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[napoleon-bonapartee]

Bonjour, your majesty ... which one are you, again?

..The old grumpy one.

[napoleon-bonapartee]

Would you kiss Lannes on the lips for me

.. Lannes is mad at me for hitting him with a pan

As much as I would like to I can't.

[napoleon-bonapartee]

“I found this interesting piece of art called an “edit”. It seems to be of good quality and the music is very energetic. It looked like something you would like so I’ll be leaving this here for you to enjoy.”

.. this is enjoyable and creative

CAN YOU SENT ME MORE!?

[napoleon-bonapartee]

PROCLAMATION FROM THE DUKE OF MONTEBELLO ON THE SUBJECT OF RUDE ASKS

I have heard that apparently some anonymes are gettin a lil too familiar with havign free access to our inboxes and are sending rude and inappropriately sexual unsolicited asks to many of us! now i dont care much if you send that shit to me because ill just misfile that shit in the trash if it gets too much BUT for the sake of gods vast forehead havent you assholes heard of common decency?!?!

sending threats and shit even if its not serious or not actionable is frankly rude and our "blogs" dont owe you answers to every inane thought that crosses the top of that mass you call a brain! remember your part of this fucked up community too and if you keep being rude little shits then nobody will want to talk to you or hear from you!

and remember we have tools like "blocking" and "turning anonymous off" so you gettin to talk to us is a privilege in the first place!

heres an ettiquete guide for "tumblr roleplay interactions" that it would behoove you to read and while its long as shit its got valuable information so take it into account!

dont be a dickhead and dont send random harrassment to the blogs you like got it?!

good!

— Maréchal Lannes

———

(( OOC: There's been an uptick in the amount of weird NSFW asks that the Napoleonic Roleplay community is getting, and I've talked to people who have expressed discomfort with these asks. So while this post is kinda in-character, this is a request to please be more mindful of the anonymous asks that you are sending. Thank you! ))

[napoleon-bonapartee]

I'm going to repeat this again , I'm another version of napoleon. You can open that door. I came out of to confirm this.

Napoleon is sitting in his bathtub thinking deeply about the last couple of days.

His other self has clearly gone insane? Or was he really just like that? Was he himself also like that? Why did he hate him so much? Why do i hate me

He shook his head and stood up.

Ugh, I forgot my towel.

He gets out of the bathroom trying to dry his hair with his hands.

He walks into his office and did a dry spittake when he saw @napoleon-bonapartee.

WHAT THWE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE??!?!?

[napoleon-bonapartee]

AH--! Sighs

Ah.

Look, uhm, you might not believe this, but I'm another version of napoleon? You can open that door to confirm this..

Napoleon is sitting in his bathtub thinking deeply about the last couple of days.

His other self has clearly gone insane? Or was he really just like that? Was he himself also like that? Why did he hate him so much? Why do i hate me

He shook his head and stood up.

Ugh, I forgot my towel.

He gets out of the bathroom trying to dry his hair with his hands.

He walks into his office and did a dry spittake when he saw @napoleon-bonapartee.

WHAT THWE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE??!?!?

[napoleon-bonapartee]

While the other him was talk , Napoleon managed to zone out for a few seconds, to think of what the hell was he even doing to hit pans to people, then facing his head to his other self's direction

...

Sighs

Don't ask what I did to cause this.

He went quiet for a minute, everything was quiet , He broke off the silence by finally opening his mouth.

Look.. I'm not here to cause trouble. Like I said, I got sent here by "powers"

And uhm- I'm apologise for causing all of this reck , You won't probably forgive me, to be honest.i destroyed your reputation.

I've realised this pan thing was a dumb idea.

After saying that, napoleon got out of the chair and quietly walked out of the room

( @alexanderfanboy )

Napoleon is sitting in his bathtub thinking deeply about the last couple of days.

His other self has clearly gone insane? Or was he really just like that? Was he himself also like that? Why did he hate him so much? Why do i hate me

He shook his head and stood up.

Ugh, I forgot my towel.

He gets out of the bathroom trying to dry his hair with his hands.

He walks into his office and did a dry spittake when he saw @napoleon-bonapartee.

