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you know how if a baby gets hurt and they’re about to cry but you can start laughing or cooing and they won’t cry but laugh or whatever instead? Yea.. don’t do that. It’s been proven that it makes them think pain is “funny” and they will turn into killers -___-
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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself
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Went into an ulta looking for cologne (not a good place for that) and was thinking, wow there’s nothing for men here, it’s all women’s stuff! Then I looked at a face cream bottle in front of me and remembered that lotion is not gendered. But for a split second there, I needed the lotion bottle to be in a darker color and say “for men!” on it. I fell for the gender trap and barely escaped 😅 anyway, the ulta has a lot of great products for men and women, but the cologne selection sucks unless you’ve got over $100 to spend ( my cologne budget tops out at around $70-80.)
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It’s wild that someone who hasn’t had to go without any need or luxury for decades would say this, but what’s wilder is that there is a large number of working class people who agree with her and will hurt themselves doing the mental gymnastics to defend this kind of messaging.
#that group of morons who think they’re closer to being like her then being like Joe hobo under the bridge in their town.#someone help them before they get us all killed.
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If I ever feel like I’m not good enough for the job I have I just have to remind myself that the company’s graphic design worker’s output has greatly improved since he started using AI. The guy’s skill level is literally “graphic design is my passion”. The AI has more soul in its output than this dude when he actually tries.
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Sigh, they need to make a shinigami eyes for finding the pen.
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I would take hearing about how the refs are paid off by the Chiefs the whole league is scripted every week if I never had to hear another gen-X dude talk about, “you know the native tribe there was against the name change and the logo was a sign of respect.”
Can’t even name the Potomac but is sure they’re all a monolith and want the same thing. Like can y’all just man up and tell the truth, you don’t care what history’s losers have to say or feel about anything.
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Does he understand how ready a lot of countries are to wave goodbye to America at this point.
Please do this please Trump please destroy the economy
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No one know the billionaire killer. If you went to school with him, you didn’t. You work with him, no you don’t. Grew up a few houses down, you are misremembering. Know one knows him.
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Dogville is such a crazy movie. It’ll really have some people celebrating children being punished for their parents crimes.
#it’s a fuck dem kids kinda movie.#it really is arrogant to not hold people accountable because you don’t think they’re capable of knowing better.#dogville#Nicole Kidman
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