop and do a little conversation.#this is the area I’m probably most maga aligned with.#if you’re coming to America learn enough English to do basic shopping and healthcare trips.
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Elon is recruiting randos from Twitter to compete for the chance to work themselves to death figuring out how to take away your welfare.
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The true funniest thing about Breaking Bad is that Walter White is only the main character because he has main character syndrome, fundamentally believes that it straight-up doesn't make sense for something to happen if it's Not About Him, and when something is happening that's about someone else, he inserts himself into the situation until it ends up about him
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whether its astrology, racial-character theories, alpha male ontology, or attachment-style shit, people want ONE thing: systems. they want to build and apply systems. they want to construct mental contraptions filled with categories, relations, rules, and consistency. the people want math; the people want algebras.
#yeah people do like to organization and rules. who wants unknowns?#chaos is only fun when it’s controlled.
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