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I logged onto Bluesky and was immediately shown Luigi Mangione porn art, immediately followed by a video of someone spray painting a dick onto a Tesla Cybertruck while the driver was still in the car.

I think that platform's gonna be alright.

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“that doesnt mean i wouldn’t blow you”

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Intimacy 🚬

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a little something i did for a friend's birthday :))

ily lotti!!

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the cutest twins

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Will we ever get home?

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i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

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There is a curse. They say: May You Live in Interesting Times.

-Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

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"no one recruits from millport. no one knows where it is."

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(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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one thing about me is i LOVE outsider pov neil josten. maybe even more than his pov. never has any protagonist ever manic-pixie-dream-girled the way outsider pov neil josten manic-pixie-dream-girled. he's a little insane and feral and unpredictable and has a pretty face and a mysterious past and mafia connections. everyone fucking bends over backwards for him. he's just so ineffable.

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i hope they take sooo many pictures together and jean keeps all of them pinned up on his wall

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andrew's sense of humor is greatly underrated imo

like this moment was objectively hilarious

"if you're going to play dealer who do we have in goal second half?"

wymack looked at andrew. andrew looked over his shoulder as if checking for a third goalkeeper.

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The most iconic thing about Neil is the fact that his #1 character trait is being good at staying alive, and his #2 is being really, really bad at it.