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Cegan and long carrides.

Carl is unbeknownst to himself a passenger princess. Fucks with the music and leaves candy wrappers around along with so many half-empty water bottles.

Sitting all self-satisfied with his outstretched legs with a hand atop of Negan's on his thigh, always hoping it travels up his shorts but it never does because Negan shoves his legs down with a, "Get those goddamn piggies off the dashboard." And goes on a 15 minute tirade about how he's not gonna carry his ass if they crash and his ankles get chopped off.

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i really think this tweet is onto something

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Sometimes I think of how much shit young people get for their "cringy self indulgent oc's", even though they're just being creative, or using popular tropes and designs, and I hope they never stop???

Sanrio is a multi-million company, and there's a character who's a literal piece of steak, and he loves make up and likes to wear dresses and lolita style outfits.

Creativity and boldness is the way forward cuz the right people will love it 😤

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I really don't understand how "without getting kudos or comments a fanfiction author is going to assume that people who clicked their fic didn't like it" became a controversial take.

I don't know why some people think an author should imagine, or guess that people who click their fic enjoyed it it when nobody is telling them that.

If you're re-reading a fic constantly, or leaving it up in your tab so that it re-loads every day for a hundred days the author is not going to know that unless you tell them. They'd love to hear it. It would make their day.

And if you don't tell them you liked their fic, there's no reason for them to assume you did.

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Another missed opportunity for Cegan as a whole is how it would force Negan to come to terms with the fact that he's sticking it in someone whose taste in music before the apocalypse was Kidz Bop covers

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Nothing quite as humbling as watching your friend losing interest in the thing you both were hyperfixating on, and still being stuck in it yourself and feeling abandoned and angry that you can't magically whip up the same enthusiasm for another shared fixation ☠️☠️☠️☠️

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The elusive (non-existent) male Alcremie!

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I don't remember making this. But I did. And now he's here.

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B-b-b-b-b-BINTOROUNG!!!!

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Sometimes I wonder how a character comes to be interpreted as someone who isn't ever horny. It's just genuine curiousity. It feels like when a character is headcanoned as ace and someone goes, "No they can't be asexual, they're in a relationship!!!" As if that's a reason they can't be.

Literally not a deep question but I'm lying on my floor in deep anguish (not really) asking why horny-Crane always seems to activate Kill-Bill sirens. Horniness isn't measured in words or attitude, it can literally be happening in someone's head and no one will be the wiser.

I'm so fucking nosy

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I always find it funny when people write bdsm erotica where the dom is really aggressive and demanding and the sub is all sweet and innocent when I feel like more often than not the dynamic is a sub who asks for the most insane, out of pocket, dangerous, borderline illegal, unhinged shit and a dom who's like "hmmm ok yeah maybe we can scale that back a bit"

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[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.

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*~*The smallest Pikachu there is*~*

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God I can't open ONE fucking fandom post on instagram without people losing their shit at someone shipping themselves with a pokemon or a disney channel character. It's not REAL. They don't EXIST. "So you condone beastiality and pedophilia???" NONE OF THESE THINGS EVER HAPPENED THEY ARE LITERALLY JUST THOUGHTS AND LINES OR WORDS ON PAPER HOLY SHIT-

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Bruh I am so absolutely bitter right now, why am I so bitter? I have such an uncontrollable urge to go into main tags and starts fights wirh people based on opinions about fandom shit.

Like I am genuinely feeling confrontational about this, and I'm also acknowledging how dumb that is, why am I so petty right now???

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Please send help, my friend just reignited my Hattercrow lunacy in full force and now I hunger for Jervis forcing Jonathan into the role of his Alice, pls

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Someone I thought was my friend basically stole my money and called me a pedophile because I basically said in an instagram story that I don't think that the "autonomy" of anime girls trump that of real people.

More under the cut for a more longwinded story

Y'all, I didn't even mention it here but like.

I bought something from a friend on instagram, 130 bucks or so over the span of a few months, to save on shipping. My dumb ass considered her a friend - So I paid with friends and family on paypal, so she got the total amount, of course???

Fast forward to me making an instagram story about how I will never understand the outrage at lolicon and such, or that people call it "animated childporn". I stated that it was not the same, that a drawing will never grow up or be able to consent, that it is just A DRAWING. it cannot be harmed. It is not the same as children being exploited.

I will never see a dude jorking it to loli as a reprehensible, unforgivable act when NO ONE WAS HARMED?

I made an instagram story summarizing these thoughts.

My friend sent me a message while I was asleep, saying that she wanted no further contact with me because of these posts, that I had often made her uncomfortable, that I should "read the room" when she had a boyfriend, and that I often said things that were out of line and that I should know better, cuz I am older than her.

Never once, despite me asking if certain jokes are okay, has she told me a joke or boundary was crossed. She put heart emojis on my comments or laughed.

Never once have I said more than, "You're always so pretty 😮❤️!" When someone I considered a friend would post selfies.

Putting the blame on me for being 30 when you're 26 years old is absolutely fucking stupid, and I would have refrained from giving very tame compliments if I knew - Had I been given a HINT that they were unwanted.

After calling me a pedophile, adding a rainbow emoji, and now has all the shit I bought from her and my naive ass sent the money in a way that prevents me from recovering that money. She also made sure to tell me that the doll she'd helped me buy was disgusting, in liu of my instagram story and how I was clearly a pedo ☠️...

I'm obviously upset about the money, but I can't do anything about that - But I'm more upset that she basically reignited the fear that I can never ask too many questions, and that even when people say things are fine, they're lying. That I can feel comfortable and suddenly I'm going to be told that this entire time I've made someone incredibly uncomfortable, or that they felt like I was apparently flirting?? And despite occassionally having talks about this exact issue, they never let me in on these things.

And why did this entire incident get set off?

Because I said, in a huffy hissyfit that I will never believe that fucking anime girls have the same rights as real humans.