WHAT THWE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE??!?!?

[napoleon-bonapartee]

Napoleon hears his other self echo and takes up the room . By now, Napoleon has been asleep for a while. This gave napoleon some senses that his idea was wrong

His head quickly got up from the table to see his other self

.. huh? Oh.. I must have slept. Well, uhm-- Ney decided to ship me here by his powers? I think?? And now I'm here , in your office.

( @alexanderfanboy )

Napoleon is sitting in his bathtub thinking deeply about the last couple of days.

His other self has clearly gone insane? Or was he really just like that? Was he himself also like that? Why did he hate him so much? Why do i hate me

He shook his head and stood up.

Ugh, I forgot my towel.

He gets out of the bathroom trying to dry his hair with his hands.

He walks into his office and did a dry spittake when he saw @napoleon-bonapartee.

WHAT THWE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE??!?!?

[napoleon-bonapartee]

Pat your head*

Mhm..?

I needed this , thank you

[napoleon-bonapartee]

Sighs

It's currently six in the morning, and I'm stuck in my other house. Great.. My stupid little idea has turned into something bigger and more disastrous

Napoleon noticed his old office and remembered most parts but stupidly forgot about some parts because of his ongoing losing memory.

My other self must be bathing right now. I usually do that in this during of time.

Sits in a chair and puts heads on the table.

I'm so fucked

( @alexanderfanboy )

SUDDEN BANG FROM THE DOOR WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING.

Hi.

PROCEED TO HIT THE LIVING SHIT OUT YOU WITH FRYING PANS

— @napoleon-bonapartee

OH MERDE!

What is this? BONAPARTE?

Instead of blood, golden light is oozing from his wound. He managed to rise up, facing the Emperor with eyes gleaming with rage.

Seriously. What the fuck was this supposed to mean?

Like before, iron bars surrounded the smaller man, forming a small cage not unlike the ones used for birds.

Levavasseur: Marshal?! I heard you screaming! Another bad dream?

He... She is wearing just underpants and the "I love Gingers" bra she got earlier. Not the best outfit to meet your emperor. Then she saw Ney's wound and the prisoner.

That Corsican asshole attacked me!

Levavasseur: How dare you touch my Marshal?!

[napoleon-bonapartee]

You are a mis̨erable ol̗d liar. Water̴loo was͔ you͗r fau̯lt. You were ṡitting on your fat oĺd̛ ass and dealing with the̹ politics of̂ Pãris i͎nstead of taking care of your army. You blamed the oth̰er̂s for you͈r fuckup̍s.

Shhh..speak quietly. people might be watching.

..

Sighs Look, I care about my people, and I just need to clear up some mess that the monarchy did and honestly some part of me blamed myself.. For waterloo

[napoleon-bonapartee]

Napoleon has been sent off to @alexandefanboy domain because every marhall and general is getting tired of him hitting everyone with a bunch of pans in the middle of the night , of course napoleon was bitchy about getting taped and getting sent of to the other him domain.

HMMPHJGHJGHVH!!?!?!?!?!,@,!,WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

RIBS THE LIVING SHIT OF THAT PACKAGE

..

Hold up , this looks similar to my old office. Please don't tell me--

THIS IS THE OTHER ME OFFICE!?

Also gotta get these tapes off me. Eugh these are STICKY.

I hope he's not back yet.. I'm so done.

SUDDEN BANG FROM THE DOOR WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING.

Hi.

PROCEED TO HIT THE LIVING SHIT OUT YOU WITH FRYING PANS

— @napoleon-bonapartee

OH MERDE!

What is this? BONAPARTE?

Instead of blood, golden light is oozing from his wound. He managed to rise up, facing the Emperor with eyes gleaming with rage.

Seriously. What the fuck was this supposed to mean?

Like before, iron bars surrounded the smaller man, forming a small cage not unlike the ones used for birds.

Levavasseur: Marshal?! I heard you screaming! Another bad dream?

He... She is wearing just underpants and the "I love Gingers" bra she got earlier. Not the best outfit to meet your emperor. Then she saw Ney's wound and the prisoner.

