Burton "Gus" Guster. Character of all time. His middle name should be "Yes And". He is ride or die but he will kvetch about it. He is literally screaming crying throwing up. He's divorced. He has strong opinions about Pluto. He almost joined a cult. He claims his bestie on his taxes. He can tap dance and sing like a pro. He blogs about marine animals. He has so many niche interests. His bestie had to blackmail his boss to allow him to continue running around solving crime. He accurately deciphered the text message "binshot not lol". He went undercover as a model. He's not over losing the spelling bee as a child. He owns a shirt advertising cold sore medicine. He drove a stolen car to San Francisco to be with his bestie and only turned around 12 times. He's a sympathetic crier.
good evening devoted followers i may or may not have a tester dangle keychain on the way within the next few weeks and it may or may not be shawn spencer with a pineapple and it may or may not be purchasable for $10 at some point. feelings thoughts etc
Who remembers this conversation from the stereo shows?
Because like:
Living his truth for real. I hope he gets more long socks and the cosy, barely covering his butt, sweater of his dreams to wear around the phouse and tour bus this winter 😌