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Nobody knows how to write. It's never been done. Literature is a moving horizon humanity will never reach.

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canceled problematic babysitter for rolling eyes at the "Remember to respect the parents complete ownership and control over every aspect of the lives of these humans!" parts of "how to work with kids" advices

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the entire year is aro pride year and anyone who says otherwise will be sent to the sun

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i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

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yeah, sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have. it will happen again because i have that disorder and will continue having it. hope this helps!! 🫶🫶🫶

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what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEY’VE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT ⭐️

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sees a cigarette butt with lipstick on it on the sidewalk and gets so hard that i walk directly into a streetlamp

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I am once again reminding people that strikes and boycotts are not the exact same thing and do not always go hand-in-hand. When a strike is called, ALWAYS check what the strike leaders are asking for before you decide to make your own call to action.

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sonilver week - gardening

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i have an eerie feeling ive said this before but gamers we really need to fucking relax. not everything is malicious or even that big a deal, sometimes things are small accidents. saw a tiktoker talking about beastars, saying humans are canon in beastars but they're rare. Some comments were disputing this, someone asked what the source was bc they couldn't find or remember any evidence, and someone else said "there isn't a source. It's misinformation" fucking chill out!!!! Someone being wrong isnt misinformation, if they even were wrong! just like take a deep breath and remember sometimes things are small and unimportant

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love this animal……. The shart

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Merry 2000 Trained Rats, everybody

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my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

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eagerly awaiting the reveal of what political science 101 concept is she going to stop the plot to teach middle schoolers about. we got bread and circuses we got the extended work on thomas hobbes my money is on haymitch starting this book as an objectivist and having to unlearn that in the face of true struggle