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Open to “The boys” art commissions! (They are free btw) bc I’m so hyper fixated and need to practice my art style

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Thanks Sabrina carpenter! Now I’m gonna need the jazzy musical theatre version of espresso on Apple Music. Thanks!

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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

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SETH ROGANS LAUGH 💀

Me:😘

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Everyone horny in these comments and im just here fanning over the timberland style boot sole like YESSSS THATS PEAK AMERICANISM!!!! RAHHH 🦅 🦅🦅🦅🦅

On my way to war

(washing my hair)

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I was CRYING when I saw this comment 😭

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So I saw these awesome photoshops on “scadarts” instagram page…. And now I’m gonna oil paint the seven American revolution form because this is the art block I needed-

All references I use will be from here and I will sketch the vision then paint on canvas!

I think I’m going for:

Homelander: general

Queen Maeve: royalty (duh)

Deep: navy

A-train: horseback

Noir: soldier

Starlight: Paul revere LMAOOO

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🚧IMPUT WANTED 🚧

I’m finally starting to realize that my hype fixation with homelander is probably because by boyfriend is most times an overly possessive presence who doesn’t trust anyone including me regardless of our soon to be 2 year relationship and is STILL expecting me to have someone else “swoop me off my feet” due to his insecurity gnawing at his brains: which leads to him asking my friends to “keep tabs on me” at parties. EVEN MY OWN PARTIES.

his whiplash like personality going from “I’m the best! Why would anyone want more?” To “I don’t deserve love no one loves me and life keeps getting worse and worse”.

He also has heavy mommy issues that I’d love to take care of but they give him immense pain (minus the things that reflect that *wink wink*) and thus his suffering is reflected onto me because he will only talk to me about his issues but never fix them even when I give him the advice he needs.

So yeah…when people say “the boys” is very current- I take that to heart. Haha hah haha!….help.

(P.s. I love him so much but his new first time meds aren’t kicking in and so I’m waiting to see if this is just cuz he doesn’t have correct help or if it’s….him)

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LET MY BOYFRIEND MAKE NEW YEARS PLEASE

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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Uhhh thanks for all the presents this Hanukkah god but I still didnt get what I wanted, which was “please let the source of my boyfriend’s mommy issues stop”

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To anyone who is feeling down: just remember I told my family that I was gonna take a shower and that they should “piss now, or forever hold your piss”

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I was reading a story someone wrote on here and one of the characters mentioned “regents”…..

YOU LITTLE NEW YORKER I CAUGHT YOu

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I may or may not have just blown 69 bucks on the jschlatt Christmas vinyl

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Homelander + escapism = yes

heavy on the:

“Now it's back to the intro, back to the bar

To the Bentley, to the hotel, to my old ways”

“You're asking me my symptoms, doctor, I don't wanna feel”

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HELP THE ACTUAL PICTURE IS KILLING ME

ok guys i finished watching the boys i dont get why its so hard to kill homelander you can simply cyberbully him and hell get a stroke and die

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OH MY GOD?!?!

Let’s make something clear guys… yes homelander tries to be a good dad and obviously he’s terrible at it- but that’s because he was CLEARLY made to be a girl dad. That sass. That glorious lifestyle and moviestar daily he wants to give Ryan is because it’s in his genetics to raise a girl. He would buy all of Sephora and even Ulta just so she could do some going out makeup. She wants to do a fashion show? He does too and they both strut their stuff while blasting Ariana grande and forcing Ashley to be the paparazzi. Don’t even get me started on the GOSSIP sessions they would have. “Hey how was school?” “This clique was getting on my nerves- they dissed my outfit” “did you tell them that Jason was cheating on her and that her skanky plaid skirt was out of fashion five months ago?”. And he’s got all his resources from vought shoots so it’s not a problem- he knows everything he needs to-“Dad I want to dye my hair” “I’ll take you to my stylist- do you want color? A perm? Chemical straighter? All the above?-“ - it’s the only explanation.

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Noooo ptsd 😭

Blood for the blood god 🩸