mythos-soup

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2024 is almost over and 2025 is around the corner. December is a lovely month but oh so dark so from time to time I find myself looking forward to the spring sun. Sol (Sól/Sunna) sure ride with haste during winter times. Another reason to the darkness is that whatever snow that fell never stuck around. There is a stark difference between nights with and without snow. December has been so warm and snowless that Skade (Skaði) probably (even if she wanted to) never went to visit Njord (Njörðr/Njǫrðr) by the sea. A part of me is expecting the snow to come around January and February. Lately it feels like the seasons have been pushed off balance. Also ... Not my best drawing but it something before the year switch ... and made me wonder. Does she ever face the sun herself, or is it always behind her ....

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I have been in this gay ass room for ten thousand years

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Yall are crazy istg every time i come back to tumblr its like this tysm

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Set: I'm not like a regular dad, I'm a cool dad. Right, Anubis?

Anubis: Please stop talking.

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Loki: time for plan G

Frey: dont you mean plan B? 

Loki: no we did plan B an hour ago.

Tyr: what about plan C? 

Loki: plan C was that desperate attempt at disguises five minutes ago

Idunn: what about plan E?

Loki: I'm hoping not to use plan E. I die in plan E.

Freyja: I like plan E

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Tezcatlipoca: don't say a word. 

Quetzalcoatl: Fergalicious

Tezcatlipoca: I said don't say a word! 

Quetzalcoatl: oh I see. Two weeks ago when we were playing scrabble it wasn't a word, but it is now that it's convenient to you 

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Set: Everyone should know what it feels like to get punched in the face.

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Thor: Hey Freya, can I have a sip of that water?

Freya: It's not water.

Thor: Vodka! I like your style!

Freya: It's vinegar.

Thor: What?

Freya: It's vinegar, pussy.

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Heimdall: i have bad news! 

Odin: there is no bad or good news, my friend, just news. 

Heimdall: Loki's back early

Odin: ... That is bad news. 

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Freyr: Just adopt a puppy and play with it. That’s like the equivalent of 40 drugs in one. …on steroids.

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Athena: Be the bigger person.

Hermes: No? I’m 5’4 and bitter. You be the bigger person.

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Nephthys: You’re grounded for… till college!

Kid Anubis: FOR TILL COLLEGE?

Set: FOR TILL COLLEGE!

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YALL WHAT TYSMMM

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Snorri Sturluson isn't the boss of me. 😤

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Narcissus*

 

Narcissus: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10

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Wepwawet: how do you spell "orange"? 

Anubis: fruit or colour? 

Set: *thinking*

Nephthys: I've raised a couple of idiots

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Idunn: we should go to a haunted house this year

Hel: what's wrong with the one you live in?

Idunn:

Idunn : WHAT