That Corsican asshole attacked me!

Levavasseur: How dare you touch my Marshal?!

[napoleon-bonapartee]

Thats the WORST thing you can say to me

LOBOTOMIZE?

..

I AM NOT FAT!!!!!FHGGGJSJGSHSHVFFGJB!!!

Countinues hitting the emotes.

SUDDEN BANG FROM THE DOOR WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING.

Hi. I might regret this later.

PROCEED TO HIT THE LIVING SHIT OUT YOU WITH FRYING PANS

— @napoleon-bonapartee

@the1ronduke WELLINGTON HELP I'M BEING BULLIED!!!!!!!! :(

N-napoleon.... how could you do this to me..... how could you hurt me like this..... but I suppose that's all you've ever done.

[napoleon-bonapartee]

Backs up quickly

OKAY, FIRST OF ALL. HOW ARE YOU SHEEDING GOLD INSTEAD OF BLOOD AND GOD WHAT ARE YOU WEARING.

"I LOVE GINGERS?"

SERIOUSLY WHAT YOU GUYS ON I SWEAR EVERYTHING GETS WERIDER EVERY DAY.

SUDDEN BANG FROM THE DOOR WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING.

Hi.

PROCEED TO HIT THE LIVING SHIT OUT YOU WITH FRYING PANS

— @napoleon-bonapartee

OH MERDE!

What is this? BONAPARTE?

Instead of blood, golden light is oozing from his wound. He managed to rise up, facing the Emperor with eyes gleaming with rage.

Seriously. What the fuck was this supposed to mean?

Like before, iron bars surrounded the smaller man, forming a small cage not unlike the ones used for birds.

Levavasseur: Marshal?! I heard you screaming! Another bad dream?

He... She is wearing just underpants and the "I love Gingers" bra she got earlier. Not the best outfit to meet your emperor. Then she saw Ney's wound and the prisoner.

That Corsican asshole attacked me!

Levavasseur: How dare you touch my Marshal?!

[napoleon-bonapartee]

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM.

To be honest, it makes sense.

Starts hitting the emotes.

Also you gotta repair the doors.

Continues hitting the emotes.

SUDDEN BANG FROM THE DOOR WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING.

Hi. I might regret this later.

PROCEED TO HIT THE LIVING SHIT OUT YOU WITH FRYING PANS

— @napoleon-bonapartee

@the1ronduke WELLINGTON HELP I'M BEING BULLIED!!!!!!!! :(

N-napoleon.... how could you do this to me..... how could you hurt me like this..... but I suppose that's all you've ever done.

[napoleon-bonapartee]

Munch Munch Muching popcorn that comes from the thin air or something I don't know just think of those Disney flims

What were you saying? Checks time Well-- shit times running out and sun is rising

Runs to an nearby window and jumps off

( dw he's gonna disappear while jumping maybe , maybe not)

Key word : maybe.

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKERS SEE YA SOON !!!

Napoleon just disappears to thin air like thing whole this never happened, off to somewhere. I Wonder what that place will be?

( @armagnac-army @alexanderfanboy @bayard-de-la-garde )

SUDDEN BANG FROM THE DOOR WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING.

Hi.

PROCEED TO HIT THE LIVING SHIT OUT YOU WITH FRYING PANS

— @napoleon-bonapartee

Oh hi, did you come to cuddle?

. . . Wait what are you ?

AHJHFHHHHH%#~|%^$!$££?~#????##%}%%}##????

OWOWOWOW

@armagnac-army !!! SAVE ME!

[napoleon-bonapartee]

( my dumbass really asked with my main acc. Wow. )

..

This doesn't even hurt. OH GOD NOT WELLINGTON

SUDDEN BANG FROM THE DOOR WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING.

Hi. I might regret this later.

PROCEED TO HIT THE LIVING SHIT OUT YOU WITH FRYING PANS

— @napoleon-bonapartee

@the1ronduke WELLINGTON HELP I'M BEING BULLIED!!!!!!!! :(

N-napoleon.... how could you do this to me..... how could you hurt me like this..... but I suppose that's all you've ever done.