mythos-soup

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Yall are crazy istg every time i come back to tumblr its like this tysm

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Set: I'm not like a regular dad, I'm a cool dad. Right, Anubis?

Anubis: Please stop talking.

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Loki: time for plan G

Frey: dont you mean plan B? 

Loki: no we did plan B an hour ago.

Tyr: what about plan C? 

Loki: plan C was that desperate attempt at disguises five minutes ago

Idunn: what about plan E?

Loki: I'm hoping not to use plan E. I die in plan E.

Freyja: I like plan E

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Tezcatlipoca: don't say a word. 

Quetzalcoatl: Fergalicious

Tezcatlipoca: I said don't say a word! 

Quetzalcoatl: oh I see. Two weeks ago when we were playing scrabble it wasn't a word, but it is now that it's convenient to you 

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Set: Everyone should know what it feels like to get punched in the face.

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Thor: Hey Freya, can I have a sip of that water?

Freya: It's not water.

Thor: Vodka! I like your style!

Freya: It's vinegar.

Thor: What?

Freya: It's vinegar, pussy.

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Heimdall: i have bad news! 

Odin: there is no bad or good news, my friend, just news. 

Heimdall: Loki's back early

Odin: ... That is bad news. 

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Freyr: Just adopt a puppy and play with it. That’s like the equivalent of 40 drugs in one. …on steroids.

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Athena: Be the bigger person.

Hermes: No? I’m 5’4 and bitter. You be the bigger person.

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Nephthys: You’re grounded for… till college!

Kid Anubis: FOR TILL COLLEGE?

Set: FOR TILL COLLEGE!

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YALL WHAT TYSMMM

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Snorri Sturluson isn't the boss of me. 😤

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Narcissus*

 

Narcissus: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10

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Wepwawet: how do you spell "orange"? 

Anubis: fruit or colour? 

Set: *thinking*

Nephthys: I've raised a couple of idiots

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Idunn: we should go to a haunted house this year

Hel: what's wrong with the one you live in?

Idunn:

Idunn : WHAT

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Poseidon: You shouldn't be using a straw

Zeus: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment

Hades: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti

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Tlaloc: Why are you smiling?

Tezcatlipoca: What? Am I not allowed to just be happy?

Xipe-Totec: Quetz tripped and fell in the parking lot.