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Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe

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‘As you wish’ was all he ever said to her. That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying, ‘As you wish,’ what he meant was, ‘I love you’. And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.

THE PRINCESS BRIDE (1987) dir. Rob Reiner

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light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

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light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

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why are people pretending that sex is the only axis upon which some people willingly enjoy things that hurt/scare them

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Dahomey (2024) 🇧🇯🇸🇳 a documentary by Mati Diop

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The plague doctors that the media has made really is the pinnacle of clothing. and its so sad to see what actual plague doctors were like

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What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

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stop holding ya pee for so damn long

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it's important to me that people know the original "he would not fucking say that" was in response to a tiktok where someone said eric cartman would thank you for asking for his pronouns. Like it just doesn't hit the same without context.

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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

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i gotta feeling .... woooo ooooooo..... that tonight's gonna be a soup night... tonight's gonna be a soup night.. tonight's gonna b a soup soup night ............

tonight's the night. let's soup it up. i got my soup. let's slurp it up

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me: i'm adding realism to this medieval fantasy setting

what people think i mean: grime, gratuitous sexual assault and murder, misogyny, child marriage

what i actually mean: everyone reads out loud, women are spinning wool all the time, peasants marry at 20, people wear colors.

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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’