narcissism-thoughts

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i am the best dressed person at this easter party

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guess we have to fight to the death ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

so i’m actually hot as fuck

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so i’m actually hot as fuck

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god complex this, god complex that

where are my idol complex people at ??

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i think i have everyone fooled into thinking i’m much smarter than i am

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devoting all of my attention to myself because i feel like someone has to

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torn between wanting to make a big deal of coming out and not wanting it to be a big deal

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do you ever just take those online tests for a disorder that you already know you have just to see how you measure up

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everyone is always trying to hang out with me

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my results if anyone’s interested.

link here

taking a love language test and i feel like half of these things just don’t apply to me

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taking a love language test and i feel like half of these things just don’t apply to me

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i always forget to compliment other people

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i’m really cool and it’s sad that most people don’t get to experience knowing me

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the urge to pretend i have an accent for attention

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my pronouns are her/majesty

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i want a girlfriend. i promise i’ll treat her right. or try at least. i’ve never been in a relationship before i feel like i’d be good at it

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i love when people jokingly refer to me as royalty