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nailfanged replied to your post : if i ever see more junji ito rp blogs- i swear on...

make ito blogs i am BEGGING

if you tell me there’s any other ito blogs or you know enough people to interact with, i’d gladly join seriously

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if i ever see more junji ito rp blogs- i swear on my ass i’ll do tomie.

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❛ you got taken hostage by a twelve year old? ❜ - Pip

 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

     A somewhat humorous way for the Frenchie to put it. But very, very crudely what actually happened. Something Alucard judged to be beyond  Pip’s understanding, that he probably couldn’t explain better than already done.

    Yet, there was something satisfying about meeting his old ally again. Somehow,  the mercenary was back in London, and witty as ever ─ only with more wrinkles. 

    ‶ Maybe that Schrödinger was twelves years old, but he managed to take me hostage with millions of souls I had to end one by one nonetheless. ʺ

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❛ that’s the worst goodbye I’ve ever heard, and you stole it from a movie. ❜

𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

     ‶ What ? This is the BEST goodbye there has to be in cinematography ─ Beside, were you spying on me while I was watching Casablanca for the one thousandth and two time, Police Girl ? Because that did NOT happen. ʺ

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❛ This is so surreal. ❜

𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

     ‶ Just like the rest of this situation. ʺ One he himself didn’t understand yet. The ordeal was too sudden. His old London was gone, replaced by an ENDLESS FOG. It felt unnatural. It felt like that mist was alive, searching for preys to devour.

     And, maybe, that masked figure he freed the woman from ─ for now ─ earlier was a key to it. There was not quite enough time to ponder it yet though, as he had to get the woman out of here before taking the risk of being vulnerable anew. 

     A gloved hand is offered to the stranger, urging her to grab it and get up. ‶ I’m not given the right to kill innocents. ʺ He assures ─ though that was not the most reassuring way he could have put it. She was probably confused and out of the loop as to why and how a MONSTER clad in blood-red was helping her, but full-on explanations would have to wait. 

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❛ don’t kill me with my own gun!! ❜

𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

      It had been so easy. No ─ UNFAIR. A one-sided spar with barely any punches pulled. And there she handed up at his mercy, disarmed and dominated. Harkonnen’s barrel pushes against the chest, threatening to free a bullet through the fledgling’s heart. Only held back by Alucard’s finger purposely staying away from the trigger. But he didn’t let go yet, pushing even further with inhuman strength. Then she pleaded. 

     The grip on the weapon loosens, the pressure against her vital point diminishes. It’s not an amused grin that compliments Alucard’s win, but a SERIOUS expression. He was not satisfied at all. He expected more. He KNEW she could do more.

     ‶ You didn’t give it your all. You didn’t tap fully into that power I gave you. ʺ He concludes, his sharp gaze not letting her get away ─ judging her weaknesses and her fortes. Sure, he was rough when it came to training, but he knew it’d pay off. Even if it takes quite some time. And a lot of bruises and berating. ‶ A real enemy wouldn’t have any mercy or negociate with you. ʺ

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i’m spottin some eldritch tentacly cosmic boi.

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❧    𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

    FEEL FREE TO CHANGE PRONOUNS, WORDING, ETC. TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS

❛ who’s bill murray? ❜

❛ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❜

❛ I mean, that’s like asking who gandhi is. ❜

❛ who’s gandhi? ❜

❛ is that how you say hello where you come from? ❜

❛ oh, my god, I can’t believe I shot bill murray. ❜

❛ I don’t think we’re gonna be able to stitch this. ❜

❛ ah. that’s still tender. ❜

❛ you think you might pull through? ❜

❛ if it means anything now, I am so sorry. it was just instinctive. ❜

❛ I was never a very good practical joker. ❜

❛ so do you have any regrets? ❜

❛ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❜

❛ that’s the worst goodbye I’ve ever heard, and you stole it from a movie. ❜

❛ I don’t mean to gush. ❜

❛ This is so surreal. ❜

❛ I mean, you probably get this all the time. ❜

❛ where’s the fucking twinkies? ❜

❛ I hate coconut. not the taste, consistency. ❜

❛ oh, this twinkie thing, it ain’t over yet. ❜

❛ they’re in the back, aren’t they? ❜

❛ I’m really sorry. she was like a crouching tiger… ❜

❛ you got taken hostage by a twelve year old? ❜

❛ twelve’s the new twenty. gun please. ❜

❛ like you would ever use that thing. ❜

❛ don’t kill me with my own gun!! ❜

❛ are you fucking with me? ❜

❛ you ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle? ❜

❛ time to nut up or shut up! ❜

❛ 1997. was that a good year? ❜

❛ and nobody picked you? ❜

❛ take away a man’s son, you’ve truly given him nothing left to lose. ❜

❛ I haven’t cried like that since titanic. ❜

❛ the first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❜

❛ you are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❜

❛ finally got to first base. not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❜

❛ have you heard about pacific playland? there are no zombies there. ❜

❛ that place totally blows! ❜

❛ this is now the united states of zombieland. ❜

❛ okay. let me begin my three-part apology by saying that I think you’re a wonderful human, with great potential. ❜

❛ I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❜

❛ oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s ghostbusters. ❜

❛ shit! fuck! ❜

❛ ow, I’m on fire! ouch! ❜

❛ the hell I am. ❜

❛ where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❜

❛ it’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❜

❛ are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❜

❛ no. I knew a guy way worse at that than me. ❜

❛ there are no penguins on the north pole. ❜

❛ you wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❜

❛ let’s play the quiet game. ❜

❛ have you never played the quiet game? ❜

❛ poor flat bastard. ❜

❛ here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❜

❛ you almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❜

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“Can’t you do both? You’re bloody Dracula; act like it!” (Asdfghjk Seras stop)

     Cue a long tongue unwrapping from that sharp-toothed mouth. ‶ I’ll let you reconsider, Police Girl. ʺ

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if you ever wanna ship with me just come to my ask and be like “listen dick face we bout to fuck shit up with a ship ok.”

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“Master, can you teach me how to kiss?” Asdfghjk

‶ I can’t. For I don’t kiss ─ I bite.ʺ

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“ it’s not impressive , no one’s impressed ”

buzzfeed unsolved

     ‶ You haven’t seen anything yet. Not even close. ʺ

Gunplay was just a start. It was enough firepower to dispatch the lowest threats with a single shot, but sometimes it took a little more. Either way, it takes a fool to assume that’s all he had in store. No ─ he had more than these two tricks up his sleeves. But he can show ‘em if someone INSISTS.

     ‶ Which might be for your best. ʺ

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“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ” sock it to him, give urself ur best shot bRO

buzzfeed unsolved

     So it has come to this ─ facing his very own image. In the most literal way. Not the matchup he’d expect or think of, but it could prove an efficient mean of killing boredom.

‶ If you would be well served, serve yourself. ʺ

Ask and ye shall receive. A 13mm round aimed straight for the face, that is.

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sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

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-touches Alucard man tiddy- mutual initiation boi

     ‶ That’s it, Police Girl ? ─ THIS is how you grab tiddies !  ʺ

Cue Alucard firmly seizing these BIG police jugs.

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I'm not gonna hurt ya... I'm just gonna bash your fucking brains in